The guy who walked into Comet Ping Pong with an AR-15 and shot 1 bullet that magically went through the Comet computer hard drive hours after all the web cameras on the entire block people were watching comet with were disabled is now out of jail. Nobody else was ever arrested
The next layer of the conspiracy is that the only people talking about the conspiracy have trouble writing out coherent sentences.
What's the best way to get rid of a hard drive, guys?
Drill it
Beat it with a hammer
Throw it in acid
Hire a guy to pretend to shoot up the place, making him take the fall and go to jail. He'll make only a single shot that will be precisely on the hard drive.
The bullet didn't even hit anywhere a drive could be. I had this same argument with a pizzagate loon a few months ago and he literally didn't even know what a hard drive was or where they tend to sit.
What we have goes well beyond fact. We have "known truths." When you have an extremely powerful elite who is obfuscating and controlling the flow of evidence, we use "known truths" (things that are irrefutably true but do not have supporting evidence in the traditional sense).
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-07-01
Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.
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1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2020-07-01
Where the hell do they get this idea about a hard drive being shot? I see it constantly repeated by Pizzagate people.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-07-01
I'm also confused, I thought he didn't fire his weapon.
1 allendrio 2020-07-01
IIRC it didnt go into the hard drive, it went into the computer tower and boomers dont know what that is so assumed it was a hard-drive.
1 StrangeSorbet 2020-07-01
Reminds me of the “Gary Webb was shot in the head twice with his hands tied behind his back” stuff that keeps getting repeated
Webb’s hands weren’t tied behind his back, and the first shot fired at his head missed his brain entirely, that’s why he fired the second shot
1 haulingtaters 2020-07-01
XD XD the Clinton Special XD XD #sethrichwasmurdered #spiritcookingupsomedrama #walnutsauce
1 Canadapoli 2020-07-01
Walnut sauce is so fucking good on any savoury meat dish
1 allendrio 2020-07-01
i bet if they were fans of sesame oil like i am then they would doubtless claim it was a reference to sesame street and thus children.
1 641232 2020-07-01
How do you know that Hillary hired a male hitperson? 🤔
2 Funkyduffy 2020-07-01
excuse u sweaty the appropriate term is "person of homicide"
1 douchebag_uprising 2020-07-01
And if you were to shoot a computer with the intent of hitting its hard drive, which part of it would you aim at?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-07-01
I actually have never seen any real evidence it went into a computer at all... Though I'd guess being a restaurant it went through the POS terminal.
1 Chuck-Brown 2020-07-01
my ma definitely calls a tower a hard drive. i'm constantly having to translate for her. i wish she sounded less like a muted trombone
1 Infidel6 2020-07-01
The next layer of the conspiracy is that the only people talking about the conspiracy have trouble writing out coherent sentences.
2 OptimusGrime707 2020-07-01
Good lord, thank you. I thought I was having a stroke while reading that.
1 allendrio 2020-07-01
IIRC it didnt go into the hard drive, it went into the computer tower and boomers dont know what that is so assumed it was a hard-drive.
1 Moraxiw 2020-07-01
What's the best way to get rid of a hard drive, guys?
Drill it
Beat it with a hammer
Throw it in acid
Hire a guy to pretend to shoot up the place, making him take the fall and go to jail. He'll make only a single shot that will be precisely on the hard drive.
1 tintintamarre 2020-07-01
Burgers actually just shoot their computers to get them to power off.
1 AOC_Gynecologist 2020-07-01
wait, how do people in poor countries turn off their appliances ?
1 StrangeSorbet 2020-07-01
Using the guns sold to them by the burgers. There’s gotta be something, maybe the weapons sent to an anti-commie rebel group from forty years ago
1 jason_frg 2020-07-01
top bant
1 tHeSiD 2020-07-01
We're poor so we use what's given to us, the power button
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-07-01
That’s how you get viruses I think.
1 ezrealprodigy 2020-07-01
This is true. Your fingers aren't sterile enough to directly touch a computer, but you know what is? A bullet.
1 fernguts 2020-07-01
In Canada we just hop in the truck, drive to the hydroelectric dam, and stick our thumb in the water outlet until the turbine stops.
1 longlivemrwolf 2020-07-01
Like how Mr. Bean shot his nightlight so he could go to sleep. Maximum IQ.
1 waffen_waffle 2020-07-01
Can confirm. The .30-06 is starting to get expensive, but it beats pressing the button.
1 Thereal14words 2020-07-01
wipe it with a cloth
duh
1 Sregor_Nevets 2020-07-01
This guy could have been a customer that didn't want folks to know he gets pineapple on his pizz.a
1 professorshillphd 2020-07-01
The bullet didn't even hit anywhere a drive could be. I had this same argument with a pizzagate loon a few months ago and he literally didn't even know what a hard drive was or where they tend to sit.
1 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2020-07-01
1 TotesAgotes 2020-07-01
What we have goes well beyond fact. We have "known truths." When you have an extremely powerful elite who is obfuscating and controlling the flow of evidence, we use "known truths" (things that are irrefutably true but do not have supporting evidence in the traditional sense).
1 professorshillphd 2020-07-01
Wat.
1 TotesAgotes 2020-07-01
https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1t3gda/the_difference_a_few_hours_makes/ce472kp/
1 KetchupStewedFries 2020-07-01
Pizzagate was never off the table.
1 jason_frg 2020-07-01
Has anyone ever seen Pizzagate and Pizzashill together in the same room at the same time?
0 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-07-01
And some Q person just won a Republican primary. Burgers are embarrassing.