Group pt and stuff isn’t allowed, but personal pt on honor system is required. A lot of military redditors are in a state of panic over upcoming runs and waist measurement.
I joined the sub. The sub is only for current and past members of the Air Force. Perhaps I could give slightly more of a fuck about my grammar.. but I won’t. Did you find out if they hate memes that might be shared on Facebook yet? I don’t Facebook so I can’t find out
Well the mods nuked the bickering fatties squirming in the comments.. so.. gotta do what I gotta do. Unfortunately they removed the rest for optics sake.
How is that a disqualification for the army? I thought it was a minimum requirement. Insanity or severe retardation. (Ugh my feels, I don’t mean that battle buddies)
Either way, last I heard all you need is a 70 on your ASVAB for the chairforce and most high schoolers take one because the military love to get them young. Yeah getting a 70 isn’t hard so ease up on the gatekeeping airm*n.
70 might get you in at the lowest jobs.. definitely not getting recruited with too many options with that score. I’m not gate keeping, janitor. It’s got nothing to do with me. Take the test post your score. They might let you be a forum janitor for the lemon lot
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Lmfao I actually looked it up and all you need is like a mid thirty score to even join. They’ll take in borderline r-slurs it seems, not to mention you can join even with just a GED.
Most of the people who join the chairforce apparently just score over 50 lmfaooooo.
Seems like you’re triggered thinking it’s hard to get into the chairforce. I took the ASVAB years ago already, just remember my score was around mid 80s with the max being 99 so yeah I don’t think it’d be hard at all to join.
The thing is people with those minimum requirements far exceed the number of people they are actually looking for. Also, a mid thirties score is probably for a job similar to what a warehouse worker or literal cook or janitor. We have those too, we just can’t deploy civilians to cover those roles. Walk into a recruiters office with a 30 score and a GED and you’ll be given directions to the other recruiters office promptly. If you’re really wondering, that is.. otherwise i can dial this back down to shitpost trolling each other about how I’m a dumb chair Force sissy and you’re a fat tard who was too afraid to join and couldn’t go without bitch mommy’s tendies. I like your profile, and this sub being what it is, I think we should go back to low ball jabbing.
Funny how quickly you turned it around from saying 70 is low and you won’t have a lot of job opportunities to ”oh wait no that’s only at the base requirements in the 30s”. Really does look like you’re having a mental break down now.
Now it looks like you’re having reading comprehension issues, I never said they took people who score in the 30s with a GED, just said they take people with GEDs. Apparently they need to score a 65.
This is funny watching you lose your shit and shift goal posts hard while gatekeeping a branch that isn’t even hard to join let alone actually do. There’s a reason the other branches call you the chairforce and you get all the nice DFACs and barracks. Seems your branch is the most sensitive and seeing your replies, it definitely confirms it.
I am having fun, you’re the one who lost it over being called chairforce lmao and oh please tell me more about myself because you apparently know why I didn’t join. Also how about this airm*n, why don’t you post your actual ASVAB score with your username written on it in the top middle.
Oh my god I haven’t had that piece of paper for 18 years. 70 is low to me. 30 is unimaginable, except I met people I can believe were 30s. I can’t tell am that you’re having fun, if you think I’m losing my shit.. I don’t really care, it’s some job I had a long time ago. You’ve gotta settle down man I’m starting think engaging you was a mistake. This is the kind of cringe I come here to entertain myself with, not get wrapped up into.
My mother might have it? I don’t know what I did with it. Didn’t seem important. Is a test you took 20 years ago something you still hold yourself in high esteem for?Like those guys that peak in high school?
Ironic how you’re blowing this off when you wouldn’t shut up ASVAB scores and how 70 is low for the chairforce when in reality they accept people in the 30s. Keep c*ping though.
For someone who doesn’t know what the minimum requirements are you sure were talking a big game about how hard it is to join the chairforce.
