Did you know getting homeless people to live in homes is fun, easy, and 100% effective?Just like getting them to take their anti-psych meds or stop shooting dope. Just build houses and every single homeless person will move in willingly. The solutions to homelessness are just SO OBVIOUS when you have the mind of a child.
There’s a homeless guy that camps outside my building. Nobody gives him anything, they all just pretend he doesn’t exist.
Anyway, he’s been picked up by the ambulance twice in the last three or four days... he left the hospital the first time because the TV was broken. So it sounds like you’d have to not only give them a house, but a TV and Netflix subscription.
Yeah good move you do gooder naive bitch boys. Send the homeless to the parks so little Timothy can get hepatitis from a heroin needle hidden in the local sandbox.
Up here in the NW these bum fucks have gone WILD. They infest parks and libraries. Can't even take small children to libraries because degenerate disgusting animals shoot heroin in the bathroom and jack off to porn on public computers.
"Liberals want to change society but always shield themselves from the consequences of their policies."
I love this solution, absolutely nobody wins. Most of the homeless are going to be forcibly moved, and it's going to make tents an issue in every park in the city (and Minneapolis has a LOT of parks).
I don't even really blame them for seething. I'd be furious if this happened in my city, but it's still funny to watch this play out because they brought the problem on themselves in the first place.
Yeah, I really think some of them might. This is honestly really sad. I haven't lived in Minnesota in years, but the Minneapolis Greenway and twin cities park systems are honestly a marvel of urban planning. There are very few places in that metro where you aren't close to a nice greenspace.
I'm just amazed progressive Mayo's keep trying the same shit over and over no matter how much it doesn't work. Like I get that housing is part of the issue but you can't put a psychotic meth head in an apartment and expect it to go well. Can you imagine if they spent the 160 million on drug treatment, mental health, job placement, etc. and incentivized the programs through drug court and not decriminalizing shitting in the street etc.? But God forbid we actually encourage these people to rejoin society, no just give them an apartment lol. Progressives actually have some pretty Noble goals but are far too weak to execute. The 19th amendment was a mistake honestly.
This is so dumb. As much as I wish homeless people weren't in their position... I really don't believe in giving more resources to people who cannot and even at times are unwilling to co-operate to become functioning members of society.
This communist uprising is peak r-slur. If I knew r-slur was so prominent nowadays, I would have gone into d*sability work. People are suggesting Jeff Bezos and other million-billionaires cut a portion of their hard earned cash for these parasites of society.
Do you know how much stress and conscientiousness is required to accumulate that empire of wealth? It certainly is great that society wants to shame the hard workers and reward the sloth-cels of society!
I certainly do not want homeless bringing their drugs, piss, shit and illnesses into parks where underaged-cels are roaming. I certainly do not want beggaring in these spaces either.
By all means, assist them, help them and guide them but don't expect much and certainly don't give them more.
I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
Honestly, at this point offering labour in exchange for living needs aka prison style seems more of a better solution. These people need to contribute and work in society, not get freebies because this generation lives in some kind of Disney movie
There’s a woman in my building who claims she’s getting a George Floyd/BLM tattoo but jams her thumb into the door-close button whenever the elevator approaches the black poverty floor.
56 comments
1 AutoModerator 2020-07-01
do not comment or vote in linked threads
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
8 ABaadPun 2020-07-01
what a shame, they burned down public housing for the homless during the riots
10 ason 2020-07-01
Did you know getting homeless people to live in homes is fun, easy, and 100% effective?Just like getting them to take their anti-psych meds or stop shooting dope. Just build houses and every single homeless person will move in willingly. The solutions to homelessness are just SO OBVIOUS when you have the mind of a child.
6 ABaadPun 2020-07-01
mayos have never delt with homeless people beyond giving them handouts to smug post about
2 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-07-01
There’s a homeless guy that camps outside my building. Nobody gives him anything, they all just pretend he doesn’t exist.
Anyway, he’s been picked up by the ambulance twice in the last three or four days... he left the hospital the first time because the TV was broken. So it sounds like you’d have to not only give them a house, but a TV and Netflix subscription.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-07-01
If that means I won't be getting hassled outside of the gas station I'm all for it. Unironically let's throw in some government issued fentanyl too.
1 dramasutra2020 2020-07-01
I should fake being homeless so I can get free housing. Why are we putting 1000%effortposting for people who contribute nothing to society
1 [deleted] 2020-07-01
[removed]
1 waffen_waffle 2020-07-01
Or when you've never faced poverty or mental illness beyond seasonal depression lmao.
Leftoids have a point with this whole privilege bullshit. Redditors have shown me that it is very real, and very annoying.
1 88Phil 2020-07-01
Hahahah just spend more money bro how's that hard hahaha
5 Dysiak 2020-07-01
NIMBY = Nut In My Bussy Ya'll
5 WholesomeDrama 2020-07-01
do you have a y word pass?
4 CoolsterMcgee 2020-07-01
Yeah good move you do gooder naive bitch boys. Send the homeless to the parks so little Timothy can get hepatitis from a heroin needle hidden in the local sandbox.
Up here in the NW these bum fucks have gone WILD. They infest parks and libraries. Can't even take small children to libraries because degenerate disgusting animals shoot heroin in the bathroom and jack off to porn on public computers.
"Liberals want to change society but always shield themselves from the consequences of their policies."
3 Babiski 2020-07-01
I unironically wouldn't even care if they just put all the homeless people in prison for 10 years and gave half of them the death sentence.
