Please oh please God in heaven, if you exist let this turn into an actual insurgency. I want to see fully-loaded FBI blackout squads repelling from helicopters.

Yah like whats their plan if the armed guards don't leave?

Block the internet and shut down cell towers.

Over in 4 hours.

They would voluntarily leave after one night without the warm glow of their social media devices activating the reward center in their brain.

1 hour

Take their juul pods.

https://bangerflags.com/products/juul-come-and-take-it-flag

I think I saw one of these flying outside a middle school

Or the people in the tent ghetto. I'm sure farmers won't go out without a fight.

These people will be realising that their larping is over.

Maybe Raz will go down with the boat.

Unironically I think he might just be retarded enough to think he can actually fight the national guard and keep it as a permanent fixture.

Raz isnt an actual anarchist, he owns a Tesla

But he has guns and he's an r-slur wannabe gangsta. Dude's being offered his moment of glory here and if we're lucky then the last few weeks have inflated his ego enough to make him seize it.

Nah, hes gonna work with the mayor's administration, probably get some kind of bullshit title or head up some do nothing committee.....theyll offer him and a few other POC some kinds of consolations to appease the whole group because all they have to do is make the minority of black people happy and the mayos wont say shit. But he already has what he wants, more twitter followers

That's almost as good, just because it's such a mockery of the cause. Give a made up diversity hire position to a guy who was previously most famous for a music video where he rapes a stripper on a pile of drug money.

Well yeah, but you don’t have to say it 🙁

He is dramatically more successful than your typical drama poster.

Thats not saying much.

They will leave lmao. They’re just leftie boog-lite from puget sound gun club hanging out.

Misgender them intentionally

If this doesn't end like Waco I'm going to be disappointed.

These people can't open cans of soylent and tou think they're gonna go waco

Wasnt Waco mostly women and children?

Women and children who could shoot straight

t. ATF agent

The kids and the dogs were armed so we had no choice but to blow up the entire house

Based and fedpilled

Thinking they lit the compound on fire rather than millenarian Christians thinking they were fighting the literal Armageddon.

I'll agree that they were asking for it but sorry I don't give the benefit of the doubt to the ATF. Sure this time they had the "christian death cult" excuse but what about all the other dead dogs

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I could see it happening. You don't really need to shoot back to go Waco, you just need to lock the door and not let them in.

Reminder of that time pigs threw a flash bang into a toddler's crib while executing a no-knock warrant on a guy's family.

I'm shorting humanity

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You absolute bear nazi

We can dislike police LARPing as special forces "operators" AND enjoy seeing jacked-up fat cops rustling a few forever-student hippies off of productive city property. I know from experience.

Organic, free-range radical centrism.

you just need to lock the door and not let them in

And pour gasoline all over your kids and light it up. I guess I'm the only one here old enough to remember that little detail.

Caring water for the Clinton Admin now? Damn you really don't have any shame.

Did he sue the shit out of them?

Tbh the baby shouldn't have resisted

It won’t end like Waco.

Imagine thinking raz won't microwave the city's water supply to spread a hallucinogenic drug in retaliation.

Yes... that's exactly what microwaves do.

this documentary should shed some light on what Raz is capable of

BRAVO NOLAN

Man I forgot how stupid capeshit is, and that's even the better capeshit.

"It was a weapon meant for desert warfare"

aka perfect for American citizens not following bylaws?

lol these dorks will run

Yes, they will simply leave.

A few batons and they'll be yelling "MEDIC"

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It actually comes in a bottle

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Same. This whole LARPfest has been so entertaining to watch that I'm unironically going to miss it once it gets shut down.

Depending on how this goes, there will be a better round two.

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You reminding me of this possibility makes me so erect!

The FBI are like super cops, kind of go by the book. I think it's the NSA that are the domestic glowies who do all the scary shit.

Send in the ATF

I'd prefer a real boarded put around the area preventing all donations, to watch what would actually happen if they tried to stand on their own two feet for a few weeks.

repelling what

oof

Janet Reno did nothing wrong.

