I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
My partner has been one of the most vocal folk I know encouraging people to stay locked in. My partner has been locked in for three solid months. My partner now wants one weekend away out of the city.
His partner is one of the screechers, she just reached her breaking point. She can get fucked. Live by the screech, die by the screech.
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Amen but wait, yesterday I thought this sub was full of Covid pussies?
People are waking up. Nice to see.
Anyone want to hear about a massive fight I started on the underground today and just waltzed off as I could hear shouting and more people getting involved? It was top drama.
OK so it's very sp*rgy and completely my fault. IDK what is wrong with me lately. I don't really feel like I can tell this to anyone else but it CANNOT go to waste.
I haven't been wearing my mask on the tube for so many reasons that I'm done even bothering arguing with pussies anymore, we're here for drama right not sp*rgy covid posting?
I could swear this guy was taking pictures of me this morning. Glancing at me constantly and angling his phone weirdly towards me. I know that sounds like crazy person talk; IDGAF these motherfuckers are out there/I'm actually crazy. I should definitely not have said anything but I just say shit to people before I even know I'm saying it: "Are you taking pictures of me?"
It took him about 2 mins to pluck up courage to say something back which made me laugh, which made things worse. He started to go wild though, he didn't seem to get the link about the mask and people shame posting. He kept saying shit like "you think you a big celebrity or something mate? Why the fuck would I want a picture of you?" He was at a good ten seats away to start with and ended up standing over me showing me his photo reel threateningly pacing back and forth shouting. fucking lul.
The thing is I regretted saying anything immediately, not because I was scared - it was fucking hilarious - but because I completely believed him straight away and knew I was just being overly confrontational by even saying anything, I could see myself reacting the same way in his position. I didn't stand up because I felt really bad and didn't want to escalate. I just kept saying "Ok mate, I believe you, my bad." He wasn't really listening though, he had completely gone.
He eventually chilled and sat down. End of right? Fucking NOT AT ALL, after what felt like a whole minute of silence he decided to say: "You wouldn't have fucking said anything if I wasn't black" which triggered some builder dude to chime in and start telling him to shut the fuck up. I tried to tell that guy not to bother, I got this, you're just going to escalate things but it was already out of my hands. The girl who was sat opposite me immediately tried to stand in between them, some other woman started screaming for everyone to put their masks back on over and over again. She took her mask off to do this obviously.
Builder dude and black dude were forehead to forehead hilariously shouting about whether I'm a racist or not but unfortunately it was my stop. "How do you know he's not a racist?" More people were trying to pull them apart or join in. Others were banging on the window calling for help from staff or police. I quietly slinked off and could hear that the train did not move off immediately like normal, along with escalating shouting and noise.
My r*tardation can lead to beautiful things tbh. AITA?
I told some people I was going camping soon. Got yelled at because of coronavirus or some shit. I think they missed the part where I'm going to be alone in the woods 20 miles from any other human.
Maybe a symptom of coronavirus is loss of critical thinking skills.
IF YOU GO OUTSIDE, EVEN TO THE END OF YOUR DRIVEWAY TO PICK YOUR NEWSPAPER, YOU ARE SENTENCING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO THEIR DEATHS! YOU ARE LITERALLY A MURDERER AND A NAZI!
SPEND YOUR WEEKEND DOING SOMETHING SAFE AND SAVING LIVES INSTEAD, LIKE STANDING SHOULDER-TO-SHOULDER WITH OTHERS PROTESTING AGAINST THE POLICE!
Imagine locking yourself in your room and being miserable for three months so you don’t get the Big Rona, then the other people in your apartment come back from months of living it up and give it to you anyways lol.
My partner has been one of the most vocal folk I know encouraging people to stay locked in. My partner has been locked in for three solid months. My partner now wants one weekend away out of the city. And is so concerned about it that my partner doesn’t even want to stay in a hotel.
My partner has been incredibly kind, compassionate and careful in the face of this pandemic. And I’ll be damned if I allow someone like you to demonize someone like that.
Jesus Christ, how hard is it to use a pronoun every once in a while. It's unironically painful to read "my partner" 5 times in 4 sentences.
Your think that's bad? Look at the cess pool that is r/Brooklyn. It's like moretankiechapo, they think the main city subreddit is overrun with white supremacists right now.
Remind your partner that this is a fucking pandemic and that people are dying at untold numbers and a civil revolution is under way and that going on a holiday is tacky and ghoulish l
This has been every other /r/chicago post since March. It’s constant screeching about seeing people outside, at bars, standing on their fucking patios, standing next to someone.
I don't understand why they didn't preface with "coming to New York to protest/get free gibs from looting" so the dopes in the subreddit would welcome them with open arms lmao
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I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 Chessen113 2020-07-03
I was reading my inbox and 100% thought this was a human comment.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2020-07-03
It was at one point
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-07-03
Lol fun thread. I like how the one doomer boomer can't figure out how to reply to a comment so he just starts a new chain.
1 NumerousEvent 2020-07-03
His partner is one of the screechers, she just reached her breaking point. She can get fucked. Live by the screech, die by the screech.
1 Laca_Shoulda_Started 2020-07-03
This is accurate. I agree with the "stay the fuck home asshole" retard, because this Karen has laid her bed and now should lie in it.
