These ledditors think you are such an autist that you would post this for karma when, in reality, you are a turbo-autist who simply posted this for the lulz.
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I remember that, guy wrote at least one porn review a day for like 5 years now? Didn't know he had a photo of him online, but I guess at this point he has nothing to lose.
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I believe it is him writing those porno reviews because somebody is putting out a few per day for years and somebody is showing up at CoomerCon and being a highly active participant. That takes a special kind of talent.
Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
Everyone know if you wanna get past 20k karma you have to shamelessly exploit one of your multiculural friends/loved ones. There’s nothing whte progressive red*itors love more than patting themselves on the back for being brave racial equality warriors by liking a picture.
The Coomer is a legend of posting thousands of IMDB porn reviews on speed. Read these with Siskel and Ebert "At the Movies" theme on full blast and blast one out.
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30 justins_cornrows 2020-05-25
never thought I'd return here... as the lolcow
22 Ultrashitposter 2020-05-25
Nah, you done good. Exploiting the foolishness of redditors is a noble craft.
9 Corporal-Hicks 2020-05-25
This is the way
18 Trumps-Number1-Enemy 2020-05-25
These ledditors think you are such an autist that you would post this for karma when, in reality, you are a turbo-autist who simply posted this for the lulz.
18 justins_cornrows 2020-05-25
...sinple really
3 loli_esports 2020-05-25
aah, a fellow littel student of TheMaster.
18 Lord_Sticky 2020-05-25
If it were up to me you’d be returning here as a mod
4 32624647 2020-05-25
That can still be arranged if we bother the mods hard enough
4 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-25
Sorry but no. Cornrows are not an approved “natural” hairstyle for Reddit moderators.
11 tenebrous_cloud 2020-05-25
Absolute legend
11 Babinx 2020-05-25
Hey I'm a big fan can you please sign my comment?
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6 S-K_123 2020-05-25
Based and coompilled
3 Spysix 2020-05-25
Mod this man
2 IBiteYou 2020-05-25
Cosigned.
2 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-05-25
This is the stuff of legends, my man.
2 elephantofdoom 2020-05-25
Blessing upon ye
2 texanapocalypse33 2020-05-25
The man, they myth, the legend. How's the cooming going these days?
2 AntonToniHafner 2020-05-25
this is honestly the funniest thing ive seen on here in a while thank u
2 JohnStuart_Shill 2020-05-25
https://youtu.be/4DJkeqT6-Dw?t=14
1 IAmHebrewHammer 2020-05-25
Sending you love coomer. You are my rabbi
28 Ultrashitposter 2020-05-25
AHAHAHA HE DID IT AGAIN
Fucking redditors are so fucking stupid
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23 donpendejo 2020-05-25
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Upvote, enjoy good vibes, and wait for next good vibes.
4 king_of_retardland 2020-05-25
Reality? Naw that's hard and unpleasant to deal with. Let's just go with fake shit that makes us feel like we're good people.
19 Kellere31 2020-05-25
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
17 Babinx 2020-05-25
THEY. CANT. KEEP. FALLING FOR IT. JESUS CHRIST HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
12 dude_n-ggers_lmao 2020-05-25
anything for my little buddy.
12 PotatoMagesty 2020-05-25
Again lmao
7 SmurfPolitics 2020-05-25
We fucking did it again reddit.
I love imagining how angry the gold-givers were when they realized they had spent their coinerinos on le bad-faith troll.
6 Outdated_CPU_1 2020-05-25
We’re reaching Sam Hyde levels of getting away with it
4 Frostfright 2020-05-25
Der Coomer has quickly become my favorite redditor. What a legend.
3 ARMPIT_ENTHUSIAST 2020-05-25
B-but at least his prostate will, right?
3 Platycel 2020-05-25
Can someone less successfull than me explain what's the joke?
6 Redactor0 2020-05-25
It's the guy who has written thousands of reviews for porno movies on IMDB. Surely you haven't forgotten Der Coomer already?
4 Platycel 2020-05-25
I remember that, guy wrote at least one porn review a day for like 5 years now? Didn't know he had a photo of him online, but I guess at this point he has nothing to lose.
3 Redactor0 2020-05-25
There's a bunch of photos him at porn conventions. The man is an absolute legend.
5 Redstar587 2020-05-25
That guy is living his best life cooming. Based af
3 Cynwit_2 2020-05-25
Lmao wtf is a porn convention
1 Redactor0 2020-05-25
Allow friend of the dramasphere All Gas, No Brakes to show you.
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-05-25
He needs to be a mod tbh
1 ClementineChime 2020-05-25
He has a public Twitter.
3 GTLM94 2020-05-25
I made his IMDb page my browser’s homepage some time back. There’s something inspiring about seeing a new review up every morning
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1 Lord_Sticky 2020-05-25
Is it actually him or just someone using his pictures?
Also did he actually write all those porno reviews?
1 Redactor0 2020-05-25
Definitely is a troll using the pictures.
I believe it is him writing those porno reviews because somebody is putting out a few per day for years and somebody is showing up at CoomerCon and being a highly active participant. That takes a special kind of talent.
1 rukken 2020-05-25
It's not him. Some anon found who the man behind the reviews was using clues from his reviews. It's a 50 something lecturer/prof.
1 Catullus__16 2020-05-25
source?
2 SnapshillBot 2020-05-25
Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
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2 a_few 2020-05-25
Everyone know if you wanna get past 20k karma you have to shamelessly exploit one of your multiculural friends/loved ones. There’s nothing whte progressive red*itors love more than patting themselves on the back for being brave racial equality warriors by liking a picture.
2 KingEggbert 2020-05-25
I don’t get it. What is he getting away with? Is the cancer thing true? Why is he a coomer?
I have so many questions I can’t be bothered to look up that I should probably just be banned
5 sperpen 2020-05-25
The Coomer is a legend of posting thousands of IMDB porn reviews on speed. Read these with Siskel and Ebert "At the Movies" theme on full blast and blast one out.
https://www.imdb.com/user/ur1287548/?ref_=rw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVCA9_OxNio
1 HP_civ 2020-05-25
Lmao thank you for linking that Siskel & Ebert clip you based Kang
1 D_Legare 2020-05-25
Where do you find pictures of this guy? I want to play this game too.
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1 LR_Vegito_Blue 2020-05-25
hahaha can’t wait to see his return next month
1 ExMuslim662 2020-05-25
It's so glorious watching them fall for it over and over
1 adhamrlf 2020-05-25
So the mod of made me smile also posts on r timetogo, interesting
1 CytokineFlower 2020-05-25
kool
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1 delroydz 2020-05-25
tf