Now that you mention it, I could see you as a rightoid youtuber with a furry avatar

2 day ban

Imagine not just cleaning up someone's mess for free, but paying for the "privilege" to clean up someones mess. How can Rightoids even be considered human at this point?

I generally don’t like any political people, or fucking people. I wish reddit didn’t allow the posting of text

I got banned from r/frat for realizing that being a rightoid was r-slurred. AMA.

Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.

Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?

5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.

It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-

The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.

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didn't read but upvoted

Words words words upvote

reading is unnecessary. pizza is always right

Only about wo*en. And this. Idgaf about Donald, but the way his fanboys worship him is cult like

wait he has unironic fans?

I live in Alabama. I wish this state was ironic.

49th in education, but we top the charts on teen pregnancy. 😎

Pizza is always right, pizzashill on the other hand is almost never right.

Pizzashill is right more often than he isn't

"Ladies" and gentlemen, I present to you the President of Taiwan

Boo

I got a 404

Nice job linking 👍

Same. He appears to be sp3rging out about drunpf, imagine my shock 😱

I don't like them because they ruin everything.

They are currently invading LoveForLandlords, as they have done to many other subs, and because they are agendaposting r3tards, they just spam the same tr4nnie jokes over and over again.

No subtly triggering posts about cutting corners on property maintenance at the expense of tenant's welfare for the rightoid. No thanks. THAT'S not blunt and stupid enough. Now it has to be "TR4NNIE TENANT SPEND MONEY ON ESTROGEN PILLS HURRHURRHURR!"

Been to DeuxRAMA lately? Fucking hell, the rightoids have done such a successful invasion there, you'll be lucky to spot even one piece of actual drama each day.

anyone who comes out of character on r/loveforlandlords is no better than a filthy chapoid, take heed MDEfugees

They have absolutely no subtlety and no sense of what makes a joke funny

The rightoid is vile creature. It is an invasive species.

I mean, isn't DeuxRAMA just our tardcatcher?

Because shitty rightoids only highlight in their life is the 2016 election and so they try really really hard to keep riding that euphoria with the same meme format on top of thinking if they larp they're trad-cath they'll somehow be trad cath without putting any effort into anything.

the rightoids have done such a successful invasion there

Blame reddit admins for deleting their containment boards.

We’re well aware and working on fixing that in deuxrama, thankfully.

You hit the nail on the head though. ConsumeProduct got it the worst - especially with the tradcath losers.

We’re well aware and working on fixing that in deuxrama, thankfully.

Did you nerds go on vacation for two months? In /r/LoveForLandlords we have one mod that's a transistor radio and her job is to dunk on MDEcels all day. And she does it well tbh. The rest of us mods dunk on chåpos.

Then why are your dumbass subscribers still complaining?

I’m not subscribed to deuxrama

No I mean in LFL

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Which mod? Maybe I'm not spending enough time there 🤔

The one who made the top stickied post

Account is deleted:(

40%'d

Jesus Christ lol

Oh it used to be there. Oh well. Guess you’ll never know.

Oh well

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I’m about to start unironic leftoid posting to run off some of the mdegenerates. Deux has such potential, but the agenda posting is out of control

Tbh that is what has totally turned me off from deuxrama. I love a good j*w joke but the effort there is non existent

Yeah, deux keeps getting worse and worse.

It's pronounced Dews Rama

dooserarmar

I say we just take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be hopeful.

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tradcucks are so cringe

brain machine 🅱️roke

Trads can be alright, at least the non-racist ones. They tend to find a mate that believes the same shit and focus on their little plot. But man do I have zero respect for edgy trads who just shitpost all day about how much they hate the modern world.

Tradcucks are fun to bant with. TradLARPers suck the fun out of everything.

ni gga wtf how are u a mod in deux already

Thank you for your service and may Allah be with you.

We’re well aware and working on fixing that in deuxrama, thankfully.

How's that?

Based, may TRUE CENTRIST DEUXCHADS escape the J*nniehammer! o7 o7 o7

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ConsumeProduct has essentially nothing to do with anti-consumerism anymore. That’s a shame because there’s so much to mock but instead the sub has turned into a borderline 14/88 circlejerk.

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people used to have orgies in the streets before the rightoids invented the abrahimic religions :(

What makes me laugh the most is that now they say Der Juden are out to spread degeneracy in the West, all the while using the definitions of "degenerate" given to them by The Old Testament

Noooooooo you can't just listen to Jesus, forget him, I've got all these rules from Leviticus that are totally meant to apply to you on another continent millenia later.

At least Hitler had the decency to admit 99% Christianity was just Jewish mind tricks

There Rightoid Zoomers must be making him spin in his grave so fast RN, we'll probably soon be able to finally find his body

Jesus must be doing flips in his grave right now.

And Hitler, too. At least he was one of the few rightoids who admitted that Christianity had become 99% Jewish mind tricks at this point.

New wave Rightoid Zoomers are a plague.

Supply side Jesus is here to save your sins*

*As long as you're rich, which Jesus definitely said nothing about

Sometimes I need to remind myself that many people on the internet are literal children.

Nobody over the age of 17 thinks "I identify as an Attack helicopter" is funny any more. Get new material guys, the tr00ns are easy targets.

I'm torn on the attack helicopter thing. On one hand, it was never funny and by now is as cringey as 50 year olds saying "boy I sure triggered that snowflake lib". On the other hand, mention attack helicopter in an even remotely leftist or trans forum and people get fucking MAD.

