snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Imagine being a liberal and spending the last several years complaining how terrible it is that the right supports “senile old white men” and then you enthusiastically get behind some guy who shits himself and forgets where he is for 2020.
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They will not happen. Real life isn't that awesome. 8!d3n will cop out due to "something something C0V!D concerns," or 7Rump will cop out with "something something lying cr00ked m3di@ anyways."
Thanks for making me type like a r37@rd auto-j@nn!3s. Pathetic.
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doing nothing and being lauded as noble underdogs is clearly better than having to actually do anything or doing nothing and risk people noticing that you're doing nothing
The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.
Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.
Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.
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People are misinterpreting it. That wasn't a shart, it was the new way of showing your policies. See, that bit of sweetcorn means shows he wants to ban free speech and take away everyone's guns.
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27 tractorsandranch 2020-05-28
imagine the smell
19 Obama_Brigade 2020-05-28
🤤
12 Welcome_to_Brotact 2020-05-28
cabage soup and mush pea poop
6 Obama_Brigade 2020-05-28
😳
1 RedPillDessert 2020-05-28
<Broken dreams right there>
14 ShemaleSlammer 2020-05-28
Smells like freedom and justice to me
Joe Brapden
1 echelonsyndrome 2020-05-28
Joe Bedpan
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-28
joe dependable
2 Eva_TryNotBeinRacist 2020-05-28
no, you cant make me 🤮
1 queendead2march19 2020-05-28
BRAAAAAAAAAP
25 PappyPutin 2020-05-28
UH OH STINKY
4 BigMacVert 2020-05-28
Dis lads nappy needs changing
20 ghostlikecrime 2020-05-28
"I'm Joe Biden and I sniff hair and pass air"
1 goldfish_memories 2020-05-28
And that's a good thing😎
20 AlexJones_GayFrog 2020-05-28
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
1 goldfish_memories 2020-05-28
🍝
14 ShemaleSlammer 2020-05-28
And an aide of his has not explicitly denied that Joe shit his pants live
1 lnchoate 2020-05-28
He who denied it supplied it.
1 HottieFireFighter 2020-05-28
Was he even wearing pants? If this is a regular thing, he's probably sitting bare-arse on a commode during these video calls so no harm done.
8 Mayos_side 2020-05-28
BRRRRAP
2 ClementineChime 2020-05-28
Man, I discovered that sub the other day. Disturbing content!
Editcel: /r/BrapBarn - I couldn't remember at first thankfully.
1 HottieFireFighter 2020-05-28
Thank you. I have found home.
1 MoistLanguage 2020-05-28
Every day we stray further from the Light
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1 ChillinsVillain 2020-05-28
Don’t you dare kink shame me.
8 AlexanderMuir 2020-05-28
Imagine being a liberal and spending the last several years complaining how terrible it is that the right supports “senile old white men” and then you enthusiastically get behind some guy who shits himself and forgets where he is for 2020.
2 ShemaleSlammer 2020-05-28
It’s unbelievably embarrassing
1 watermark1917 2020-05-28
He has the most progressive platform in human history
Literally more progressive than the Bolsheviks 1918 platform
1 RobKaBobby 2020-05-28
Yes, I also applaud him for his progressive view of making doodoo in his pants on live TV
1 watermark1917 2020-05-28
Truly a man ahead of his time
More progressive than pol pot
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1 -M-o-X- 2020-05-28
If thats what youre calling the democratic support for Hullabaloo Joe we are going to need to invent a new adjective for Tr*mp's supporters
0 hyphenjack 2020-05-28
I take it you haven't been to r/Neoliberal anytime in that past few months
They treat this man like he was in the Beatles
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2020-05-28
2 -M-o-X- 2020-05-28
👍👍👍
1 -SaltineAmerican- 2020-05-28
Ironically, voting for a white old man is repugnant to m-yos, but that’s exactly what joggers want. They made that loud and clear in the primaries.
7 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-05-28
2020 election boutta be the wildest one yet 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
6 EndTimesRadio 2020-05-28
Everyone keeps saying that. I dunno, we had some good lulz out of Herman "Let me Quote the Pokemon Movie," Cain.
With no debates this year, I'm sad. We've got two prime lulcow candidates and it's cancelled by COVID.
1 Platycel 2020-05-28
Did you actually, unironically decide that both candidates are too senile to hold debates?
