Corona warrior leaves mother's basement to patrol local shops and ensure mask compliance

1  2020-06-25 by texanapocalypse33

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3  DrunkenRecidivist 2020-06-25

np link

why you gotta do drama dirty like this because this seems like a high quality post otherwise

1  texanapocalypse33 2020-06-25

oh fuck mb, I just copied the link from /r/CoronavirusCirclejerk

no bannerino plserino

1  Chapose 2020-06-25

Rip my man

1  Cheap-Power 2020-06-25

/r/CoronavirusCirclejerk

wut

1  CommissarCletus 2020-06-25

Is np new Reddit?

1  texanapocalypse33 2020-06-25

Non-participation reddit. Discourages you from voting or commenting

3  wizdumb337 2020-06-25

I gurantee that poster has a kill list.

1  texanapocalypse33 2020-06-25

Test

2  HodorLePortePorte 2020-06-25

I'm de-prioritizing restaurants because there are going to be maskless people eating anyway, and I've have to spend an extended period of time in a restaurant while not ordering food to figure it out.

lolololololololololol!!!!!

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1  alphetaboss 2020-06-25

THIS VIRUS KILLS.

Be safe when you go out. If you must. Wear a mask, wear two if you can. Three or four if possible.

If not for your selfless acts of watch dogging, I would say this: DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE FOR ANY REASON, beyond this kind of watchdog activity or protesting against racism. Other than that there is literally NO REASON to leave your house. NONE. You do not need a haircut, you do not need groceries, you do not need to work, you do not need to attend political asshole rallies, you do not need fresh air.

OP is truly a brave individual to do this. Me? You could not pay me $10,000,000 in cash to take three steps outside of my house. NOTHING is worthy my life or worth the risk of suffering a horrific, painful, gasping death.

THIS VIRUS KILLS. STAY HOME. STAY HOME OR DIE. IT'S THAT GODDAMN SIMPLE. TWO OPTIONS, PEOPLE, PICK ONE, WHICH IS IT? YOU WANT TO LIVE OR DIE?

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1  b3nj4m1n 2020-06-25

dude's gotta be a troll look at his comment history

1  alphetaboss 2020-06-25

He's pretty dedicated. I only saw him break character once like 2 months ago. hes got a good schtick that riles people up though because it's just barely on the believable side.

1  patelladislocata 2020-06-25

  • The Alpha Redditor, progenitor of virgins, 2020 AD

1  snowkarl 2020-06-25

Lol I love how this comment could ONLY ever be posted (and upvoted) on reddit. This site and twitter really has ruined the way people speak.

1  CCAlkie 2020-06-25

Boredom comes in all forms I guess.

1  wizdumb337 2020-06-25

Boredom autism comes in all forms spectrums

1  January1st2020AD 2020-06-25

I want to say I'm surprised that a very online Redditor did this, but I'm not at all surprised that a very online Redditor did this.

1  hobbitmeat 2020-06-25

THIS VIRUS KILLS. Be safe when you go out. If you must. Wear a mask, wear two if you can. Three or four if possible. If not for your selfless acts of watch dogging, I would say this: DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE FOR ANY REASON, beyond this kind of watchdog activity or protesting against racism. Other than that there is literally NO REASON to leave your house. NONE. You do not need a haircut, you do not need groceries, you do not need to work, you do not need to attend political asshole rallies, you do not need fresh air. OP is truly a brave individual to do this. Me? You could not pay me $10,000,000 in cash to take three steps outside of my house. NOTHING is worthy my life or worth the risk of suffering a horrific, painful, gasping death. THIS VIRUS KILLS. STAY HOME. STAY HOME OR DIE. IT'S THAT GODDAMN SIMPLE. TWO OPTIONS, PEOPLE, PICK ONE, WHICH IS IT? YOU WANT TO LIVE OR DIE?

This has one upvote and 2 “Healthcare Hero” awards

1  trosdetio 2020-06-25

Snappy pls

1  Cusek 2020-06-25

THIS VIRUS KILLS.

The Vietnamese Master Rice begs to differ. Even the Bong with lung failure lives for Chris sake.

1  i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-06-25

hope he tries to police it at some point. the walmart employees would likely rip off your mask and spit in your mouth

1  fentanyl_peyotl 2020-06-25

WHY IS RRRR DRAMA NOT LINKED BY TOTESMESSENGER REEEEEEEEEEER

1  waffen_waffle 2020-06-25

THIS VIRUS KILLS.

Be safe when you go out. If you must. Wear a mask, wear two if you can. Three or four if possible.

If not for your selfless acts of watch dogging, I would say this: DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE FOR ANY REASON, beyond this kind of watchdog activity or protesting against racism. Other than that there is literally NO REASON to leave your house. NONE. You do not need a haircut, you do not need groceries, you do not need to work, you do not need to attend political asshole rallies, you do not need fresh air.

OP is truly a brave individual to do this. Me? You could not pay me $10,000,000 in cash to take three steps outside of my house. >NOTHING is worthy my life or worth the risk of suffering a horrific, painful, gasping death.

THIS VIRUS KILLS. STAY HOME. STAY HOME OR DIE. IT'S THAT GODDAMN SIMPLE. TWO OPTIONS, PEOPLE, PICK ONE, WHICH IS IT? YOU WANT TO LIVE OR DIE?

Fuckin great bait

1  UncleTedsBackup 2020-06-25

I have trouble walking for prolonged periods of time.

🤣🤣🤣 who would have thought

1  cfbWORKING 2020-06-25

Can we nuke Austin already?