Beta attempts uprising at massage parlor, gets skewered by escort, charged with terrorism.

1  2020-05-20 by OniTan

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The irony of being having a machete and getting Brie Larsoned by some 11lb woman, very much like in the way they would say it is unrealistic.

It's never even begun for shortcels.

People are really taking the “don’t open salons” things seriously

Looks like they're no longer calling it an erotic massage parlor.

If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.

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“He took my finger off while I was trying to grab [the weapon].”

The woman said she struggled with the suspect and their altercation took them outside the spa and into the parking lot.

“I fought. I fought hard. I took the machete from him,” she said.

Sad the trash killed one person but good on this woman for beating his ass after he attacked her.

I'm willing to bet my firstborn this inc3l is a manl3t. Imagine being beat up by a gússy despite having the element of surprise. Inc3ls, not even once.

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They said he was charged with murder, not terrorism

He was first arraigned on the murder charges but terrorism charges have been added. Who knows if they’ll hold up but hopefully he doesn’t get out anytime soon.

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I was just thinking how the serial-killing business has been hit hard during this quarantine. Brother couldn't wait any longer.

As a burger I must point out that was a attempt at mass murder and not the work of a serial killer