TomorrowLand is racist because it assumes we want innovation from mayos, therefore they should change it to a Detroit theme.
The Haunted Mansion might have a ghost who was black as a person, which means they're trying to make you scared of black people. Cancel that shit, I thought we were better than this
The Haunted Mansion might have a ghost who was black as a person, which means they're trying to make you scared of black people. Cancel that shit, I thought we were better than this
geek. politico. comic books. left-handed. enthusiast. disney. frequent flyer. mediocre hot takes. PAC’s & compliance for @ngpvan@everyaction opinions my own
How little personality does these Twitter leftists have?
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
16 comments
9 Mrtheliger 2020-06-25
TomorrowLand is racist because it assumes we want innovation from mayos, therefore they should change it to a Detroit theme.
The Haunted Mansion might have a ghost who was black as a person, which means they're trying to make you scared of black people. Cancel that shit, I thought we were better than this
1 noPENGSinALASKA 2020-06-25
The term is "spooks" my friend
8 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-06-25
Just when you think you've found the most degenerate "job" title imaginable, Twitter goes and blows all your expectations out of the water.
11 ramen_poodle_soup 2020-06-25
Literally devoted his life to kids rides lmao.
4 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-06-25
How long till they find how he rides kids?
1 [deleted] 2020-06-25
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5 tigerdt1 2020-06-25
Someone told this dude you can will something into existence and he is absolutely fucking running with it.
3 Chapose 2020-06-25
Seriously, that sounds as bad as 'internet janitor' and probably pays the same.
2 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-06-25
peak mayo nonsense
2 GaysianSupremacist 2020-06-25
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How little personality does these Twitter leftists have?
1 SnapshillBot 2020-06-25
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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3 MedrautDeschain 2020-06-25
Holy shit 😂🤣😂
1 [deleted] 2020-06-25
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1 Tzar-Romulo 2020-06-25
Guys. Twittert@rds have gone too far. 😤
1 UncleTedsBackup 2020-06-25
Day of the mouse trap when?
God I hate Disney and their cult.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-06-25
They're speaking about the dolls on a ride as if they're a real native tribe inside disneyland. Fucking absolutely insane.