but why

Too many mouth breathers. Literally.

Protests + Letting Yorkvestites and Jerseyiods enter.

Might as well just airlift directly from Wuhan and Italy.

They managed to rack up 9k new covid cases in a single day.

I know isn’t our testing capacity just amazing

It's outstanding! Best ever in the world. Yuge.

What is “positivity rate” for 800 Alex?

Florida can take the title of the best state. This is amazing.

Whats the (positive test cases/overall test cases) ratio in burgerland? 1?

Oh no, not cases! Cases, the only metric we have to determine danger and threat! Silly Floridians basing their policy on stupid stuff like IFR and hospitalization rate, us reasonable scientific gentlesirs know that cases are what really matters

Jokes on you, I drink alone in my room anyways

This is the way you do it.

🙏🏼 amen

Booooo!

let the alchies die faster it's a solution not a problem

yes and we should support that by allowing you degenerates a fast-track to an early grave

lmfao no

lmfao no

nope

Lol no

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Give them heroin and let's fast track these utter wastes

I can't believe the thing that everyone knew would happen is actually happening.

everyone knew

dunno, until everyone became more interested in politics again it seemed like a ton of people were trying to convince themselves that the virus doesn't actually spread that much, only spreads in places with public transport, etc.

only spreads at elephant conventions

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I haven't even been paying attention to beer virus with all the CHAZ stuff but I keep hearing that cases are bad in the SE. I hope my state doesn't close cuz I just want to grill, gym and shop.

California is shutting things back down, there have been huge spikes in most states. Hopefully they shut things down in your state too.

No way I am enjoying the gym these days. Maybe I'm just walking around as a asymptomatic chad idk.

Imagine not using this as an excuse to set up home gym. Hopefully not over for you again soon.

Try finding dumbells or gym equipment at a reasonable price right now and ill consider a home gym

Some of the big manufacturers have been good enough to keep prices the same, but finding items in-stock is rough. Definitely the worst time for resale or secondhand though.

ew no gym > home gym

Home gyms require work and I'm lazy. 😎

Gotta flatten the curve, it’s insane people are going to gyms during this deadly pandemic.

I went to the gym up until it closed. idc about beer virus. CHAZ is way more interesting.

Oh I thought you were still going, that’s good. Yeah rightoids are obsessed with CHOP.

My gains are more important than giving a geriatric 2 more years to become even more senile then die anyways but with far more tax payer funds spent on them.

you don't even pay taxes you worthless zoomer, your parents do. banned

Based

Witnessed.

Based and rightoid pilled

At this point who even cares if Americans die from this? we don't even care about putting ourselves or our loved ones at risk, who gives a shit if tons of us die with a national attitude like this? Just sit back and watch it happen

Apathy isn’t going to help anything, all you can do is help flatten the curve on your end. Wear a mask hun

What the hell is wrong with her ass? 🤢🤮

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This rightoids and their ridiculous demands to reopen things have caused a second wave, that will hurt the economy yet again. Hopefully Biden can turn shit around when he gets in.

Failing at chatting up Florida woman at a bar is out, failing at chatting up Florida woman at the beach is in.

What is the current regulation on butt chugging? Pretty sure COVID doesn't attack the sphincter so it would be pretty nanny state of them to ban it.

Butt chugging is a state pastime. Banning it would lead to a revolt

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Really strange how these cases have hit the news as soon as the riots stop. Really makes you think.