Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
misusing the historical context of a name and conflating the meaning of "plantation" as a settler from 1636 would have understood it with the meaning of plantation as a modern wokie would understand it
You know things are bad when people target an area of land that is so useless that if it were to be consumed by one of the surrounding states that no one would notice, care or remember it. Does this stop Leftoid’s assault on the country? No. They are out to YOLO to the extreme. Not even a State with only 1 town is safe.
The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The MDEfugee had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.
Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate them.
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2 bigfuckerton 2020-06-23
What will become of family man
1 SnapshillBot 2020-06-23
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 Dragnet_was_Alright 2020-06-23
I've just learned the official name is actually, "The State of Rhode Island and Providence of Plantations."
1 PoopShowPass 2020-06-23
You not read the title hun?
1 Dragnet_was_Alright 2020-06-23
If your title is more then two lines long then I'm going to assume you're an agendaposter and skim over it.
1 -M-o-X- 2020-06-23
Fuck all that pretentious shit. Looking at you, Commonwealths.
1 pepperouchau 2020-06-23
In order for people to be offended by the name of Rhode Island, they'd have to remember Rhode Island exists.
1 804-929-4988 2020-06-23
I've driven through Rhode island tons of times but never stopped, not even for gas and I dont plan to
1 pepperouchau 2020-06-23
The state house in Providence is pretty neat, but I'm a nerd for those
1 804-929-4988 2020-06-23
Eh, I'll get my old building fix in Va
1 NZVikingRugger 2020-06-23
I lived in Boston and we would sometimes go to get everclear and just to say we went to Rhode Island for the weekend.
1 wow___justwow 2020-06-23
and THEN remember that the full name includes
which... i'm not sure i ever knew
1 Lord_Sticky 2020-06-23
I’m not even convinced it actually does exist
1 diggity_md 2020-06-23
🙄🙄🙄
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-06-23
i like how rentoids are still sperging about the donald even when it moved to its own site
1 PoopShowPass 2020-06-23
It’s still problematic, we are trying to go after their hosting services now. White supremacy should have no place in a civil society.
2 dragonjock27 2020-06-23
YEAH! BURN DOWN ANYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE EXACT SAME POLITICAL OPINION AS US! SEND THEM TO THE GULAG! KILL THEIR CHILDREN! DEHUMANIZE THEM!
4 PoopShowPass 2020-06-23
Being a part of the klan or a pajama Nazi isn’t a political opinion.
1 d4ddyd64m4 2020-06-23
No but it generates a ton of drama among the amply melinated
1 MinerHornet 2020-06-23
I see nothing wrong with this statement.
1 [deleted] 2020-06-23
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1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-06-23
>giving a shit about rhode island during an election year
🤷♂️ peak 2020
1 RBnumberTwenty 2020-06-23
You know things are bad when people target an area of land that is so useless that if it were to be consumed by one of the surrounding states that no one would notice, care or remember it. Does this stop Leftoid’s assault on the country? No. They are out to YOLO to the extreme. Not even a State with only 1 town is safe.
0 PoopShowPass 2020-06-23
I thought the mdefugees would come out of hiding with a bit of bait. You have to go back.
2 RBnumberTwenty 2020-06-23
What the fuck is a mdefugee, you fucking retard?
0 dehorser 2020-06-23
The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The MDEfugee had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.
Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate them.
2 RBnumberTwenty 2020-06-23
So this was like some sort of Dungeons and Dragons sitcom type bullshit?
1 dragonjock27 2020-06-23
This isn't just stupid. This is (dramatically zooms in) advanced stupid