Inshallah. She was a force of nature.

The CHOPpers will stand their ground unless the FBI pulls some acts of war like misgendering them

28 fbi agents pulling up in black ford raptor trucks, helicopters landed- CHAZ is under siege, under lockdown, fbi agents are gunna fuck CHOP cowboy butts

I hope they send the army Burgers haven’t bombed Mayos in 70 years

Burgers haven’t bombed Mayos in 70 years

Wasn't Kosovo 1999?

👏Balkanites👏aren't👏mayo👏🙅‍♂️🚫🙅

Wow. Cancel yourself. Aren't the Iranians hwhite?

Solamani spits from purgatory in your direction.

Allow me to educate you.

haha benis

xDDDDD

No Finns.

Unreal.

the swedish diaspora is too large, and therefore it is no longer a mayo country.

Welp.

Amazing how i can't go a single fucking day on reddit without FILTHY azerbaijani propaganda being shoved in my face.

what's up with Ukraine?

nobody lives there due to human trafficking but it was mayo back when there used to be people there so it's mayo by legacy. same goes for moldova and belarus, the only true mayo countries left are armenia (sorry filled in azerbaijan accidentally) and andorra.

So what you are saying is the more vowels the better?

Snanceled

😡😡😡

TFW Moldova is mayo and Romania is not.

Romania was unmayo'd when they acquired Transylvania and as such the Magyars

We keep them isolated and seething inside two counties surrounded by Vlad Tepes' offspring on all sides😍

Shitposting aside, you wouldn't be able to tell Romanian or Hungarians apart unless we start talking. The fact that there's still some residual rivalry between our peoples is more than annoying, and politicians that exploit it are absolutely retarded. The peace we enjoy here was paid with lots and lots of blood and at least 3 empires were accelerated towards their disintegration by this rather unique area of the world. It would make quite a lot of sense to have an actual East European union or federation of some kind and split from the West.

Which won't happen, they need our cheap labor and we need the funding.

you wouldn't be able to tell Romanian or Hungarians apart unless we start talking.

Do older Romanians have that dumpy post-soviet look too?

Yeah, many do, I think I know what you're saying. It's been a rough period. There are some significant (in average, of course) differences between rural and urban populations and lifestyles, many rural areas have basically been forgotten in some murky historical period, while the cities have 1Gbit Internet and are pretty generic "Western" in style. So older people that have worked the fields for 50 years age differently than those that are into some "intellectual" urban field like medicine, education, IT etc., always been quite easy to spot in my patients who is from the nearby villages and not from the city.

Makes sense. I'm hoping to visit Romania sometime soon, it seems p cool

Azerbaijan is not mayo at all.

Please delete this false information.

Iceland is the only mayo country in that picture.

no, that's a lake inside of the ocean

Azerbaijan

white

Armenia

not white

I’m surprised you aren’t getting death threats yet.

Yes, no one should ever insult south slavs like that

They're barely people.

I mean, there was that time when some 200 Ruski mercs fought Burgerland troops in Syria... Does that count?

Daddy's blown up dozens of Iranians, and they're whiter than a lot of Europeans.

Fought implies they had a chance. Those Russian idiots and their Syrian friends got melted by close air support and artillery.

Accurate.

Didn't that "200 russians destroyed by CAS and logic" story end up being literal rambo-esque fake news?

The whole thing went from a few dozen deaths to muh entire Russian army destroyed by 1 gunship

Though at the end of the day, in a battle between Kurds and Russian the rest of humanity wins no matter what side loses.

About time urban mayos had their own Ruby Ridge

NOOOO not my hekin CHAZarinoooo! NOOOO

Low effort

Atleast I put some effort

The police chief sent in a gunman to create the incident, so she could persuade the mayor to shut it down. Q told me this.

Dramacoin is gonna bust. 😭

Sold mine yesterday 😎💎🏆💵

💹

And once again white supremacists ruin something great.

I wouldn’t be surprised if like 20% of the mod team of the Chaz subreddit is european so idk how much this is going to change anything

There’s a chaz sub?

