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1 2020-05-29 by snallygaster
31 comments
8 _narrows 2020-05-29
Are these Skinny Puppy lyrics?
5 Maximum_Cuddles 2020-05-29
Based and Worlock-pilled
6 mcbrd 2020-05-29
Uh oh I think all the riot posting broke snally
5 shitaim 2020-05-29
This is the Google DEEPMIND™ AI testing subreddit and its not designed to handle such a large volume of narrowly focused posts so Snally(BOT) is on the fritz (also why that one mod is banning people willy nilly to try to rectify the situ)
1 pretty_anxious 2020-05-29
Imagine if you found out drrrama was just a bunch of AIs repeating what troll accounts say and we're the only real ones here, and theres a seperate sub just dedicated to laughing at us interacting with these weird bots
6 Pepperglue 2020-05-29
I wouldn't call that "agression," just like I wouldn't call most of the things he cooked "food." Those are more suited for State Fair, and not general consumption.
5 Woolgun 2020-05-29
What's up with that title Snally? Word salad you barfed up after getting food poisoning from one of Jack's recipes?
4 DinoHL 2020-05-29
The legend of /ck/ himself. Did you ever try making one of his recipes?
6 snallygaster 2020-05-29
May as well just cut out some steps and chug a bottle of laxatives
4 TrailerParkRide 2020-05-29
Nice flex of your janitorial privileges. A poor normie like me would get autoy'alled if I made a post with that title 😠😠😠
2 AI_WAIFU 2020-05-29
Bassad al a shad
2 DuckSosu 2020-05-29
How have I not seen this guy before? I guess I need to spend more time on /ck/, or any really. I can't wait to make bean salad with a can of pork and beans, may0, and raw fucking onion.
Also, given the title I believe I found a rare IRL photo of Snally.
1 snallygaster 2020-05-29
You have to have seen at least one Jack webm. They're spammed anywhere people start arguing about American food.
1 DuckSosu 2020-05-29
Now that I have sank even more time into this guy I do recognize some things. Scenes of him cutting open "cooked" meat to show how raw it is inside.
I'm also familiar with the weird ass cheese and cool whip salad. Makes me feel better about my own cooking. Today I was worried if the recipe I made was going to be the same without Tarragon, but this guy has devoted thousands of hours to cooking and still can't manage the basics.
The dude seems like a total character though. Now he's a paranoid apex boomer all over social media.
1 snallygaster 2020-05-29
What did you make?
He's a piece of shit that somehow manages to be endearing just by virtue of how awful but persistent he is about cooking. It's like he has perpetual 'passionate amateur' protection that makes it hard to get angry at him
1 DuckSosu 2020-05-29
Was going to make chicken salad, but I haven't actually yet. Normally I don't like chicken salad, but this recipe is really good and the weather is just too hot for the more exciting dishes I would like to make. Still going to try Buldak though.
It's honestly impressive how long he's kept it going. I have to imagine that at first he wasn't making much money off of it.
1 snallygaster 2020-05-29
Looks like an easy recipe but also like one of those things that would make you feel like shit after you ate it
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2 d4ddyd64m4 2020-05-29
Can I have the copy of the dramatard dictionary that you got this title from?
2 snallygaster 2020-05-29
I just peeled some buzzwords from the titles of the top two or so pages of the sub
2 hvfcfujtivhjcy 2020-05-29
I knew snally could make me 🤔, but never did I believe that snally could make me 😂
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-29
If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.
>if it is in fact on shaky legal ground it's reasonable to not want to be the case that establishes it as illegal.
It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fucking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. /r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.
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1 dehorser 2020-05-29
I never got vegetable gardening. Between farm subsidies and economies of scale, there is like no chance you save money.
4 snallygaster 2020-05-29
Unless you're doing something fancy, all you really need is a patch of land, some dirt, fertilizer (which you can make yourself), some tools, and some seeds (which you can steal from produce or grow from your past produce). The stuff you grow tastes way better than you get at the store, and it's a fun hobby, so it's not even about the money for most people.
3 Pepperglue 2020-05-29
Some basic veggie is definitely worth doing. It's not like the veggie isles are ever full, but still saves the trip.
1 mechakingghidorah 2020-05-29
I wanna shots of Gazpacho straight off Snally’s chest.
1 YTtears4fearsDSCoolC 2020-05-29
Snally... this title... are you okay?
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-05-29
>dude strokes out due to shitty diet
>ignores reality, makes even more unhealthy shit
did he ever regain use of his one arm?
1 snallygaster 2020-05-29
he still uses his bad arm to cook and his methods haven't suffered for it 😑