Men who can't get laid are unironically ticking time bombs. I can bet that 75% of all suicide bombers, mass shooters, and religious fundamentalist terrorists are virgins
I'll have you know this movie is actually a documentary about my life in 2000. They really twisted the facts about me. For example, I was preparing for the Y2K apocalypse, not agoraphobic. But then I just got really attached to the bunker lifestyle.
Would not change a thing. Inkwells are reacting to not having the perceived status that comes from the ability to get laid, not the act of getting laid itself.
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Especially when they're unemployed, a large population of 20-30 something unemployed men who can't get laid is basically a guarantee shit is about to get real.
Let me again link the concept of the youth bulge. When young men, who are plentiful, get no respect; financial stability; sex; or otherwise any kind of status, shit goes down. Truly the gender of peace.
I remember reading somewhere that that's part of why monogamy started catching on when it did. One chad with with 8 wives equates to seven angsty, lonely men who definitely aren't going to be setting any tribal patriotism records anytime soon.
There's also a theory, along that vein, about how the "wolves" of humanity got bred out. The dogs set up communities with laws (we'll call them that) and those who could absolutely not follow those laws were executed. Being dead has obvious consequences about procreation and survival of the sexiest.
Was never an issue when the honorable profession of whaling was still allowed. Now we have whales roaming the ocean, wreaking havoc left, right and center- and a generation of young men doing the same by land.
This ancient balance must be allowed to continue, for the future of both species.
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At around noon on Monday, Feb. 24, the owner said she heard screams coming from a back room. When she went to see what was happening, a man stabbed her with a machete.
He thought his martial arts were strong until he ran into the madam. 🤭
Unironically this is a good move. I've been saying for the last couple years that if you actually look at bodycounts, inc*ls are killing way more people than wh*te and bl*ck r*cists combined. You can laugh all you want about how you're such a chad and you bullied these t*rds in high school, but it doesn't make you any less dead when they steal their mom's credit cards to buy a truck and run you over.
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Watch that one leaf's video on it. Phillipsolo I think. He goes to a bunch and some offer sex acts out of the blue, iirc some of the girls didn't even know how to do an actual massage.
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If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
Alek Minassian, the driver who killed 10 pedestrians and injured more than a dozen others in the Yonge Street van attack, told a Toronto police officer soon after his arrest that he had hoped to spark an “ιncel uprising.”
Here's the interrogation video of the Armenicеl, guy literally lived on the internet, he talks about "Chаds and Stаcys", "Bеta uprising", "Pеpе the Frog the mascot of 4chаn", and much more mеmе shit to the senior detective who doesn't understands his аutistic internet creole language lmao.
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19 VanillaReign 2020-05-19
Yet the terrorist himself couldn't get laid.
13 NervousTomatillo 2020-05-19
There is no way that we are NOT living in a simulation at this point.
3 Kiru-Kokujin58 2020-05-19
Probably counts suicides
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1 Lehk 2020-05-19
Did Trudeau start counting Islamic terror as inkwell terror?
10 pvijay187 2020-05-19
Men who can't get laid are unironically ticking time bombs. I can bet that 75% of all suicide bombers, mass shooters, and religious fundamentalist terrorists are virgins
11 WarSanchez 2020-05-19
This post being 67% upvoted says all you need to know about kisslesscels
2 HisPopeness 2020-05-19
Classic r/choosingbeggars like yeah man you're ugly as fuck why would an attractive girl want to be with you, you don't want a super ugly woman
9 pinche_chupacabron 2020-05-19
But I'm nice you stupid bitch
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1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-05-19
drama is an inc*l breeding ground. This is why banning the underage is necessary.
1 fernguts 2020-05-19
This post is 96% upvoted, dummy.
1 WarSanchez 2020-05-19
A whole day later.
I have a fan club that likes to try to bury my shit early.
10 lickedTators 2020-05-19
Imagine how many lives would be saved if we had mandated government sponsored prostitution.
15 pvijay187 2020-05-19
bedicare
3 Fair-Fly 2020-05-19
pedicare
10 Redactor0 2020-05-19
Daily reminder that the most prescient movie of all time dealt with this issue before most of you z-slurs were born.
5 lickedTators 2020-05-19
I'll have you know this movie is actually a documentary about my life in 2000. They really twisted the facts about me. For example, I was preparing for the Y2K apocalypse, not agoraphobic. But then I just got really attached to the bunker lifestyle.
3 forseti911 2020-05-19
Would not change a thing. Inkwells are reacting to not having the perceived status that comes from the ability to get laid, not the act of getting laid itself.
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10 TheLordHighExecu 2020-05-19
the boy was only 17, at that point it's more about managing expectations
2 Minimum_T-Giraff 2020-05-19
17 and a virgin lol.
