TL;DR Cheating Ex Exposes Herself

1  2020-05-26 by WesFazbear1987

A little backstory: I am a middle schooler turning into a freshman at high school. I was dating this girl (we'll call her Cheating Bitch, or CB) and we dated for a month before dumping me because we wouldnt be together because of SCP-008-B (AKA, Coronavirus. We were in Phase Red at the time). About a few months after dumping me, I learned that she dated my friends. Friend 1, then friend 2, then me, and now her current BF. Then I heard from Friend 3 that she was gonna dump Current BF with Friend 3. I lost my shit and blocked her. I never heard from her since. Word got around quickly, and she was hated everywhere she went. Moral of the story: cheaters are loves #1 criminal on the list.

58 comments

YTA

Its not r/amitheasshole

YTA x2

Check your privilege.

Keep your head up king 👑

I already found a new girlfriend about 2 months after the break up, so it's alright 👌

big baller check 😎

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How many pedos slid into your DMs after reading the first line?

69 😂

excelletent drama post more please

If I have anymore, which will most likely be posted on r/entitledparents

no no, don't do that. keep it here

agreed. we desperately need some non-agendaposts

lol

So which one of us gets to tell him?

Not it

Shit dosent get much better kid, just run away now.

I wish

Don’t worry too much about it stuff in middle school/high school is pretty meaningless unless you plan to live and die in the same spot your at. Other than your education that is don’t neglect that.

Also I checked your posting history and are you an alt or something? You genuinely seem to be who you say you are, but how did you find this place? You realize where you’re at right?

I'm still finding my way around reddit even though I had made this (and only) account after almost a year now. I got reddit because of youtubers like rSlash and DarkFluff

I got reddit because of youtubers

Letting zoomers use the internet should be considered child abuse.

Zoomoid begone

The only thing I remember about middle school is I dated this trailer park trash girl because she would give me hand jammers all the time. Point being, that nothing you do then matters. Unless you murder someone.

Are you suggesting I kill CB?

Kîll er with shame and made up stories and post the results that’s the best solution. Trust me I’m a STEM research senior who attends Harvard lessons every day and advisor to the Einstein Board of Geniuses for Good Decisions.

You son of a bitch, I'm in! (A rick and Morty reference from that heist episode)

Okay you are an alt there is no way this is real.

No it is real, I'll even DM you photos of the conversation

Plz no I don’t want to be involved

You say bullshit, I say I'll prove it (and this wont get you involved)

King, you gotta enjoey the HS life because it means you can try out everything you always wanted to try socially. Your education and grades is what matters, what other people think of you doesn't because you gonna move away for college anyway. So be goth one week and Chad the Football captain the next. Try out ballet and classical dancing and muai thai.

Cringe

Maybe I missed it, but where in your retelling was there any cheating?

Also, how did you not know she dated two of your friends before you?

She was gonna Date Friend 3 while she was dating her current BF

Also, Friend 1 observed and told me that

But you said she was going to break up with current BF to date Friend 3.

Sounds like you guys all know she’s the village bicycle and yet still want to take a ride. Pathetic.

I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.

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Listen to the voices in your head, kill them all.

Kil... all... on.... list.... I sound like a mindless Walker when I say it like that 😂

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Two things that you'll thank me for later:

1) Delete your account and make one with a new name

2) Don't worry about girls in hs, at least 90% of relationships will fizzle out by college anyways. I'm not saying don't date, but don't get hung up thinking the next girl will be "the one."

She doesnt have reddit. Her mom wont let her have any social media. And the way she's been acting, she is now closely monitored by her mom who is good friends with my mom. So I dont think deleting my account is necessary

I know that, but are you really going to want a FNAF name in a year or two?

It's better than "WesDiePie" (my previous, forgotten alias)

hell yeah finally some juicy drama boys 😎

-plays JonTrons Bad Touch Gif-

oh u like jontron? maybe you do belong here lmfao

These are unironically my favorite posts here. The girl asking about her acting career was great too.

Children and mdecels what a party this sub has become 😂😞😭 At least there’s still lawlzposting i guess

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Post bussy

idk if u should make that request to a middle schooler 🔞

This, we aren’t AHS

Bro, I'm 14 and a GUY, no bussy 4 u!

Ignore that pedo.

I blocked him, so we're good

hi ahs