1 EndTimesRadio 2020-05-28
Yes.
1 Platycel 2020-05-28
The absolute state
1 EndTimesRadio 2020-05-28
Of our candidates
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1 m0o_o0m 2020-05-28
They will not happen. Real life isn't that awesome. 8!d3n will cop out due to "something something C0V!D concerns," or 7Rump will cop out with "something something lying cr00ked m3di@ anyways."
Thanks for making me type like a r37@rd auto-j@nn!3s. Pathetic.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-28
hey man just pretend it's 1998 again, it's fun
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-05-28
When was this?
1 EndTimesRadio 2020-05-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUg8S8_zRR0
God's gift to political theater
4 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-05-28
this is your fucking candidate dems
you did this to yourselves
2 somestupidname1 2020-05-28
Holding a single voter to the actions of several voters or an entire party is hardly fair.
3 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-05-28
😂
1 zergling_Lester 2020-05-28
Relevant username.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-05-28
Stop that
1 zergling_Lester 2020-05-28
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1 texanapocalypse33 2020-05-28
Sounds like something a j-w would say 👃
2 tHeSiD 2020-05-28
Vote in droves for old farty man.. single vote doesn't represent all voters 🤡
1 watermark1917 2020-05-28
!remindme in 6 months that Bernie would've won
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1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-28
you're acting like they want to win
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1 DaYooper 2020-05-28
Pelosi straight up admitted, when dəmocrats won the house in 2018, that Trum₽ in the White House gives a huge boost to their donations.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-28
hell yeah
doing nothing and being lauded as noble underdogs is clearly better than having to actually do anything or doing nothing and risk people noticing that you're doing nothing
3 SnapshillBot 2020-05-28
The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.
Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.
Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.
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2 collectijism 2020-05-28
He lifted up from the chair to get a real oatmeal filled wallop out
2 shhh_im_ban_evading 2020-05-28
The interviewers reaction is pretty good, has that are you serious look while trying to stay calm.
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2 D3nnycrane 2020-05-28
Cool beans.
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1 bobroberts30 2020-05-28
People are misinterpreting it. That wasn't a shart, it was the new way of showing your policies. See, that bit of sweetcorn means shows he wants to ban free speech and take away everyone's guns.
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1 superscout 2020-05-28
What
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1 zomanda 2020-05-28
Meanwhile his opponent steady dribbled shit out of his mouth
1 zomanda 2020-05-28
Yet he's still the best candidate
1 ShemaleSlammer 2020-05-28
Bernman would’ve just had a heart attack on livestream tbh
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-05-28
Securing the brapfag vote ✊
1 D_Legare 2020-05-28
I’m unironically going to vote Biden after seeing this. I live in Illinois so not like I have a choice anyway.
1 Zozbot 2020-05-28
zoz
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zle
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zozzle
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-28
there are at least two other choices
1 D_Legare 2020-05-28
Are you saying Bernie can still win?
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-28
bernie...win what? the primary or the general?
that might be true? but i don't think that was what i was implying.
1 watermark1917 2020-05-28
I changed my mind, I'm voting for Joe now after watching this. So relatable. 😍😍😍
1 AwanBros 2020-05-28
By shit. Beautiful
1 ShemaleSlammer 2020-05-28
An acoustic analysis confirms that he did indeed have a diarrhea fart too.
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1 TriniumSeven 2020-05-28
Oh my god, the reaction on Tom Wolf’s face.... priceless.
1 ShemaleSlammer 2020-05-28
That’s the best part and how you know it’s real.
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1 The-Prophet_Muhammad 2020-05-28
Daily reminder that flatulence is a form of rape
1 ShemaleSlammer 2020-05-28
Good morning!!!
1 tilfordkage 2020-05-28
Sounded like a series of Corn Pops if you ask me
1 MostPin4 2020-05-28
This is your guy?
Remember there were like 30 candidates for the nomination at the beginning, this is the cream of the crop.
1 srsh10392 2020-05-28
I dunno, it could have been the other guy. The Wolf guy
1 grabthebanners 2020-05-28
listen closely??? that shit was loud as fuck
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-05-28
The absolute state of burgerstan elections
Imagine losing to this
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-28
Trümp is going to lose this November no matter how hard you meme against Bîdén.
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