It would've died out ages ago if they just learned to ignore that joke, which is beyond the mental capability of most internet-tr00ns.

It's literally the mirror image of "X says Tr@ns rights!"

Why visit transies forums? Self exploration?

By transs forums, I mean /r/all

Oh....but still. Why? Delete all default subs. This is reddit one oh one

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No, but it is a good SciFi Short story: http://archive.is/oXDEt

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I agree that it’s immature, but don’t try to gaslight anyone into believing boomers have a sense of humor. The closest equivalent they possess is a sense of dread and redundancy, and also PTSD.

A suicidal, manically depressed group of ugly ass weirdos with inc€l ideas on appearance and entitlement. And the tr*nnies are even worse. How are rightwingers not seeing the joke goldmine here?

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Nigga the only career you will ever have is at Wendy's.

The rightoids ruined my promising start up career as a youtube pseudo-intellectual dunking on pink-hairs. That is why I do not like you, rightoids.

Sounds like the rightoids saved you from being Sargon of Akkad 2.0! In all honesty, you should probably thank them for that.

the is lazy bait

but it works. 76% upvoted

blah blah blah 😒😔🥱😴😴😴😴

I'm still confused about what Pizza believes in.

Basically he hates w* men and bl* ck people but enjoys porn that involves c* ckoldry

Pizza believes in World of Warcraft.

He has a long list of facts and sources to back up his political arguments. And a longer list of warlock DPS parses to prove how good he is at a very easy 16 year old game for children.

Believing in things is for pussies and losers, smoke meth and hail Satan.

based

What ever it is, it's correct

I think he’s mostly about hating women

Why would a rightoid care about you bashing zion don

So you’re a contrarian. Pretty based ngl

Radically centrist

My arguments used to be linked on various fringe right-wing subs. I was like the Ben shaprio of fringe right reddit.

Imagine unironically bragging about this

I didnt read this as a brag but more like a speech at an AA meeting.

I started bashing the Donald. My dislike of the Donald had existed for years, well before he was ever involved in politics. I didn't dislike him due to his political views, but his general incompetence and incoherent speaking style.

funny as i disliked him before he became president too, sure million dollar loan from daddy means we can be billionaires.

But I love him now, shits on journos and has been the greatest golden goose of dramacoin.

I like them until they refuse to respect the borders of subreddits. They have great jokes and memes but they should just stay at places like r/smuggies or r/ConsumeProduct

you should start a patreon for your reddit account

I started bashing the Donald. My dislike of the Donald had existed for years, well before he was ever involved in politics. I didn't dislike him due to his political views, but his general incompetence and incoherent speaking style.

Also disliked him before he became president too, sure million dollar loan from daddy means we can be billionaires.

But I love him now, shits on journos and has been the greatest golden goose of dramacoin. Now my opinion of him was dislike for being sheltered and arrogant rich cunt..., to smirking every time he speaks. Because like grandpa during the holiday's; he pisses off that even more insurable bitch of an auntie you've hated since kinder to tears.

TLDR: 🍊👨👎

Nobody cares. Why isn't this nigga banned, literally the only good thing admins have ever done

It's embarassing you think about us this much.

Pizza do you have an onlyfans?

Woooooooow this place has finally become a t*nky safe space

Good.

This is your least convincing larp yet

You can still start your youtube channel. I've become desensitized to conventional pornography.

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you can't hate on people of color. if you remove pink people and orange people from your audience, who are you going to cater to?

I got my start on reddit dunking on pink hairs

what an insanely pathetic sentence

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A man denied his E-celebdom.

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suck my chode

It's fun watching pizza seethe self righteously right before he gets banned for the lulz

I think DDF is officially dead lmao. Nowadays e-rightoids seem to be disillusioned with Daddy and they are filling that hole in their heart with hot takes and holocaust denial.

Naw were still voting for him were just not allowed to say that on Reddit anymore.

Oh no. Some on r/drama doesn’t like rightoids!!

No, nobody likes rightoids, its only you and your anonymous male internet friends.

Have fun trying to sAvE tHe wHiTe race by masturbating into a sock for the rest of your life.

Oh no. Someone on r/drama doesn’t like rightoids!!

Cumsocks are reusable, recycle testo, and reduce tissue brand usage.

On this ONE issue...I....allaah 4give me...agree with u pizzashill. PBUH

No one has ever heard of you

Newf*g alert. 🙄

Sorry, who are you?

My smegma is older than your account.

This is reddit. You shouldn't be proud of having an old account

Says the user with a verified email.

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I don't know what happened. I kept repeating the edgy message "Orange man bad!"(deeeeeuuuunnk) in conservative subs and for some reason they didn't want to hear it even though the message is 24x7 on politics, worldpolitics, pics, blackpeopletwitter, whitepeopletwitter, politicalhumor, coronavirus, twoxcrhomosomes, leapardsatemyface, aboringdystopia, facepalm, murderedbywords, selfawarewolves, trashy and any other sub that frequents the front page.

I was like the Ben shaprio of fringe right reddit.

Not exactly a high bar. I do appreciate the tongue-in-cheek humor.

The only worse than the DDF are YouTube rightoids who are right wing because a woman was in one too many of their games

Words words words words 🙄🙄

Carl Benjamin, is that you???

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Nice got the bot I needed. Thanks redditt. Phase two commencing.

so r/Drama isn’t right wing? is SRD? i can’t keep them straight

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You sure you’re not a right*id?? 🤨🤨🤨

Who are you

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Could it be that PizzaShill is a member of the Church of Centrism?