And she says he gave her a fracture somehow. She either has bones made from saltines or he fucking SNATCHED her ass. Or she’s lying. That would never happen, though.
And she says he gave her a fracture somehow. She either has bones made from saltines or he fucking SNATCHED her ass. Or she’s lying. That would never happen, though.
Re-read her response. Seeing his name is a "gut punch". The fact he never thought about her is a "sucker punch". The "fracture" is a stupid metaphor. She's a bad writer trying to be overly dramatic and ends up being irresponsible in her description.
Shit, lol, that might be Keillor's kid. The similarities are highly apparent. Keillor would never say "yikes" though. Everyone though he was merely unfunny, but he was actually so dark they couldn't see what he was about. We're talking maintaining decades of Johnathan Swift-level sarcasm absolutely wrecking QVC culture.
I just remember the only time I looked at his blog he had like 20 articles ranting about "nice guys" and like 20 articles going "NEVER ask a woman out unless she gives these 100 signs of consent to converse". So yeah, not surprised he's a male feminist.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-06-30
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
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1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-06-30
damn straight
1 BAZAKBAL_ 2020-06-30
wow what a degenerate
1 TayloTayloBookito 2020-06-30
And she says he gave her a fracture somehow. She either has bones made from saltines or he fucking SNATCHED her ass. Or she’s lying. That would never happen, though.
1 SnapagatorReborn 2020-06-30
I guess she could also mean an emotional fracture.
1 BoomersForYang2024 2020-06-30
Could be boneitis.
1 [deleted] 2020-06-30
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1 ockupid32 2020-06-30
Re-read her response. Seeing his name is a "gut punch". The fact he never thought about her is a "sucker punch". The "fracture" is a stupid metaphor. She's a bad writer trying to be overly dramatic and ends up being irresponsible in her description.
1 NormanImmanuel 2020-06-30
Live by the sword
1 zergling_Lester 2020-06-30
For example, Jesus was a carpenter and ended up nailed to a wooden cross. Karma, bitches!
1 [deleted] 2020-06-30
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1 diggity_md 2020-06-30
1 tHeSiD 2020-06-30
Imagine if courts were like this 😂
Defense: Your honour, this story doesn't add up!
Judge: BaM! You cannot argue against the prosecution!
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-06-30
Sir, you have a gunshot wound. Are you sure he just poked you with his finger?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DISMISSING ME REEEEEEEEERE
1 SamManilla 2020-06-30
He must be a jarringly ugly man to get the Garrison Keillor treatment.
3 feedbackplz1 2020-06-30
https://i.imgur.com/TAORRUL.png
Looks like he would say oofs and yikes in the middle of a conversation.
1 SamManilla 2020-06-30
https://images.app.goo.gl/PQuxGRRnE9pYSiPC9
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Shit, lol, that might be Keillor's kid. The similarities are highly apparent. Keillor would never say "yikes" though. Everyone though he was merely unfunny, but he was actually so dark they couldn't see what he was about. We're talking maintaining decades of Johnathan Swift-level sarcasm absolutely wrecking QVC culture.
1 Big_XII 2020-06-30
Not all rapists are male feminists but all male feminists are rapists.
1 dramateer 2020-06-30
if you go by dr nerdlove it's not even a question that you're a male feminist
1 Shubard75 2020-06-30
I just remember the only time I looked at his blog he had like 20 articles ranting about "nice guys" and like 20 articles going "NEVER ask a woman out unless she gives these 100 signs of consent to converse". So yeah, not surprised he's a male feminist.
1 N0ahface 2020-06-30
He got cancelled for touching a woman's hair 3 years ago? I give it like 5 years before the woke left has excommunicated all but one person.
Who do you guys think it'll be? My first guess was Jessica Yaniv, but I think it'd have to be a black trans woman.
2 SnapagatorReborn 2020-06-30
Ahem, wow, yikes, wowzers. That is a woman's hair, sweaty. Please report to the Ghazi thread for re-education.
1 VanillaReign 2020-06-30
He could become transblack. It could happen.