Disneycels Mad!

1  2020-06-25 by Nom_Chompy

28 comments

On one hand Disney are shills.

On the other, Princess and the Frog was one of their best films.

Found the r-slur. It's the worst

if youve seen a disney movie more recently than 2 decades ago, ur too young to be on rdrama

Honestly fair enough

Yeah, a valid point there.

all-time favorite @DisneyAnimation film, “The Princess and the Frog.”

is it tho? lol

literally the death knell of the 2D animation department and they're trying to spin it as a beloved classic, lmao.

In fact weren't even proto-wokies criticizing it at the time for "racist imagery" when they tried to reference Carribbean voodoo for the magic?

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this is both gay to do and gay to care about tbh

Looks like someone has (((friends))) on the other side

Walt rolling in his cyrostasis chamber.

In 2050 Mecha Walt will get his revenge 😈

First Country Bear Jamboree, then Splash Mountain.

This is white genocide.

i want Mr. Toad's Wild Ride and River Country back 😡😡😡

River Country 😩

And that’s a good thing.

Unironically seething over this. They've already almost completely ruined Hollywood Studios, and now it's expanding to the rest

My two favorite rides growing up were Twilight Zone, and Splash Mountain. I don’t ever plan on going back to Disneyland so I don’t really care.

Disneyworld still has Tower of Terror and Rock'n Roller Coaster for now. I'm sure it won't be too long though, before Marvel and Star Wars have just taken over everything.

They'll probably turn Tomorrowland into MCUville before it's over

I could care less about this shitty ride. But now Twitter will get bored and randomly declare something else hitler and spend all their time fucking ruining it, and it could be something half decent.

It's funny seeing both sides thinking disney genuinely gives/gave a shit about them in any way beyond how much money they are willing to give.

That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

Snapshots:

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Snapshill has spoken. Disney, make this ride!

Disney updates shit all the time. They've planned this for years. Who cares.

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This movie is as mayo as Song of the South was. Idk why they think this change is better:

What Jim Crow? What systemic oppression? I'm just a nice wealthy white patrician here for some beignets from my favorite black owned establishment on the other side of the tracks.

Yea, this film takes place in "1920s New Orleans."

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How did Splash mountain even last that long with Song of the South being verboten???