Also are you a f*reigner or something? Why does your grammar keep going to trash? For someone who supposedly got a good ASVAB score you sure write like an r-slur.
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1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-25
Wait, the air force just told everyone to be OFP for an entire month?
4 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
Group pt and stuff isn’t allowed, but personal pt on honor system is required. A lot of military redditors are in a state of panic over upcoming runs and waist measurement.
4 Whaddaulookinat 2020-05-25
Holy shit 😅😅
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-25
You know service members are salaried right? Imagine being in a combat zone and having to clock in and out after every patrol lol.
3 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-25
lol good. I hope they all fail. If you can’t be trusted to PT on your own how do you expect to be trusted with real responsibility?
3 reseteros 2020-05-25
Who would trust lower enlisted with anything
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-25
They trusted me with ensuring the safety and well being of my fellow Marines once a month when I had barracks duty.
1 AccioHermionesIUD 2020-05-25
Which crayons were eaten first?
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-25
Scarlet and gold.
2 fancyhatman18 2020-05-25
Who said anyone trusted them with real responsibility? You're making a lot of assumptions here bud.
1 Cockroach-Lord 2020-05-25
Did they have a rule against copy and pasting Facebook memes? That might be why it happened.
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
They’re not a meme page. They’re a bitch about not being allowed to become immobile mega ham planets as of late.
1 Cockroach-Lord 2020-05-25
Ok so they do have a rule against Facebook posting?
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
I don’t know Jan, go find out. I saw r/airforce for current and past members and joined
1 Cockroach-Lord 2020-05-25
Please rewrite this you sound unintelligible and I have no idea what you said.
2 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
You: janitor me: don’t care. You go find out. Don’t ask me.
1 Cockroach-Lord 2020-05-25
Me: not janitor also me: still don’t know what the last part means what is current air force users and past Air Force users and you joining mean?
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
I joined the sub. The sub is only for current and past members of the Air Force. Perhaps I could give slightly more of a fuck about my grammar.. but I won’t. Did you find out if they hate memes that might be shared on Facebook yet? I don’t Facebook so I can’t find out
1 Cockroach-Lord 2020-05-25
If you don’t care about your grammar why did you finally start talking normal? It’s because you respect me and listen to what I have to say isn’t it?
2 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
Fuck ya got me janitor.
1 king_of_retardland 2020-05-25
You two are the reason they got rid of Don't Ask Don't Tell
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
We’ve been exchanging blows out in the open so much they’re about to reinstate it.
1 tenebrous_cloud 2020-05-25
Well when you post it yourself it's not that surprising at all
2 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
Well the mods nuked the bickering fatties squirming in the comments.. so.. gotta do what I gotta do. Unfortunately they removed the rest for optics sake.
1 InTheCongoWithaBongo 2020-05-25
Are Air Force redditors 100% intel
1 oss_spy 2020-05-25
No but they're all in the air force
1 diggity_md 2020-05-25
It's a selfpost but tbh it belongs here
1 goldfish_memories 2020-05-25
yikes sweaty, cringe
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-05-25
Chair force Airman vs Chad Flight Lieutenants
1 GM739 2020-05-25
Imagine joining the chairforce.
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
Imagine making fun of a military branch you couldn’t get into
1 GM739 2020-05-25
Imagine getting triggered over a chairforce joke and thinking it’s a hard branch to get into.
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
Ok dummy
1 GM739 2020-05-25
Lmao what’s even the ASVAB requirement to be accepted?
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
I don’t know. Which branch did you join
1 GM739 2020-05-25
Who said I joined a branch?
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
Imagine
2 SpurdoXD 2020-05-25
I was going to join the army but was rejected because I'm clinically insane
Very sad, many much cases
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
How is that a disqualification for the army? I thought it was a minimum requirement. Insanity or severe retardation. (Ugh my feels, I don’t mean that battle buddies)
1 GM739 2020-05-25
Either way, last I heard all you need is a 70 on your ASVAB for the chairforce and most high schoolers take one because the military love to get them young. Yeah getting a 70 isn’t hard so ease up on the gatekeeping airm*n.
