Ass-blasted Alejandro gets #MeToo'd

5  2020-06-22 by quality_bratwurst

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Bizarre story and if it is true this woman is a human doormat. But it is more surprising that AngryJoe's turn to get MeTooed seems like bullshit rather than coming with legitimate evidence of serial rape. The guy is a fucking weird nerd and probably can't get laid like a normal person.

Couldn't she just leave? Or is that beyond the capability of w*men?

The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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He's not a g*mer, but his reviews are far too fucking long. There's never any need for those terrible skits. It's a shame too, because his early reviews were kind of insightful and short.

Looks how long this is

No thanks. I'm sure is legit dumb, though. Can anyone speak fat white bitch and boil this down for us?

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Basically a soft kidnapping, the way she tells it. He drags her around to his room, an executive dinner, and to a bar with his friends while stopping her from using her phone for hours

There was a bit where he takes her to his room, and he hits on her inappropriately but then gets in the shower; rather than leaving because this guy is clearly off the rails she just hangs out in his room until he’s ready to drag her to the next thing

Do you remember the "deescalation blowjob" #MeToo accusation against Aziz Ansari? This is the gay e-celeb version of that, where the chick incriminates herself with her own evidence.

Sounds like he thought it was a date, and this girl made no effort to tell him she wasn't interested even though he was sending out all the signals.

I don't see a case here, other than an awkward experience.

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Like, just walk away lol

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Naughty Dog commissioned this, I guarantee it

So two socially inept idiots meet and have an awkward time cause neither one can read the room or tell the other how they feel is on par with rape and or sexual assault? The human race needs to go.

I don't think anyone is claiming that it's on par with rape or sexual assault. I think this is meant to be a warning, from one (socially incompetent) woman (too afraid to come to an obvious conclusion about a heterosexual male before it's too late) to others, that this specific man is, if not a rapist, at least quite pathetic.

A man in his social/financial position still doing the whole "Agh, I lost my phone! Can I call it from yours uWu?" bit – Sad!

That being said, the whole "contact his employer" move is bitchmade.