TL;DR Cheating Ex Exposes Herself
1 2020-05-26 by WesFazbear1987
A little backstory: I am a middle schooler turning into a freshman at high school. I was dating this girl (we'll call her Cheating Bitch, or CB) and we dated for a month before dumping me because we wouldnt be together because of SCP-008-B (AKA, Coronavirus. We were in Phase Red at the time). About a few months after dumping me, I learned that she dated my friends. Friend 1, then friend 2, then me, and now her current BF. Then I heard from Friend 3 that she was gonna dump Current BF with Friend 3. I lost my shit and blocked her. I never heard from her since. Word got around quickly, and she was hated everywhere she went. Moral of the story: cheaters are loves #1 criminal on the list.
58 comments
34 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-05-26
YTA
21 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
Its not r/amitheasshole
43 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-05-26
YTA x2
16 HP_civ 2020-05-26
Check your privilege.
30 ChapoDestroyer 2020-05-26
Keep your head up king 👑
27 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
I already found a new girlfriend about 2 months after the break up, so it's alright 👌
22 ChapoDestroyer 2020-05-26
big baller check 😎
1 [deleted] 2020-05-26
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24 Wewraw 2020-05-26
How many pedos slid into your DMs after reading the first line?
21 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
69 😂
20 ajiibrubf 2020-05-26
excelletent drama post more please
13 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
If I have anymore, which will most likely be posted on r/entitledparents
23 ajiibrubf 2020-05-26
no no, don't do that. keep it here
25 Thereal14words 2020-05-26
agreed. we desperately need some non-agendaposts
16 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-26
lol
14 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2020-05-26
So which one of us gets to tell him?
11 dagoldenpan 2020-05-26
Not it
16 realwhoopiegoldberg3 2020-05-26
Shit dosent get much better kid, just run away now.
13 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
I wish
15 Cockroach-Lord 2020-05-26
Don’t worry too much about it stuff in middle school/high school is pretty meaningless unless you plan to live and die in the same spot your at. Other than your education that is don’t neglect that.
Also I checked your posting history and are you an alt or something? You genuinely seem to be who you say you are, but how did you find this place? You realize where you’re at right?
12 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
I'm still finding my way around reddit even though I had made this (and only) account after almost a year now. I got reddit because of youtubers like rSlash and DarkFluff
15 Redactor0 2020-05-26
Letting zoomers use the internet should be considered child abuse.
14 S-K_123 2020-05-26
Zoomoid begone
12 Corporal-Hicks 2020-05-26
The only thing I remember about middle school is I dated this trailer park trash girl because she would give me hand jammers all the time. Point being, that nothing you do then matters. Unless you murder someone.
8 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
Are you suggesting I kill CB?
3 PizzaWasRiteAbtWomen 2020-05-26
Kîll er with shame and made up stories and post the results that’s the best solution. Trust me I’m a STEM research senior who attends Harvard lessons every day and advisor to the Einstein Board of Geniuses for Good Decisions.
7 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
You son of a bitch, I'm in! (A rick and Morty reference from that heist episode)
2 istural 2020-05-26
Okay you are an alt there is no way this is real.
1 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
No it is real, I'll even DM you photos of the conversation
2 istural 2020-05-26
Plz no I don’t want to be involved
1 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
You say bullshit, I say I'll prove it (and this wont get you involved)
10 HP_civ 2020-05-26
King, you gotta enjoey the HS life because it means you can try out everything you always wanted to try socially. Your education and grades is what matters, what other people think of you doesn't because you gonna move away for college anyway. So be goth one week and Chad the Football captain the next. Try out ballet and classical dancing and muai thai.
5 Edgy_Omni 2020-05-26
Cringe
4 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-05-26
Maybe I missed it, but where in your retelling was there any cheating?
Also, how did you not know she dated two of your friends before you?
1 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
She was gonna Date Friend 3 while she was dating her current BF
Also, Friend 1 observed and told me that
3 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-05-26
But you said she was going to break up with current BF to date Friend 3.
Sounds like you guys all know she’s the village bicycle and yet still want to take a ride. Pathetic.
2 SnapshillBot 2020-05-26
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2 queendead2march19 2020-05-26
Listen to the voices in your head, kill them all.
1 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
Kil... all... on.... list.... I sound like a mindless Walker when I say it like that 😂
1 [deleted] 2020-05-26
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1 somestupidname1 2020-05-26
Two things that you'll thank me for later:
1) Delete your account and make one with a new name
2) Don't worry about girls in hs, at least 90% of relationships will fizzle out by college anyways. I'm not saying don't date, but don't get hung up thinking the next girl will be "the one."
1 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
She doesnt have reddit. Her mom wont let her have any social media. And the way she's been acting, she is now closely monitored by her mom who is good friends with my mom. So I dont think deleting my account is necessary
1 somestupidname1 2020-05-26
I know that, but are you really going to want a FNAF name in a year or two?
2 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
It's better than "WesDiePie" (my previous, forgotten alias)
1 Fuggamuhass 2020-05-26
hell yeah finally some juicy drama boys 😎
1 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
-plays JonTrons Bad Touch Gif-
4 Fuggamuhass 2020-05-26
oh u like jontron? maybe you do belong here lmfao
1 Babinx 2020-05-26
These are unironically my favorite posts here. The girl asking about her acting career was great too.
1 sheepinb 2020-05-26
Children and mdecels what a party this sub has become 😂😞😠At least there’s still lawlzposting i guess
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-3 tractorsandranch 2020-05-26
Post bussy
23 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-05-26
idk if u should make that request to a middle schooler 🔞
14 Lord_Sticky 2020-05-26
This, we aren’t AHS
19 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
Bro, I'm 14 and a GUY, no bussy 4 u!
12 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-26
Ignore that pedo.
13 WesFazbear1987 2020-05-26
I blocked him, so we're good
5 S-K_123 2020-05-26
hi ahs