Umm sweaty, Jesus wasn't an Arab, he was a Jew from the Levante before it was Arabized. So if he did exist he most likely would've looked something like this. Basically a more tanned version of the typical Levantine man of today since it was antiquity and people were usually darker from being more exposed to the sun. He was what you would call a Caucasian, though the term isn't regarded as scientific these days. So saying Jesus was white isn't entirely incorrect.
What a retard. All societies with any ounce of self-respect depict their icons, gods, heroes, etc as close to the populace as possible. It's not "muh White Supremacy," for a predominantly White Christian Country to depict their lord and savior as similar to themselves. I say this as a black man, and an atheist, who couldn't give three shits about Sky Daddy.
Oh shit, I forgot this is drama. Uh, mayocide when?
You are correct, and pictures of non-white Jesus can be found throughout several cultures across the world. The Twitter poster is just looking at a set of countries and cultures, and just one race, to make his poorly constructed argument.
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6 Death_Trolley 2020-06-23
The twatter makes a funny
2 DeadlyRNG 2020-06-23
I also heard Martin Luther Cream which is hilarious.
2 Woolgun 2020-06-23
Scamuel L. Jackson is also pretty good.
1 -SaltineAmerican- 2020-06-23
Kareem of Wheat is my favorite.
3 Funkyduffy 2020-06-23
Talcum X
W.E.B. DeFraud
Martin Luther Cream
Hueless P. Newton
Scamuel Jackson
Taylor Grift
Pale Revere
Tupac Sugar
Alexander Scamilton
Cream Abdul-Jabbar
Snow J. Simpson
GoFundMe Washington Carver
Thurgood Marshmallow
Vanigga Ice
Blankston Hughes
Kareem of Wheat
Crooked T Washington
The Great White Nope
Iggy Apalea
James Pearl Jones
Chalka Con
Jaleel White
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Duke Pale-ington
Honkey Kong
1 IBiteYou 2020-06-23
That's truly glorious.
1 Woolgun 2020-06-23
😊
1 S_338 2020-06-23
I was trying to click the links like an idiot for 2 minutes
1 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-06-23
😂
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-06-23
He's definitely CIA.
3 hackfraud30011999 2020-06-23
Allah doesn’t approve of representations of prophets and even less of a mayo Yussuf so he’s right
3 Spysix 2020-06-23
🌚
2 SJCards 2020-06-23
Jews blown the fuck out.
2 ABaadPun 2020-06-23
Umm actually sweety Jesus was semetic and from the middle east and arabs count as white on the US census so💅
1 FoidBlaster 2020-06-23
Umm sweaty, Jesus wasn't an Arab, he was a Jew from the Levante before it was Arabized. So if he did exist he most likely would've looked something like this. Basically a more tanned version of the typical Levantine man of today since it was antiquity and people were usually darker from being more exposed to the sun. He was what you would call a Caucasian, though the term isn't regarded as scientific these days. So saying Jesus was white isn't entirely incorrect.
2 ABaadPun 2020-06-23
you've made the classic blunder of confusing someone who's "white" with being a person of mayo
2 FoidBlaster 2020-06-23
Dang it, you're right, I'll fix it.
1 Tzar-Romulo 2020-06-23
Jesus would look like Talib.
1 mayoo738 2020-06-23
Our lord did not look like this unwashed orangutan
1 ConfusedLittleChild 2020-06-23
Literally what dot they want even lol, should drawings of jesus be done with a hook-nose to make them look more jewi$h?
1 ABaadPun 2020-06-23
yes
2 cmh2024 2020-06-23
What a retard. All societies with any ounce of self-respect depict their icons, gods, heroes, etc as close to the populace as possible. It's not "muh White Supremacy," for a predominantly White Christian Country to depict their lord and savior as similar to themselves. I say this as a black man, and an atheist, who couldn't give three shits about Sky Daddy.
Oh shit, I forgot this is drama. Uh, mayocide when?
2 Godsdj 2020-06-23
You are correct, and pictures of non-white Jesus can be found throughout several cultures across the world. The Twitter poster is just looking at a set of countries and cultures, and just one race, to make his poorly constructed argument.
Uh, I mean, this is why we need mayocide!
2 StrategicReserve 2020-06-23
This dude makes cash money to make people seethe. Can we mod him?
1 Funkyduffy 2020-06-23
Seconded.
1 Suns0ut 2020-06-23
He'd never accept, our jannies do it for $0.00 an hour
1 SnapshillBot 2020-06-23
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
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1 CommissarCletus 2020-06-23
lol
1 Fletch71011 2020-06-23
I prefer Martin Luther Cream.
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1 muffler_kek 2020-06-23
Affirmative Fraction
1 GeminiRocket 2020-06-23
He is really a fucking tard
1 king_of_retardland 2020-06-23
No, he is something entirely different. He has no place in my kindgom.
1 Woolgun 2020-06-23
Dude just doesn't want you to notice that even the white drawings of Jesus are darker than his pale-ass mug.
1 YHofSuburbia 2020-06-23
Based. He's right
1 Darkageoflaw 2020-06-23
He is white
1 PoopShowPass 2020-06-23
Literally where’s the lie? Mayos think we just want their political statues, we want all symbols of white supremacy
1 IBiteYou 2020-06-23
You are my favorite.
1 Wewraw 2020-06-23
Ancient Egyptians weren’t black.
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1 plumtree3 2020-06-23
but jesus was black
1 ilovedungeoncrawlers 2020-06-23
LOL @ talcum X
1 markmywords1347 2020-06-23
The Egyptian Pharos has slaves. Take down the pyramids first.
1 fernguts 2020-06-23
It's always the self-loathing mixed race people who make the best bigots. You rarely hear actual black people say the things Shaun King does.
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1 SamManilla 2020-06-23
Europe didn't really ask for Christianity...
1 d4ddyd64m4 2020-06-23
It's all fun and games till they have to answer the question of just how black was Jesus anyway?
1 mayoo738 2020-06-23
These guys really dont understand geography if they actually believe that northern africa is 100% as black as the congo