The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
Yes. Forget the fact more than half of them are middle aged and have diabetes. They are fucked on the war either way. Either they initiate it quickly and start murdering small numbers of people they disagree with and the national guard is called in to defend poor helpless leftists or they take their time ramping everyone up and it takes a month to arm all liberals and go through basic training. Dont say the latte drinkers wont win when you had the red china takeover by students.
In the 60's (IIRC) a dude at the Army War College war gamed the race war.
Worst kind of war, because you literally don't get to choose who you fight for. Everybody's just wrong.
Military rounds up minorities and puts them in containment areas that the military protects.
I can't find the document now, but it was all over the internet because someone from Reagan's administration had done the analysis and the claim was "Reagan guy wanted to put minorities in concentration camps."
Only it was not that. It was "if a race war REALLY kicks off, one side is going to win it by sheer numbers and we can't let it happen."
And it wouldn't even be the majority of the left/right. Your average citizen is literally the grill guy meme and has been disgusted by every case of political and racial violence we've seen.
Something like the Troubles or the Years of Lead, except almost exclusively fought by the terminally online, is more likely.
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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2020-06-22
A black man with a white wife and no barber will surely be leading the charge.
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1 Anagalbroke2 2020-06-22
Looks like black lobsterman
1 heretobefriends 2020-06-22
> I look at it as what happened in Iraq. About 2 days and its over.
Do conservatives inhabit their own world?
1 Fletch71011 2020-06-22
Can't believe we spent $2 trillion in just two days there.
1 SuperGluedDick 2020-06-22
Their economy has never looked better
1 heretobefriends 2020-06-22
https://www.upi.com/Defense-News/2003/04/11/Rumsfeld-Looting-is-transition-to-freedom/63821050097983/
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-06-22
Yes. Forget the fact more than half of them are middle aged and have diabetes. They are fucked on the war either way. Either they initiate it quickly and start murdering small numbers of people they disagree with and the national guard is called in to defend poor helpless leftists or they take their time ramping everyone up and it takes a month to arm all liberals and go through basic training. Dont say the latte drinkers wont win when you had the red china takeover by students.
1 IBiteYou 2020-06-22
I need to stop seriousposting, but...
In the 60's (IIRC) a dude at the Army War College war gamed the race war.
Worst kind of war, because you literally don't get to choose who you fight for. Everybody's just wrong.
Military rounds up minorities and puts them in containment areas that the military protects.
I can't find the document now, but it was all over the internet because someone from Reagan's administration had done the analysis and the claim was "Reagan guy wanted to put minorities in concentration camps."
Only it was not that. It was "if a race war REALLY kicks off, one side is going to win it by sheer numbers and we can't let it happen."
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-06-22
And that sounds a bit different than a grassroots hillbilly rebellion. Plus i would imagine its less a race war and more a left vs right war
2 heretobefriends 2020-06-22
And it wouldn't even be the majority of the left/right. Your average citizen is literally the grill guy meme and has been disgusted by every case of political and racial violence we've seen.
Something like the Troubles or the Years of Lead, except almost exclusively fought by the terminally online, is more likely.
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-06-22
That I agree with. It would be bombs in the mail and some guy shooting up a place, not squads wearing camo.
1 WarBoyPrimo 2020-06-22
KiA / MDE collab confirmed?
1 pm_me_ur_butthole420 2020-06-22
We will be welcomed as liberators
1 Babinx 2020-06-22
Yeah I'm just going to keep pretending everything's a joke until it personally effects me.