Civil War brewing in the Mitten as the inbred rednecks of the north are fed up with the inconsiderate city slickers of the south.

1  2020-05-23 by Trumps-Number1-Enemy

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People everywhere like to think it’s outsiders littering and not them. Lotta Hawaiians talk about how much they care about the “aina” and then leave their beer bottles on the beach. Same thing with ruraloids who whine about other people using their tourist spots.

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What are your thoughts on the degenerate urbanites of the lower P DaYooper?

Damn dude I’m kinda sick of being shit on by uppity northerners who think just because they got the long straw in natural landscape that they’re some how superior. Just because I come from the city doesn’t mean I am an inconsiderate, littering jerk that doesn’t respect other areas of the state I live in. If you hate tourists so much move somewhere where there are no tourists for the love of god. Meanwhile, I’ll be the nice, open, respectful welcoming cidiot who will show you music, food, art, history, architecture and culture with eagerness. If you don’t want to give the same respect to us then whatever. Next time I’ll try not to be born and raised in a metro area because apparently THAT is a mistake altogether. I’ll take my detroit melting pot of citizens who are nice and culturally conscious over the coldness I experience from homogenized boring northern locals.

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Arguing that people in metro areas are more open and welcoming is pretty impressive tho, I’ll give them that.

If you hate tourists so much move somewhere where there are no tourists for the love of god.

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Lmfao imagine being such a poör soûtherncęl that you think Michigan is a hot spot for tourism 😂 I still see those stupid state funded “Visit Michigan” commercials and just think to myself lol no thanks

We'll keep our gorgeous, saltless beaches to ourselves thank you very much.

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They are both trash though. Detroit runs the range from unhinged pan handlers, car thieves, and corrupt politicians, with nothing in between. South, and west of the city is literally Afghanistan. North of 8 mile up to 12 is Gummo. North of that is homos in baseball hats who all own pickups, but have never used the bed.

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Edit: JFTR those huge piles of construction trash you always see in Detroit are left by contractors who live in St Claire Shores.

West MI is best MI

> Detroit Citizens

> Nice

guarantee this is some fucking lily white idiot living in Livonia who thinks they're from Detroit because they know where 8 Mile is

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i cant understand why someone would choose to live in detroit. just walk across to windsor, hitchhike to alberta and hide out

Or a gentrifying upper middle class white male who thinks he's special for living in the ghetto

It’s about fuckin time. Them fuckin city slickers and their damn smart cars comin up here and throwin a hissyfit when they can’t charge their car at the marathon. Throwing rocks in the water when we’re fishing and yelling when we’re hunting cause it’s “inhumane and cruel” yah fuck Detroit and the suburbs.

yah fuck Detroit and the suburbs.

This, but unironically

t. West Michigander