5 pierregaslyisnumbe1 2020-07-01
Based
4 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-07-01
Bring back bumfights
1 employee10038080 2020-07-01
The good old days, you can still find the old bumfights videos on YouTube
Fun fact the guys that created that show got busted for shipping child body parts from Thailand
3 Aishas_9yo_Consent 2020-07-01
As long as they're white, sure
1 king_of_retardland 2020-07-01
Feed the homeless to the hungry problem solved.
You're welcome
2 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-01
lmao @ that whole thread
2 TrailerParkRide 2020-07-01
I love this solution, absolutely nobody wins. Most of the homeless are going to be forcibly moved, and it's going to make tents an issue in every park in the city (and Minneapolis has a LOT of parks).
I don't even really blame them for seething. I'd be furious if this happened in my city, but it's still funny to watch this play out because they brought the problem on themselves in the first place.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-01
It just further cements my belief that urban centers are going to fully destroy themselves this year or the next
2 TrailerParkRide 2020-07-01
Yeah, I really think some of them might. This is honestly really sad. I haven't lived in Minnesota in years, but the Minneapolis Greenway and twin cities park systems are honestly a marvel of urban planning. There are very few places in that metro where you aren't close to a nice greenspace.
3 PMWaffle 2020-07-01
If you still lived there we could have had an arrdrama meetup in looted minneapolis😥
2 YourBrainIsDumb 2020-07-01
He's not going to fuck you, bro.
1 Godsdj 2020-07-01
And that's a good thing! Neither of them could handle the unplanned pregnancy resulting from such an encounter.
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-07-01
he said while whittling his new wife from the wood his dog fetched by the creek earlier that day.
4 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-01
you have now idea how close i am to just saying fuck it, sell everything and plop down in a shed on the western slope.
5 QuiteQ 2020-07-01
larp
1 Cdace 2020-07-01
Ted?
1 Howdoishitpostfam 2020-07-01
That’s pretty much the dream after my contract is up.
1 Zozbot 2020-07-01
zoz
1 Zozbot 2020-07-01
zle
1 Zozbot 2020-07-01
zozzle
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-01
i have an area picked out but my wife isnt happy since we have a new born.
1 ComputerCoffee 2020-07-01
Maybe in the more "woke" urban centers. I live in an urban area and if I tried to camp out in a public park I'd get my ass beat by the police.
1 king_of_retardland 2020-07-01
soon brother
1 Fancy-Assistant 2020-07-01
I'm just amazed progressive Mayo's keep trying the same shit over and over no matter how much it doesn't work. Like I get that housing is part of the issue but you can't put a psychotic meth head in an apartment and expect it to go well. Can you imagine if they spent the 160 million on drug treatment, mental health, job placement, etc. and incentivized the programs through drug court and not decriminalizing shitting in the street etc.? But God forbid we actually encourage these people to rejoin society, no just give them an apartment lol. Progressives actually have some pretty Noble goals but are far too weak to execute. The 19th amendment was a mistake honestly.
1 waffen_waffle 2020-07-01
Not my city, so I get to laugh at it. It be like that.
2 Lord_Sticky 2020-07-01
South Park predicted it
3 Aishas_9yo_Consent 2020-07-01
Anyone got this for people in debased countries?
2 YourBrainIsDumb 2020-07-01
THUNDERDOME!!!
2 dramasutra2020 2020-07-01
This is so dumb. As much as I wish homeless people weren't in their position... I really don't believe in giving more resources to people who cannot and even at times are unwilling to co-operate to become functioning members of society.
This communist uprising is peak r-slur. If I knew r-slur was so prominent nowadays, I would have gone into d*sability work. People are suggesting Jeff Bezos and other million-billionaires cut a portion of their hard earned cash for these parasites of society.
Do you know how much stress and conscientiousness is required to accumulate that empire of wealth? It certainly is great that society wants to shame the hard workers and reward the sloth-cels of society!
I certainly do not want homeless bringing their drugs, piss, shit and illnesses into parks where underaged-cels are roaming. I certainly do not want beggaring in these spaces either.
By all means, assist them, help them and guide them but don't expect much and certainly don't give them more.
1 youngsexylegend 2020-07-01
Why are American whiteys such homeless retards? Find your own people a home you big retard.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-07-01
I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
Snapshots:
I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-07-01
Debt slavery would be a good solution for this problem. You can wring money out of drug addicts if you force them to work, right?
2 dramasutra2020 2020-07-01
Honestly, at this point offering labour in exchange for living needs aka prison style seems more of a better solution. These people need to contribute and work in society, not get freebies because this generation lives in some kind of Disney movie
2 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-07-01
It's less if that and more that they need to be supervised constantly to prevent usual homeless bullshit.
1 88Phil 2020-07-01
Why would homeless people sleep in a park? It's colder and rains
1 Pepperglue 2020-07-01
Hobos in parks? Who thought it was a good idea to begin with?
2 TrailerParkRide 2020-07-01
The hobos, for one
1 Pepperglue 2020-07-01
Yeah and why should the city care what they think? They are constantly drunk, meth'd out, or making a nuisance in the public.
Reagan's biggest blunder was getting rid of the mental asylums.
1 Wewraw 2020-07-01
There’s a woman in my building who claims she’s getting a George Floyd/BLM tattoo but jams her thumb into the door-close button whenever the elevator approaches the black poverty floor.
I’m assuming this is where she’s from.
1 Thereal14words 2020-07-01
dems just suck at local government. its incredible
1 employee10038080 2020-07-01
Why wouldn't they be mad. Looking at a hobo usually ruins my day