Zoomer breaks ranks and makes a pro-Tory tiktok video, Twitter naturally has a massive spergfest. No spad out = spaz out

1  2020-05-26 by 4thebadbone

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If this is what passes for zoomer humour then that's very depressing

At least current zoomer humour isn’t just whiny emo crap

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Keir will be PM one day by virtue of the Conservatives have been in power too long.

Keir

K e i r

R e i k

Reik

Reich

Keir Starmer is Hitler CONFIRMED

literally the logic The Express use

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The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.

I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.

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For the free people of the world, this related to Bong politics.

Bong Prime Minister has a very influential adviser, Dominic Cummings, who many suspect to be running the show. Said adviser was instrumental in developing the coronavirus legislation and advising the whole country to stay at home.

Many people were forced to let relatives die alone, not go to their funerals, not see them in hospital or hospices, even when coronavirus wasn't involved. Everyone else has been kept apart from their families and friends. Not allowed to see anyone you didn't live with, etc.

Now it has transpired there mere days after developing this strategy, the mastering behind it, while having symptoms of coronavirus, fled London with his, also sympomatic, wife and his 4-year-old to go and spend time 260 miles away with his parents.

Bongs are outraged. Calling for him to resign. He is an unelected staff member of the Prime Minister, many of whom have been thrown under the bus for more minor wrongs than this. But now we've got what seems like the whole government rallying round defending him.

This video is of the Leader of the Opposition, Kier Starmer, firstly in an old speech saying how he takes responsibility for staff's mistakes but also sticks by them, and then secondly criticising Boris Johnson for not sacking his unelected adviser for enraging the entire country by making a law and then breaking it.

This ugly looking Tory zoomer with appalling makeup thinks she's found a great piece of hypocrisy somewhere, where the only hypocrisy is Dominic shouting at everyone to stay at home while he speeds away spread corona germs across the whole country.

around 40 Conservatives MP's have called on Cummings to resign as well including a minister who resigned and Johnson's approval ratings have gone from 40+ to -1.

Rightoids are under the impression that only Labour supporters are angry about this, but that's just rightoids being r-slurred. It's one of the few scandals that's bridged the political divide and everyone but the most submissive and eager to please rightoid is cross.

OnLY RighTOidS AgeNdaPoSt HeRE

This ugly looking Tory zoomer with appalling makeup thinks she's found a great piece of hypocrisy somewhere

I mean. Yeah. You even explained what it was. As usual, MPs have one set of rules for themselves and another set of rules for everyone else.

Dominic shouting at everyone to stay at home

This is also very hypocritical, yes. This is what hypocrisy is. Weird that you suddenly remembered why that's bad when the Tories are involved.

Can we please just ban all non-centrists? They're always coming in here with their wordswordswords trying to explain why the drama isn't r-slurred but is actually highly intellectual outrage for the most sophisticated of TikTok users.

DAY OF THE OVERTON WHEN?

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Don't lecture me about words words words you disgusting g@mer.

...You went a full year back in my post history to find that. Keep digging, I think if you go back several years you'll find cringy posts in KIA from when I was a teenager. That'll show me.

Day of the Overton. When.

No I just searched your history and noticed you've been essayposting about video games since forever and picked the first one.

Look at this and feel shame and then feel more shame for trying to tell me off for using too many words.

How many rainbow LED keyboards do you get through in a year, g@mer?

😂 😂 😂 Pathetic.

And to address your automodded comment:

So wordswordswords is OK but only when you judge it to be so. And with a whopping ~30 comments in r/drama but 260 in r/Games (🤮) , you are the authority in that. OK 👍

Imagine being so triggered by somebody's political leaning that you need to write 7 paragraphs and finish it off having a break down over their looks.

Enjoy 8 more years of Boris Johnson.

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Literally just explaining the situation to the majority Burger user base in a neutral and fact-based way.

She looks ugly in the video. S1mp harder.

WE GOT ONE!!!!!! 😱😱

The only ugly one here is you for rating a child on her appearance, you absolute nonce. Sir Dom will be having a word with you and Starmer is still a hypocrite

rating a child on her appearance

Since when did kids get a pass on being uggos?

Like diddling, bullying is no no between the two sides of the 18 year line.

Found the triggered rightoid 😂

Is that hideous girl in the clip you/your girlfriend?

That’s my mum you lunatic

Rants about something unrelated in WORDSWORDSWORDS, doesn't comment at all on the zoomer's video

I have come to two conclusions

1) You are bullshitting

2)You are a fucking r-slurred f*g

As if the Burgers of r/drama have any idea about the context of this video.

My comment explains the context of the video, so how can it be unrelated to the video?

Fucking rightoids and their "I can't read more than 3 words in a meme" brains.

>Screeches a manifesto every time mum asks what sauce you want on your tendies

>B-but everyone else is just stupid for making fun of me WAAAAH

lel

Rightoids are so stupid, they barge into a place with their three out-of-date catchphrases saying "WORDS WORDS WORDS" and "TENDIES" then high five each other "hurrhurrhurr we done owned dat lib don't we?"

You are the lolcow.

Lel

I can feel you seething through the screen bb :)

NOOOO IM NOT THE LOLCOW. NO U

gud shit

WOOOOORDS

Seriously this guy, amirite fellas?

WORDS

Wow come up with a real argument for once, jeez louise you people

They don't even like you at r/Badunitedkingdom 😂

I’m head mod there they don’t need to like me, they just need to fear me

No one fears a jannie. Especially one who lies about being a jannie.

I’m a stealth jannie so I’m like a jannie but I don’t really do anything apart from chuck out the ni🅱️🅱️er word every now and then to keep people such as yourself inline

But now we've got what seems like the whole government rallying round defending him.

Why wouldn't they? I wouldn't give in to a bunch of stupid whiny cunts that lost an election by a landslide either. It might make them think that anyone gives a toss about their r-slurred opinions.

Exactly. The left will complain no matter what. Accepting defeat and apologising and resigning will not get any kudos from them, they will just move past and jump on the next thing.

Very intelligent play from Cummings.

From what I'm seeing down on the ground in one of the entirely tory shires, it's not just labour types who are seething about it.

Lots of Boomers are livid about this and it doesn't reflect well on Johnson who is seen to be incapable of sacking him.

You know how for a lot of places all we have is coinage and inscriptions for regnal years so rapid change in such things points to political instability. If you bongs don't slow down with changing PMs at this rate the alien archaelogists are definitely going to think you were a chaotic battlefield. Then they'll see you don't have any weapons and it'll end up being one of those historical mysteries they fill books up debating about.

I'm sure he'll manage.

He is an unelected staff member of the Prime Minister,

Staff members are by definition unelected, if they have an independent source of power (a certification by election) and can't be dismissed, they're not really your staff. The prime minister themselves is unelected by this galaxy brain logic. You're an amerimutt.

Thanks for the pedantic clarification, but I chose to emphasise the unelected nature of his role in a comment aimed at people unfamiliar with British politics.

It reeks of bong in here 🤢🤢🤮🤮

I'm glad I was born here. British banter is just awful

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I’m going to be honest, I have no clue what UK politics are. Every time people talk about them all the words sound like made up Harry P*tter shit.

She makes fun of both sides so I like her.

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