Minnesota becomes first state to legalize the Boogaloo

1  2020-05-29 by NoShoulderSurfing

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first responders are just social distancing smh #stayathome

Flatten the Curve

White Flight round 2756.

Good riddance

Hopefully these fellow kangs and kweens can return Minneapolis (once known as Niggaeapolis) to its former glory ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

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Redditcels are literally under the impression that the majority of Americans support rioting and burning down buildings. I've never seen a bigger bubble in my life.

The riots don't affect me so I think it's funny 😋

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2756?

Everyone says riots, mass movements, boogaloo. I just want to grill.

Don't grill too close to a police station, it's gonna explode

Hmmm, bacon.

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idk about you guys but i think minneapolis & specifically blacks there will be worse off after this than if they didn't riot but i cant see the future, so who knows

What, you’re telling me burning your own city down isn’t the best way to get what you want?

it's not the best way to have a city later on

it's like a forrest, you burn it down then a new one grows in the ashes

It worked for Detroit.

Detroit is such a fckd story man. As a former Detroitcel, you have to see some of it to really understand it. A lone house, either decorated in the most expensive art-deco or victorian style, just sitting with smashed windows and graffiti in an empty field that was once an actual street - in a city that was called the Paris of the Midwest.

I'll wear my c0p3 on my sleeve, but things are getting better. those rock-bottom property prices (be careful of the decades of back taxes tho) are bringing in startups and sh1t, so things are at least looking better than before

A lone house, either decorated in the most expensive art-deco or victorian style, just sitting with smashed windows and graffiti in an empty field that was once an actual street

dude that made me sad for realz

kinda want to go there and squat and clean it up

i mean it probably has a nicer kitchen than yours 🤣

ok at a certain point it's just mean :(

i mean it's not like i don't feel bad enough about it already...

hey ur wife is way cuter than mine and also exists so ya got that going for u

affordable housing abounds, a homeowner's utopia!

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That’s called gentrification sweaty. It’s racist.

sweaty

you need to gentrify your lexicon 'cause I ain't sweaty, sweety.

OUT, OUT, OUT!

So you're saying....they're gonna return to a pre-industrial state?! Squeeee!!!

No no no, it's like farming. Burning down the buildings fertilizes the soil so that bigger buildings can grow. Who knows, they could end up harvesting a Super Target!

salt is good for that

It's got what plants crave

Its got electrolytes

Wait, they burned down a Target? I heard they also burned down a Wendy’s...still it’s all a mess

They burned down target and a couple police stations. Other buildings too but the list is too long.

A year from now, people will be wondering why there are more food deserts.

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It will create a lot of "no, I'm actually racist and I want to kill you, I'm not joking now" mayos

Riot! Riot for George Floyd!

Burn down the city!

Oh no! Our city is burning!

Give us money to rebuild our city!

damn someone should have told all those guys from Boston a while back that they should have just had a nice peaceful protest instead of destroying all that tea.

There's a difference between razing a city to the ground and looting everything in your path and some soggy tea.

The difference is that destroying tea is a crime against humanity.

It just made Massachusetts Bay tastier

did they all work and/or live on the ships they took the tea from? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I mean they did that to New York, worked out fine in the end

Can we give black people 13% of the country as a more easily accessible liberia?

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Worked out well for St. Louis and Baltimore.

As a Baltimore resident literally everyone i talked to who lived outside the city thought that fire and police depts should have let them have their fun but not lift a finger when the ashes were all that's left. Let them have their own fate.

As a Baltimore resident

BC here, I feel like I need to move up a county now tbh.

Nah just move ether east to the shore or west to the mountains and you'll find civilization there

Bel Air has been something I have been considering.

I used to work in Bel Air super nice little suburb if I could afford a house there I'd move there in a heartbeat.

Whatever you do, don’t come down to central Maryland. It’s safe for sure but crazy expensive rents and cost of living.

I've been thinking Bel Air as my next place to move. Closer to work.

Do you think the Freddie Gray riots had an actual long term impact on hoco, moco etc yuppies coming into and spending money in the city?

