People everywhere like to think it’s outsiders littering and not them. Lotta Hawaiians talk about how much they care about the “aina” and then leave their beer bottles on the beach. Same thing with ruraloids who whine about other people using their tourist spots.
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Damn dude I’m kinda sick of being shit on by uppity northerners who think just because they got the long straw in natural landscape that they’re some how superior. Just because I come from the city doesn’t mean I am an inconsiderate, littering jerk that doesn’t respect other areas of the state I live in. If you hate tourists so much move somewhere where there are no tourists for the love of god. Meanwhile, I’ll be the nice, open, respectful welcoming cidiot who will show you music, food, art, history, architecture and culture with eagerness. If you don’t want to give the same respect to us then whatever. Next time I’ll try not to be born and raised in a metro area because apparently THAT is a mistake altogether. I’ll take my detroit melting pot of citizens who are nice and culturally conscious over the coldness I experience from homogenized boring northern locals.
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Arguing that people in metro areas are more open and welcoming is pretty impressive tho, I’ll give them that.
If you hate tourists so much move somewhere where there are no tourists for the love of god.
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Lmfao imagine being such a poör soûtherncęl that you think Michigan is a hot spot for tourism 😂 I still see those stupid state funded “Visit Michigan” commercials and just think to myself lol no thanks
They are both trash though. Detroit runs the range from unhinged pan handlers, car thieves, and corrupt politicians, with nothing in between. South, and west of the city is literally Afghanistan. North of 8 mile up to 12 is Gummo. North of that is homos in baseball hats who all own pickups, but have never used the bed.
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Edit: JFTR those huge piles of construction trash you always see in Detroit are left by contractors who live in St Claire Shores.
It’s about fuckin time. Them fuckin city slickers and their damn smart cars comin up here and throwin a hissyfit when they can’t charge their car at the marathon. Throwing rocks in the water when we’re fishing and yelling when we’re hunting cause it’s “inhumane and cruel” yah fuck Detroit and the suburbs.
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2 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2020-05-23
People everywhere like to think it’s outsiders littering and not them. Lotta Hawaiians talk about how much they care about the “aina” and then leave their beer bottles on the beach. Same thing with ruraloids who whine about other people using their tourist spots.
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2 king_of_retardland 2020-05-23
Story of my life right here.
1 Trumps-Number1-Enemy 2020-05-23
What are your thoughts on the degenerate urbanites of the lower P DaYooper?
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-05-23
Google culture 12 million result; recipes, performances, documentaries, all of it.
Arguing that people in metro areas are more open and welcoming is pretty impressive tho, I’ll give them that.
1 PizzaWasRiteAbtWomen 2020-05-23
Lmfao imagine being such a poör soûtherncęl that you think Michigan is a hot spot for tourism 😂 I still see those stupid state funded “Visit Michigan” commercials and just think to myself lol no thanks
1 DaYooper 2020-05-23
We'll keep our gorgeous, saltless beaches to ourselves thank you very much.
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1 SamManilla 2020-05-23
They are both trash though. Detroit runs the range from unhinged pan handlers, car thieves, and corrupt politicians, with nothing in between. South, and west of the city is literally Afghanistan. North of 8 mile up to 12 is Gummo. North of that is homos in baseball hats who all own pickups, but have never used the bed.
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Edit: JFTR those huge piles of construction trash you always see in Detroit are left by contractors who live in St Claire Shores.
1 DaYooper 2020-05-23
West MI is best MI
1 diggity_md 2020-05-23
> Detroit Citizens
> Nice
guarantee this is some fucking lily white idiot living in Livonia who thinks they're from Detroit because they know where 8 Mile is
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1 HoBoLoBro 2020-05-23
i cant understand why someone would choose to live in detroit. just walk across to windsor, hitchhike to alberta and hide out
1 S-K_123 2020-05-23
Or a gentrifying upper middle class white male who thinks he's special for living in the ghetto
1 nigrbitsh 2020-05-23
It’s about fuckin time. Them fuckin city slickers and their damn smart cars comin up here and throwin a hissyfit when they can’t charge their car at the marathon. Throwing rocks in the water when we’re fishing and yelling when we’re hunting cause it’s “inhumane and cruel” yah fuck Detroit and the suburbs.
1 Trumps-Number1-Enemy 2020-05-23
This, but unironically
t. West Michigander