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
70 might get you in at the lowest jobs.. definitely not getting recruited with too many options with that score. I’m not gate keeping, janitor. It’s got nothing to do with me. Take the test post your score. They might let you be a forum janitor for the lemon lot
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1 GM739 2020-05-25
Lmfao I actually looked it up and all you need is like a mid thirty score to even join. They’ll take in borderline r-slurs it seems, not to mention you can join even with just a GED.
Most of the people who join the chairforce apparently just score over 50 lmfaooooo.
Seems like you’re triggered thinking it’s hard to get into the chairforce. I took the ASVAB years ago already, just remember my score was around mid 80s with the max being 99 so yeah I don’t think it’d be hard at all to join.
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
The thing is people with those minimum requirements far exceed the number of people they are actually looking for. Also, a mid thirties score is probably for a job similar to what a warehouse worker or literal cook or janitor. We have those too, we just can’t deploy civilians to cover those roles. Walk into a recruiters office with a 30 score and a GED and you’ll be given directions to the other recruiters office promptly. If you’re really wondering, that is.. otherwise i can dial this back down to shitpost trolling each other about how I’m a dumb chair Force sissy and you’re a fat tard who was too afraid to join and couldn’t go without bitch mommy’s tendies. I like your profile, and this sub being what it is, I think we should go back to low ball jabbing.
1 GM739 2020-05-25
Funny how quickly you turned it around from saying 70 is low and you won’t have a lot of job opportunities to ”oh wait no that’s only at the base requirements in the 30s”. Really does look like you’re having a mental break down now.
Now it looks like you’re having reading comprehension issues, I never said they took people who score in the 30s with a GED, just said they take people with GEDs. Apparently they need to score a 65.
This is funny watching you lose your shit and shift goal posts hard while gatekeeping a branch that isn’t even hard to join let alone actually do. There’s a reason the other branches call you the chairforce and you get all the nice DFACs and barracks. Seems your branch is the most sensitive and seeing your replies, it definitely confirms it.
I am having fun, you’re the one who lost it over being called chairforce lmao and oh please tell me more about myself because you apparently know why I didn’t join. Also how about this airm*n, why don’t you post your actual ASVAB score with your username written on it in the top middle.
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
Oh my god I haven’t had that piece of paper for 18 years. 70 is low to me. 30 is unimaginable, except I met people I can believe were 30s. I can’t tell am that you’re having fun, if you think I’m losing my shit.. I don’t really care, it’s some job I had a long time ago. You’ve gotta settle down man I’m starting think engaging you was a mistake. This is the kind of cringe I come here to entertain myself with, not get wrapped up into.
1 GM739 2020-05-25
Awwww come on chairm*n, post your ASVAB results. The way you’re talking about it I imagine you have it framed and everything.
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
My mother might have it? I don’t know what I did with it. Didn’t seem important. Is a test you took 20 years ago something you still hold yourself in high esteem for?Like those guys that peak in high school?
1 GM739 2020-05-25
Ironic how you’re blowing this off when you wouldn’t shut up ASVAB scores and how 70 is low for the chairforce when in reality they accept people in the 30s. Keep c*ping though.
1 BrainlessMutant 2020-05-25
I don’t have the faintest clue about what minimum requirements are. I don’t worry about being so low value that it concerns me. The opposite of you.
1 GM739 2020-05-25
For someone who doesn’t know what the minimum requirements are you sure were talking a big game about how hard it is to join the chairforce.
Also are you a f*reigner or something? Why does your grammar keep going to trash? For someone who supposedly got a good ASVAB score you sure write like an r-slur.
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-25
I think you need over a 30 for Marine infantry so even a basic 30 means you’re meant for the Army.