Yes, absolutely. I lived and worked in HoCo and there were a lot of conversations about not feeling safe going into Baltimore anymore.

Baltimore was on the upswing for a while but the riots and subsequent police strike really erased all forward progress in the eyes of its’ neighbors.

Damn, that’s unfortunate. Maryland is destined to be preplanned sterile shopping centers next to high paying office park surrounded by McMansions.

If you’re married that’s the dream, but no wonder I can’t think of a single childhood friend from the region who got their first big boy job in Baltimore — they all fled.

I was just on my way to moving out of the state when I met my future wife. I had two kids in two years so it looks like I’m staying, but I got lucky.

I have a service job that manages to be somewhat lucrative, so I’ve been doing alright for the last few years. But COVID is fucking up my whole world, so we will see.

Almost all my peers have left Maryland because it’s literally a nightmare to try to make ends meet if you are working class, especially if you want a family. I have my parents support, good financial education and live a relatively sober life within my means and it is still a vicious struggle to stay above water.

I can’t imagine how half these ‘t@rds manage it if I’m having such a hard time even with all the support and resources at my disposal. I’ve seen a lot of peers and ex-coworkers die of drug overdoses and despair.

The city police basically have up. I was actually called to Jury duty a few laters after the riots for a federal case involving drug dealers that dealt with the Baltimore cops basically becoming the drug racketeers.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/federal-officials-to-announce-indictments-against-seven-baltimore-police-officers/2017/03/01/0380ab96-fe8f-11e6-8f41-ea6ed597e4ca_story.html

Well I mean they’re always asking to be allowed to police their own communities and whatnot. Let them figure it out.

Ferguson is better now, but it's been getting better pretty slowly, since even before mike brown. property value is still shit though because everyone still just remembers the name.

Where are the Koreans when you need them?

No but seriously how long do you think it'll be before local mayos form a militia in the absence of police involvement?

I for one desperately want to see rooftop hmongs out there with all that 70s CIA secret war training and shit.

Wasn’t the kneeler cop’s partner a Hmong?

The Hmongs were abandoned by America and mostly killed by the communists.

t. Somebody who's never been to Minnesota

I mean the ones who were left behind in Vietnam. I saw a rather gruesome video about it.

Oh yeah, they're mostly dead

Those who got to the chopper have been quite successful, even the poor fucks married to the enlisted

Get to de choppah!

Came here to say this!

Underrated comment!

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

If this goes on another day without the national gaurd stepping in, it's going to bleed into the weekend.

Where those pussy proud boys at when there's finally some action?

Imagine being Antifa.

Cops are the fa there

Proud Boys are the only ones to actually get arrested at this shit.

That depends:

No one other than f0lds care about target, so nothings gonna happen there.

Are we talking burning down another Wendy’s? Wendy’s is alright.

If we’re talking burning down Burger King then we got not only a truce, but support, that shits nasty.

If you can't enjoy a flame broiled Whopper, it's not Burger King who has the problem, it's your taste buds.

The taste of the meat might be fake, but at least they're trying harder than McDonald's.

Hopefully soon. Execute any asshole that attempts to burn your shit.

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Oh god please, race war when?

Isnt all limp wristed soyjacks over there? they elected that crazy durka durka jihad jihad senator

They burnt down the 3rd precinct and celebrated with fireworks. Unbelievably based

Violent Mobby

Sauce me

How is it that ProGun and AntiGun advocates always produce the counter arguments for each other?

AntiGun advocates

They're all Eurocels so no American should even care what they think.

Based centrism

Are all western governments completely dickless or something.

Shit like this is why China's supremacy is inevitable, bat munchers or no.

Never interrupt your enemy when he's burning down his own neighbourhood.

Just gun them down ffs just kidnap them

My favorite livestream moment so far was the young black man being asked to describe what it feels like to be a young black man in America, before being interrupted by some suburbanite mayo throwing his arm over his shoulder and wilin out yelling "FUCK 12, FUCK 12".

What does fuck 12 means?

