Cardshitters mad z-tier e-thot gets kicked out of special Magic club for selling porn to kiddies.

1  2020-07-02 by PhilTheMuffin

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"she does have an OnlyFans, of which in interest of full disclosure I am a subscriber"

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This is what happens when you don't raise your sons right. Absentee fathers should get the chair.

If you use the greater than sign it makes quotes look like this instead.

Imagine learning how to properly format on reddit. No thank you. That's not what Allah would want from us brother.

That's not what Allah would want from us brother

Allah Schmallah... JESUS is MY Lord + Savior!!!!!!!!

Allah Schmallah

Take that back you quffar

Can someone translate quffar into Christian-speak for me.

I will make a determination as to whether or not I will take back my words from there

The only useful ones are that and italics anyways

sweaty...

Imagine actually giving advice. Fuck off nerd

>caring about reddit formatting

Onlyfans is such a ridiculously easy way for even the most moderately attractive woman to have an additional income on the side.

The guys who buy into that economy aren't only pathetic, but they're feeding the foids ego and bank account and parting with their cash for one of the most abundant and free resources on the Internet - pictures of women.

They'd save money and get a better experience from shopping around for a decent escort. (or talking to real girls, but that's unlikely for these guys)

That's also something which doesn't artificially inflate egos.

Would be good if we could tax Onlyfans incomes.

Unironically I don't even have an issue with the onlyfans girls. They're only taking advantage of weak and pathetic moids. It's them who I have a problem with, as well as their fathers for not beating their children enough

OnlyFans needs to be outlawed.

Make so production and distribution of onlyfans materials are legal but possession is a crime so that way we can arrest all the moids who subscribe to them

The thread can be viewed here. So the thing is she does have an OnlyFans, of which in interest of full disclosure I am a subscriber. So I can say with full confidence she largely keeps the two seperate...

Lol how pathetic. Imagine paying for porn in 2020.

This fat nerd embodies everything about card games.

Oh sweaty don't you know the new narrative being pushed? Only incels and cucks don't pay for porn. The alpha male types all subscribe to onlyfans.

That's a bad tiddy job

Bro if you don't admit she's hot than politics and internet memes has made you gay.

You can admit she's hot and still mock the simps who worship her for it lmao

Still bad tit job man. They point in different directions and have like 6 inches between em. She has a really nice face I admit but that's if I liked Gussy instead of bussy . Also wtf are you even bringing politics into it ? Seems you're the one ate up with political shit and can't even have a conversation about thots withot bringing it up.

if I liked Gussy instead of bussy

Stop bragging 😤😤😤

Also wtf are you even bringing politics into it ?

Because she got famous for bring a Bernie Sanders ethot lmao she is a political figure, and it's fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 I love 2020

Not commissioning your own bespoke pornography and keeping it private to the world

pathetic

Do you think her nudes come in booster packs that are always filled with utter trash plus one halfway decent pic?

Imagine paying for porn at any point in your life

Not only for porn, but for softcore pics of that ugly h0e

Bitch can’t even shave that mustache smh

Checked her Twitter where she sweeps her porn under the rug by being like "kids can really only find me in pictures wearing a bikini - I live in florida" like that isn't in the running for stupidest justifications this week.

I do kinda feel for her though. Like she wasn't hiding the fact that she's a camgirl, some dumbo at the company just wasn't paying attention when they signed her on and then took her shit away.

And even though she posts the email that basically spells out ‘hey, you’re advertising your 18+ pages on the very next line of your Twitter bio, that violates one of our code of conduct guidelines’, the Twitter echo chamber is full of ‘this is bullshit sweaty, you do you’

Typing Lizbeth Eden nude into Google brings up hundreds of uncensored topless photos (I checked). Who's this thot kidding?

sympathy for thots

That title is a thing of beauty.

Congratulations! I do not often downvote. You have earned mine.

Snapshots:

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Wow now that's what I call a thot

prominent MTG Voices on Twitter

Why the fuck does this phrase even exist

Holy lord god do I fucking hate wizards. Not for this, just because they’re such a shit company. I wouldn’t even care about all the other r*tardation if the game was still good but fuck is the game trash right now. With all their talk about ending racism, they sure have a habit of making their players hate bl4cks. If they really wanted me to stop hating bl4ck people, they would ban Teferi.

Holy lord god do I fucking hate wizards.

STR DEX gang rise up

Embrace druids

The only reason you're not a bard is because you're too autistic to take advantage of their talents and skills

Paladin for life. Killing in the name of your God is the only way.

Lmao why kill people when you can convince others to do it for you? 😂

Unironically though, College if Whispers was added with Xanathar's Guide to Everything and it's fucking amazing. If you want a class that basically mixes the stealth of a rogue with the magic and charisma of a bard than it's a blast, my character is basically a magical infiltrator and assassin who uses show-tunes and magic tricks to make people feel safe before stabbing them in the fucking eye it's great

You degenerate Bards can only talk or try and fuck everything that moves.

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Unironically bards are only as good as the bard/DM dynamic. My last DM was great, the only time he would let me role a charisma check was when I actually came up with something clever or compelling, and the better my argument/lie was the lower I would need on my ability check to pass.

Another game I dropped in on had a bard who was like "DM I'm trying to get this person to fuck me" and they're just like "roll a persuasion" and I'm like "knee-ga wat?"

I know some DMs that roll to see if the Bard gets a STD

Reminds me of Fallout 2 where you can be a fluffer if your character is a girl. Every time you work as a fluffer there is a chance you will get the 'Poisoned' debuff, except for some 'unknown' reason you can't ever cure it.

Unironically miss that era, I don't think a major release could have you give head for money and then risk getting a permanent debuff for it. Nerds would cry that it makes the game unfair and too difficult, woke people would cry that it stigmatizes sex work by bringing up the fact that sexually transmitted diseases are commonly spread by people who have lots of sex.

Couldnt you be a porn star in that game if your CHA, STR and AGI was high enough?

Yep! God damn that was a fucking great game

Even cardshitters drama is boring, who cares.

When did these oversized glasses become so popular with thots, and why did noone tell them it looks fucking retarded?

Fuck you. Glasses like tits: bigger is better, as long as they're real. Just put them on my face.

Fun Fact: Lizbeth Eden was the name of the T-slur who's boyfriend attempted to rob a bank in order to pay for her sex change op. This inspired the movie Dog Day Afternoon.

The More You Know...

If she wanted to show kids her titties so bad she should have being a smash streamer