6 ForeignGrammarNazi 2020-05-19
Especially when they're unemployed, a large population of 20-30 something unemployed men who can't get laid is basically a guarantee shit is about to get real.
3 Bummunism 2020-05-19
Let me again link the concept of the youth bulge. When young men, who are plentiful, get no respect; financial stability; sex; or otherwise any kind of status, shit goes down. Truly the gender of peace.
7 york_york_york 2020-05-19
I remember reading somewhere that that's part of why monogamy started catching on when it did. One chad with with 8 wives equates to seven angsty, lonely men who definitely aren't going to be setting any tribal patriotism records anytime soon.
4 Bummunism 2020-05-19
There's also a theory, along that vein, about how the "wolves" of humanity got bred out. The dogs set up communities with laws (we'll call them that) and those who could absolutely not follow those laws were executed. Being dead has obvious consequences about procreation and survival of the sexiest.
3 king_of_retardland 2020-05-19
Was never an issue when the honorable profession of whaling was still allowed. Now we have whales roaming the ocean, wreaking havoc left, right and center- and a generation of young men doing the same by land.
This ancient balance must be allowed to continue, for the future of both species.
1 EasternAirline 2020-05-19
hmm very interesting
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1 Godsdj 2020-05-19
no u
4 trexmundi 2020-05-19
Shut up, I'm calling for the abolition of 19th amendment and it's consequences here.
1 Godsdj 2020-05-19
Reverse-misandrycels OUT OUT OUT.
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...I'm hungry. Any decent recommendations for a snack?
2 trexmundi 2020-05-19
I'm fond of carrots.
1 Godsdj 2020-05-19
Based and mythnight visionpilled. Thanks!
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1 Kerb_Poet 2020-05-19
How do you suggest we fix this problem?
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1 Supersamtheredditman 2020-05-19
Of course they’re virgins, pre marital sex is a sin
8 Redactor0 2020-05-19
He thought his martial arts were strong until he ran into the madam. 🤭
Unironically this is a good move. I've been saying for the last couple years that if you actually look at bodycounts, inc*ls are killing way more people than wh*te and bl*ck r*cists combined. You can laugh all you want about how you're such a chad and you bullied these t*rds in high school, but it doesn't make you any less dead when they steal their mom's credit cards to buy a truck and run you over.
6 AngstyToast 2020-05-19
Tbf I thought you were complimenting his machete skills at first.
1 sobratonix 2020-05-19
Not raising an eyebrow to that made me think that I've spent too much time on imageboards lol
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1 Bummunism 2020-05-19
Like they read any further than the reports lol
6 trapochaphouse 2020-05-19
🤣🤣🤣
6 yocrappacrappa 2020-05-19
'Erotic massage parlour' 🤔🤔🤔
2 R483 2020-05-19
You have girlfriend Viet-nam?
3 GeminiRocket 2020-05-19
How are erotic spas bros
I have this Thai ""massage"" parlor near my place, what's the secret sign ?
7 texanapocalypse33 2020-05-19
They'll flip you on your back and tell you the menu. No need for auti$m0 signals
5 WarSanchez 2020-05-19
Wrap a 20 dollar bill around your penis with a rubber band. Flip over real quick and let it happen.
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3 somestupidname1 2020-05-19
I'm pretty sure they just ask you if you want a handy/sex.
3 GeminiRocket 2020-05-19
Should I ask Quora to have a reliable answer ?
My cousin from Switzerland went into one of theses. Didn't ask didn't tell, I though he was just happy to get a massage 💆
3 somestupidname1 2020-05-19
Watch that one leaf's video on it. Phillipsolo I think. He goes to a bunch and some offer sex acts out of the blue, iirc some of the girls didn't even know how to do an actual massage.
2 GeminiRocket 2020-05-19
Didn't found your video but Vice is already trying to guilt trip me : https://youtu.be/UP4YHTNsW4A
3 FlexualHealing 2020-05-19
There are like three on the same highway out here. Whoever this “Thai” is their chain is expanding.
1 Canadapoli 2020-05-19
They're basically brothels.
1 Cauchemar89 2020-05-19
Just ask for a happy ending. ezpz
2 forseti911 2020-05-19
Minority report but it's just a list of guys who haven't fucked in a while/ever.
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0 SnapshillBot 2020-05-19
If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
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0 Matues49 2020-05-19
Ιnc*ls rise up.
1 Copeshit 2020-05-19
Here's the interrogation video of the Armenicеl, guy literally lived on the internet, he talks about "Chаds and Stаcys", "Bеta uprising", "Pеpе the Frog the mascot of 4chаn", and much more mеmе shit to the senior detective who doesn't understands his аutistic internet creole language lmao.