Who the fudge is this?

Who the fudge is this?

Have you posted bussy yet?

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What's going to happen to the plantation?

It's over for CHOPdramacels.

Do they have a new sub? There's barely any activity in the one that is still CHAZ.

its just been locked down by the mods

Why did anyone think this was a good idea in the first place? Didn’t the Dark Knight Rises predict this?

It's over for chopos

Daddy can't keep getting away with it 😠😡🤬

Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha Trump? A “strong parental figure”? hahahahahah! My god my sides are killing me hahahahahahaha! That’s rich, dude wears diapers. Trump wears diapers man. He got spooked by non-violent angry protestors and ran to his bunker. He’s Bunker Boy! Weak. Coward. Major pussy. Threw a hissy fit when everyone called him out for using a sharpie to alter a federal weather map because he did not want to admit he was wrong about a hurricane hitting Alabama. He’s a weak, pathetic coward. When the Vietnam war was going on, he ran to his daddy to beg him to be saved. He begged his daddy to get him out of going to the war, and lied about medical condition. He’s Bones Spurs Donnie. Pathetic, pathetic. Loser. Mother fucker rally was surprisingly small, way smaller than anyone expected. We all know he has heard that multiple times, that it is now engraved into his memory. Hahahahahah. Oh, going back to the Bunker Boi shit. Tear. Gassed. Citizens. For. Bible. Photo. Op.

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Awwww shower of bastards. The lulz potential of this CHAZ pish was unparalleled.

it's over for chazcels

Stupid mayor. They could've let this last until at least September! I am literally seething and coping right now!

Party?

CHODE was a complete failure. The garden is dead, people have been shot, women have been raped and lives have been destroyed. Everyday people leave because it’s not a safe, free or respectable place.

Local businesses and residence hate and fear you losers because of the filth and disease you people bring. Trash, drugs, COVID-19, putrid fumes from your unclean bodies. CHODE is a fucking joke. Naturally because CHODE blocks free speech and media, locals live in fear of the gorilla militants that roam the streets harassing citizens. These nazi gorilla militants have been video documented practicing authoritarian rule along with public beatings and now these public executions. It’s sickening.

From all the footage that’s out, the place can be describe in one word. Hell. It looks like East Berlin at the height of its oppressive regime. Armed guards, cement constructs to limit freedom of movement. Mass shootings. Illegal confiscation of private property. Ban on free speech. Hideous graffiti everywhere. Censorship. Armed nazis. Anti-free press. Mob mentality. No due process. Public executions, rabid and savage gang fights, drug cartels, authoritarian oppression and the like.

CHODE is a filthy disgusting place that needs to be rounded up and sent to prison camps for mandatory re-education.

Some moron from CHODE suggested a biannual event which is complete lunacy. The mad animals are now confiscating phones from innocent people in the CHODE. It’s a complete authoritarian nightmare no better that communist countries and nazi regimes.

CHODE is a complete failure. Another shooting just occurred and armed nazis illegally confiscated a streamers phone to hide and destroy evidence. They are just as bad as HKPD.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CHAZRevolution/comments/hdmz0h/another_shooting_in_chazchop_6212020/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Post this in Chapo comment section, not here. Post memes and jokes here

CHODE is a joke.

Link?

Someone make an Anonymous video directed at the people of CHODE telling them times up and that they have 24hr’s to comply.

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I hope it goes down like it's Janet Reno and some Branch Davidians.

retard moment

Went over to the CHAZ reddit thread and while there wasn't much more than a bunch of downvotes I found this. Thought it was pretty funny.

Instead of dismantling them, give them what they want. So we can all laugh at their gravel gardens.

Lol

I suppose we ought to be grateful that the mayor only chose to sacrifice one human life while showing her constituents how hip and trendy she is.

Pools closed and tax payers get to pay for the cleanup lol

I was really hoping they'd let it go on till it fell apart on its own or at least got way worse.

I see the government has already infiltrated and created a reason for themselves to intervene...but they’d never do that, right? 🤔