Hitchhiker has absolute meltdown after being accused of changing profile pic too often

1  2020-05-23 by snallygaster

33 comments

This is actually very useful. It's always good to vet someone before meeting up/traveling with them. You never know, they might have a huge fucking meltdown and lose their shit over pretty much nothing and that would really suck to only discover once you're already traveling with them. Pay attention y'alł, these are what you call red flags.

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Oh wow, actual off-reddit drama - good find. This is the content we need.

The subforum that this thread is in is bursting at the seams with amazing drama, would recommend browsing through the other threads too.

Oh, shit, didn’t realize it was you snally - no wonder it was good stuff.

I’ll check it out, thanks - we gotta keep this going.

Do you have a method for finding these forums and finding this stuff? You always seem to find the most obscure sites.

It's split into 5 camps:

  • I know a lot about the group it belongs to and where to find good stuff by memory (usually mostly dead metaphysical subcultures like otherkin)
  • I saw a lead on a time-wasting site like reddit and either found interesting content immediately or followed a trail (in this case someone posted a link to the forum on lainchan and it was really easy to find drama because the transient scene is full of it)
  • I want to make /r/drama less boring and search for random crap until stumbling across something semi-interesting
  • Someone I know directs me to a dramatic happening or interesting website
  • I look up something I'm interested in and find some drama

People who travel by leeching off of those who are suckered into paying are definitely going to be mentally sound.

Online forums give such a false sense of community, it's ironic that they found one crazy and are satisfied with this revelation.

The brief, minor revelations of crazy help them miss the grander scope of insanity they partake in.

Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?

Snapshots:

  1. Hitchhiker has absolute meltdown af... - archive.org, archive.today

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it's a toss-up on whether she's bound to ruin someone's life or whether someone's bound to ruin her life. there's a hobo 'code of honor' and a lot of internal policing within the community, but there are also a ton of fucked up people living a transient lifestyle, so every so often it seems like you end up with shit like this taking place or running into someone like this

Why do I get the feeling that everyone on that site is a strung out meth head?

They even randomly say "both of us weren't going to be bale to sleep" in that diddler story with no explanation lmfao

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I can't think of any off the top of my head aside from some boring fights over sharing the Crew Change Guide online and the Asheville animal abuse story. Occasionally there is some reddit-based vagrant/crustpunk drama posted to /r/drama though, such as the saga of northwest_vae. I do know that the crustpunk/train-hopping scene is incredibly dramatic but have never looked too deeply into it.

it's a toss-up on whether she's bound to ruin someone's life or whether someone's bound to ruin her life.

¿por que no los dos?

Everyone in Oregon has BPD.

Nobody knows for certain what causes this. Perhaps it's transmitted via tick bites.

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Why is it that hobbies forum always bring out the worst of sub-human garbage?

Giving the mass the abilities to commute has been a disaster for human race.

🤢 I can smell this userbase

I take these people are not actually hitchhikers? I don't even know why anybody would care if a person would frequently change the avatar, or why a person would do that.

This is all too foreign to me, but in a good way.

I can't work out why they'd notice the photo change, and I can't work out why she cares. It's like a whole parallel fucking universe.

What absolute nutters. Portland is home to the weirdest kind of wypipo.

Ok, I will ask ALL of you to stop now. If not, a letter from our family lawyer (what you are doing constitutes internet harrasment and possibly sexually - yes I used this word. Don'tbe scared.)

So, who would like a letter from the Longs family lawyer? What you grown "men" are doing now goes far beyond keyboard drama.... this is ILEGALL and inhumane and silly, frankly.

Im such a free spirit guyz (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿) can u tell im Sagitarrian? thats why im so bohemian lol...

WHAT?? FUCK YOU IM CALLING DADDY'S LAWYER

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You would think I would eventually stop being surprised by the weird shit mayos come up with but even after all my time here in /r/Drama I'm still amazed by the boundless idiocy and degeneracy of the mayo menace.

You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure a living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you

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