All cops

Why 12?

acab =1312 did he mean 13

LMAO

its jogger slang for da pigs

People use it to refer to all cops but it specifically means drug task force/narcotics.

Cuz there's 12 of em

AFAIK it's the drug crime unit

Means cops, the slang comes from Atlanta but caught on in popular culture. There's a number of origin stories for why 12 got that meaning. One of them is police radio code 10-12 which means that there are suspects in the area the police are in/going to. Another contributing thing is likely the police tv show Adam-12.

Counterboogaloo when

Canuck here, I just want to see shit go down so I have more interesting evening news to watch from my couch.

Can there be a race war, pretty please? Also can you guys stick some head on spikes?? That would be gnarly holy fuck

You ameritards gotta pump up those death tolls, I wanna see plague wiping out the survivors

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If you look really closely, you can watch Minnesota going red this November in real time rn

Watch it not lmao.

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Imagine if nothing even changes with The police brutality issue

The secret is there’s not much too change. In a country this big where certain areas have ridiculous crime rates there’s going to be at least some controversial shootings no matter what. Training, bodycams, “police reform”

Right, there are no racist cops anywhere lmao

You can't be racist against black people.

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If you have 4.4% of the world's population with 21% of the world's prisoners, it doesn't mean you have a bunch of criminals, it means you have too many goddamn laws.

The justice system is a loser factory, why be surprised when those on the business end of it start acting like losers after several generations of the shit?

We need to end the cycle of locking fathers in cages.

Fr but it’s not like we’re locking people up for weed. In order to have a serious impact on the prison population we’d have to not prosecute crimes like domestic violence, burglary, assault etc

The solution isn’t to stop arresting people for crimes it’s to reduce crime in the first place and its pretty clear that its more a societal issue than a legal one.

You think America has 4% of the world's population and 21% of the world's prisoners because America locks people up for domestic violence, burglary and assault, whereas other countries don't? Surely you can see how insane this is?

Yes the vast majority of prisoners are there for rape/sexual assault, murder/manslaughter, assault, drunk driving, distribution of drugs (a smaller part) and various forms of serious theft.

It is insane but true.

The changes will make policing more expensive and more frustrating for officers, resulting in the pool of talent for the MPD getting even crappier with time.

Was anyone else surprised that Minneapolis had joggers in the first place let alone enough joggers to burn down the city? I always assumed it was the mayo capital.

Nah it’s basically Somalia, just look at Ilhan Omar

didn't know Somalia was big on incest, very cool

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The rest of the state is pitch-white, but the urban center is majority minority. We imported a lot of somalis in the 90s too.

but why?

Post-racial optimism.

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I watched a few minutes of a stream of a guy walking around talking to the protestors. I can confidentally say probably 90% of them don't have jobs and are losers. Throwing up dumb gang signs and shouting "fuck 12" "fuck da authority" and then some edgy teens strolling in saying that this is huge change and will be remembered in history lmao. Half of them are fucking drug addicts too, there needs to be harsher consequences for taking drugs tbh.

Extremely entertaining tho.

there needs to be harsher consequences for taking drugs tbh.

have you seen what 2 years on hard drugs does to a person's looks? that's harsh enough IMO

There was this one dude who was completely fucking crazy out of his mind.

He was talking about how the cops stole his motorcycle because he didn't want to destroy a mall, then he said they are out to kill him and started screaming his name into the camera. The interviewer had to fucking yell at him to go away.

He's just a prophet

can you post a link please?

Its unicorn riot on periscope

I too saw the dude literally smoking a crack pipe and blowing the smoke on cops standing guard at city hall. Absolute depravity.

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Boog here we come!

This is like a game of capture the flag now. Gotta grab that kneeling honky and lynch him in the street if you want to win.

I hope it's not rebuilt after, so all these people can live happily in what they made for themselves.

This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

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Bring the guard in and crack down on these fucking animals. Prison sentences all round.

Watch them cry when white people don't come to their rescue after this tantrum

Talk about dodgy sources lol

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You just know the mayor is going to beg for gibs to rebuild after this too.

nOBODY NEEDS AN ar-15

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