garbage of internet turns 15. sad day for humanity

31  2020-06-23 by 962throwaway

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Each passing year the content gets more policed and ad friendly, the design more obnoxious and click optimized, the janny-power more centralized, and the userbase more retarded.

The janny power needs to be more in line with the compensation package they receive. They get paid far too much to have the kind of power they do.

Fuck I created my reddit on its anniversary of creation. Unfortunate timing.

And you can literally track the decline in society from that point on.

That decline in society is due to smart phones.

Allowing w*men, children, and the elderly have unfettered access to the internet has been a disaster for the human race.

Let's just say the internet as a whole. Happy cake day btw 10 years on the same account without a ban and a drama poster is truly an accomplishment

Eww gross how do you even manage that ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

I stick to only a handful of subreddits to ever bother posting on because the general reddit population cannot comprehend written satire, gets offended by complex vocabulary, and is incredibly smug with no redeeming qualities to excuse it.

This is very true

This is a very reddit comment. It reads like a ๐ŸŸ

Rude

Dilate ๐Ÿ‘ s ๐Ÿ‘ r ๐Ÿ‘ d ๐Ÿ‘ i ๐Ÿ‘ n ๐Ÿ‘ e ๐Ÿ‘

I'm banned from SRD

That's how I do it. And lots of alts.

Reddit has changed the old George Carlin โ€˜think of how stupid the average person is and remember there are 10s of millions of people stupider than thatโ€™ adage from theory to law.

By being smart and only using that account to post on drama but alts for other subs

I just got banned from stupidpol for the second time this week. Somehow I was bothered enough to convince them to reverse it the first time. That place is becoming more chapo by the minute. For some reason they call me virgin zoomer a lot. Have you noticed how Reddit brands you a virgin if you dare to mention that you have sex? It's so far out of their realm of comprehension.

My comments are fully retarded though. I had nobody to talk to about this so it goes here IDK you were talking about bans or something?

Are you upset you got banned ? I mean it seems you were enough the 1st time to convince them to reverse it. How about now ? Also I think if someone brags about the sex they're supposedly having constantly and it's a pattern that it kind of comes off as lying ? I guess idk. Do you talk about nailing the bussy a ton and having to tell them about it?

Kind wedditor giving me the attention I so desire.

It annoyed me initially because they pride themselves on not being overly sensitive and claim that they are open to conversations and I've had a few decent ones there but like wtf I was pissed off for a minute and a half then continued with my life. That place is unironically full or baristas with PHDs. I literally got banned the first time because I admitted to being a manager. Their new thing is moaning about PMC class so now everyone who manages anybody is evil and needs to die. You know, like how reasonable they are about landlords. I could probably get unbanned because one of the mods is based but I don't care enough.

No bragging just occasionally mention sexual encounters because they are a part of my life and always get called a virgin. Classic projection.

Still...

I know I just didn't want to put him down on this special occasion

Yea man the 1970โ€™s had like no issues. Internet ruined it all ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

The 1970s vs the 2010s:

-Cocaine was as plentiful as sand on the beach

-Music Hardware was Dirt Cheap

-There is still time to stop Margaret Thatcher

-You did not exist yet

Happy Cuck Day!

still time to stop Margaret Thatcher

And yet too late to save Enoch ๐Ÿ˜”

Judas was paid!

10 years on this hellhole damn my condolences.

Music hardware is free you just have to scratch off the serial number ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

You make a very compelling point

I think the decline actually started around when myspace became popular.

I swear to god I was smarter and had a greater attention span before I got my first smartphone

AND we wouldn't know about it

2005 was the peak of blockbuster stores in the US so I have to agree.

garbage of internet

Thatโ€™s Twitter

Reddit is the recycling bin of internet

Reddit loves copying stuff (while seething about other websites doing the same), but it still comes up with a lot of trash on its own.

God I remember when it seemed like there was always someone in a thread on reddit shitting on 9GAG or iFunny (then later Facebook).

They deserve to be shit on but still.

iFunny is pretty good if you know who to follow.

It's the place where those trash people from the movie labyrinth live, only the shit they pick up and put on their bodies are chungus memes and unwarranted smugness.

So still useless trash. I can live with that.

Imagine being such a Redditor that you follow Reddit on Twitter ๐Ÿคฎ

No thr garbage is twitter and if you hate reddit so much then leave

Is it too late for an abortion?

A downvote from a commie is the equivalent of an upvote from someone with braincells. So thanks, man.

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I hate twatter more than Reddit but reddit has gone to absolute shit too. Twatter is just mob mentality. Reddit is mob mentality but people just jerk off to getting your account banned and you can easily just make another anonymous account.

Reddit is basically the waiting room for tw*tters outrage mobs

and you can easily just make another anonymous account.

The f~slurs make you jump through hoops now. If you're too naughty your new one lasts barely 72 hrs.

They mass banned all my alts on one of my IPs too about a year ago.

Same.

At least Reddit has niche subreddits, not sure about Twitter, it all seems to be the same shit: schizo politics and porn.

Twitter is a build-your-own-echo-chamber kit, but the entire world has to share it. Naturally the most shrill, and demanding hold all the cards in a situation like that.

I've honestly never understood the appeal of Twitter either. First time I saw it way back in '08 or so, my immediate reaction was that it just looked like a Facebook status update that ripped off IRC chat's hashtag feature and slapped an arbitrary character limit on it. Why anyone would want this is beyond me but here we are.

I remember wondering why anyone would ever use it, and why anyone would want to read random thoughts of others, and then the Arab Spring happened and turned it political. Thanks, Arabs.

I didn't consider the Arab Spring giving rise to Twitter but that does make sense. I was living in the Middle East during that time but didn't really pay attention to what social media said about it back then besides rolling my eyes at the r/atheism smugposts

Arbitrary character limit is exactly why people use it

At least Reddit has niche subreddits, not sure about Twitter, it all seems to be the same shit: schizo politics and porn.

Yes

Reddit politics are twitter politics but redditors at least pretend to not be smoothbrains

The internet as a whole was a mistake. Who thought making everyone connected was a good idea?

It was good when the TCP/IP stack wasn't included in major operating systems

That's why I use IPX on my network with Novell servers.

Fucking nerds

Who thought making everyone connected was a good idea?

Al Gore's information superhighway and its consequences have been a.......

Reddit is twitter but with a massive superiority complex

You've clearly never been to Mocospace. It's the Tromaville city inside of the garbage dumb.

Happy cake day ๐Ÿ˜Š

>sad day for humanity

completely unironically

plebbit and twitter are the worst things that the internet spawned

plebbit and twitter are the worst things that the internet spawned

That's not Google

Reddit is garbage internet becus I canโ€™t say the N word and call for the murder of trans people without being banned or warned

Be better

Wow my reddit cakeday is the same as my cakeday. This isnโ€™t just a coincidence since I am a garbage person and reddit is a garbage site