you laugh, but he visualized you posting this

Bet he visualized me at your mom’s house

Is this a nofap offshoot?

So nofap meets r/tulpa

So just nofap

Oh wow you found something special.

They refer to semen as life force and call ejaculation relapsing.

I just hope we can keep them away from our nukes

Unfortunately, experience has taught me that fancy sounding definitions will NOT save you from the sex offender registry (at least in Texas, Maine and Delaware), no matter how much 'life force' you leave near school zones ☹️

lmao straight outta dr strangelove

Cumbrain alert, cumbrain alert

47 years clean

earlier this week i was playing warzone with my cousin and my friends and we all died but my cousin still had the gulag and he won and he landed at the radio tower near the coast and the port

there was a crate at the bottom and I said "this motherfucker is going to find a legendary sniper rifle", which would allow his sniper lovin' ass to go up the tower and snip niggas

he opens it 2 seconds later and I was right, everyone goes "oooooohhhh damn he called that!!"

is that manifesting? also his name in CoD is manifest lol

nice blog bro i really didn't need to read your life story though now did i?

i'm manifesting that ur gonna get a foot in ur ass billy

I don't know. Drive over to him, blow him and see if he can still predict his loot.

is that manifesting?

When did you last cum?

3 weeks almost

You have ascended.

Also, have sex incel lmao

and lose my literal superpower of repulsing women?

I haven't had to talk to one in months!

What if god manifested the universe into reality only because he's been holding on to his cum for eternity?

God is cum

Egyptiancels worshiped the Coomer as creator god and believed that the universe was literally created by him cooming LMAO

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atum

Early myths state that Atum created the god Shu and goddess Tefnut by spitting them out of his mouth.[7] Atum did so through masturbation, with the hand he used in this act representing the female principle inherent within him.

http://anthropology.msu.edu/anp455-fs14/2014/10/23/ancient-egyptian-sexuality/

One creation myth details how the first god (Atum or Ra), who created himself, fathered the next generation of deities through masturbation. There was supposedly an event in which the Pharaoh would ceremoniously ejaculate into the Nile to mimic Atum/Ra’s creation of Shu and Tefnut; that is, it was to encourage the fertility of the Nile.

𓅱𓉔𓄿𓇌𓅱𓅱𓉔𓇌𓇌𓅱𓅱!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ancient Egyptiancels worshiped a Coomer as a creator god and believed that the other gods were literally created by him cooming LMAO

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atum

Early myths state that Atum created the god Shu and goddess Tefnut by spitting them out of his mouth.[7] Atum did so through masturbation, with the hand he used in this act representing the female principle inherent within him.

http://anthropology.msu.edu/anp455-fs14/2014/10/23/ancient-egyptian-sexuality/

One creation myth details how the first god (Atum or Ra), who created himself, fathered the next generation of deities through masturbation. There was supposedly an event in which the Pharaoh would ceremoniously ejaculate into the Nile to mimic Atum/Ra’s creation of Shu and Tefnut; that is, it was to encourage the fertility of the Nile.

𓅱𓉔𓄿𓇌𓅱𓅱𓉔𓇌𓇌𓅱𓅱!!!! 💦🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine having to go watch the leader of your country masturbate into a river on national holiday. No wonder egypt got conquered.

we could try that in burgerland? maybe before 2021? 💦

So the people who got conquered by literally every rising kingdom and empire in history turn out to be huge coomers? Who would have guessed?

When the only people you have ever defeated in your history are the jews, you really need to question your life choices.

And here I thought the whole "wizard" thing was a joke.

No it’s not.

This is what happens if you lick toads in the 21st century

i like being edged by daddy, it makes me manifest across the room 😜

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I don't know what's going on and I feel uncomfortable

You can't bust a nut for a bit and suddenly think you have magic powers.

dafuq

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I mean, I knew getting off is important, but I hadn't quite realized it was at "failure to do this will cause hallucinations" levels of important.

We should have a "Dinner for Schmucks" kind of event where we gather specimens like this and make them face off.

Uuuuhhhhh ungggg I'm manifestinggggg

tfw no semen to retent and get god-like superpowers

Man seriously! I’ve got more money than I’ve ever had in my life off SR! The energy I give off is magnetic, I don’t even dress my self up and women cannot help themselves. It’s like a cheat code fr

The shameless foids are trying to steal his cum to prevent him from ascending to godhood!

You would think that this was satire of the average coomer in denial, but then I am sure that those coomers and zoomers are actually this retarded.

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The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

Snapshots:

1. This is beautiful - archive.org, archive.today

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