1 cfbWORKING 2020-07-03
Anyone that says partner, I automatically assume they are gay
1 Hoes_very_Mad 2020-07-03
I always assume they're in a regular straight relationship but want to sound woke on reddit
1 Lehk 2020-07-03
I assume that they are too immature and afraid of commitment to get married, but still expect the social benefits of marriage.
1 Hoes_very_Mad 2020-07-03
God I fucking hate those people
Almost as bad as those smug fucks over at r/childfree
1 RicardoRoedor 2020-07-03
they're so in the same vein.
1 Coonass_alt 2020-07-03
That’s pretty gay.
1 cfbWORKING 2020-07-03
Exactly
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-07-03
He did use the word folk...
1 ChapoDestroyer 2020-07-03
I assume it's a straight relationship where the woman is fucking every other male in the ZIP code while the man plays his nintendo switch
1 evokenONE 2020-07-03
Anyone that says folk, is immediately a threat to society.
1 DeathPony07 2020-07-03
I assume they're retarded.
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1 reptilia987 2020-07-03
😂
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2020-07-03
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1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-03
Time will smile kindly on all us non sheep
1 angelohatesjello 2020-07-03
Just wait. 3 years time, all your doomer mates will be rewriting history claiming that they were always skeptical. Fuck them off for good.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-03
Just like the invasion of iraq
1 angelohatesjello 2020-07-03
Most my mates were pretty woke about that at the time to be fair to them.
I've been seriousposting about how times have changed and even lefty raver stoner types don't even question anything.
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1 angelohatesjello 2020-07-03
Amen but wait, yesterday I thought this sub was full of Covid pussies?
People are waking up. Nice to see.
Anyone want to hear about a massive fight I started on the underground today and just waltzed off as I could hear shouting and more people getting involved? It was top drama.
1 Fancy-Assistant 2020-07-03
Spill it
1 angelohatesjello 2020-07-03
OK so it's very sp*rgy and completely my fault. IDK what is wrong with me lately. I don't really feel like I can tell this to anyone else but it CANNOT go to waste.
I haven't been wearing my mask on the tube for so many reasons that I'm done even bothering arguing with pussies anymore, we're here for drama right not sp*rgy covid posting?
I could swear this guy was taking pictures of me this morning. Glancing at me constantly and angling his phone weirdly towards me. I know that sounds like crazy person talk; IDGAF these motherfuckers are out there/I'm actually crazy. I should definitely not have said anything but I just say shit to people before I even know I'm saying it: "Are you taking pictures of me?"
It took him about 2 mins to pluck up courage to say something back which made me laugh, which made things worse. He started to go wild though, he didn't seem to get the link about the mask and people shame posting. He kept saying shit like "you think you a big celebrity or something mate? Why the fuck would I want a picture of you?" He was at a good ten seats away to start with and ended up standing over me showing me his photo reel threateningly pacing back and forth shouting. fucking lul.
The thing is I regretted saying anything immediately, not because I was scared - it was fucking hilarious - but because I completely believed him straight away and knew I was just being overly confrontational by even saying anything, I could see myself reacting the same way in his position. I didn't stand up because I felt really bad and didn't want to escalate. I just kept saying "Ok mate, I believe you, my bad." He wasn't really listening though, he had completely gone.
He eventually chilled and sat down. End of right? Fucking NOT AT ALL, after what felt like a whole minute of silence he decided to say: "You wouldn't have fucking said anything if I wasn't black" which triggered some builder dude to chime in and start telling him to shut the fuck up. I tried to tell that guy not to bother, I got this, you're just going to escalate things but it was already out of my hands. The girl who was sat opposite me immediately tried to stand in between them, some other woman started screaming for everyone to put their masks back on over and over again. She took her mask off to do this obviously.
Builder dude and black dude were forehead to forehead hilariously shouting about whether I'm a racist or not but unfortunately it was my stop. "How do you know he's not a racist?" More people were trying to pull them apart or join in. Others were banging on the window calling for help from staff or police. I quietly slinked off and could hear that the train did not move off immediately like normal, along with escalating shouting and noise.
My r*tardation can lead to beautiful things tbh. AITA?
1 mqL49J 2020-07-03
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1 Msmit71 2020-07-03
Traveling to a protest and being near hundreds or thousands of strangers: totally doesn't spread the virus st all! It's outside!
Traveling to a lake sitting alone outside: You are literally killing people!!!!
1 ABaadPun 2020-07-03
If only it were that easy💅
1 AngstyToast 2020-07-03
Where have you been? Everyone knows the corona selectively kills people in order to cause the most drama.
1 waffen_waffle 2020-07-03
I told some people I was going camping soon. Got yelled at because of coronavirus or some shit. I think they missed the part where I'm going to be alone in the woods 20 miles from any other human.
Maybe a symptom of coronavirus is loss of critical thinking skills.
1 LR_Vegito_Blue 2020-07-03
Redditora are truly and undeniably r-slurred
1 YourBrainIsDumb 2020-07-03
IF YOU GO OUTSIDE, EVEN TO THE END OF YOUR DRIVEWAY TO PICK YOUR NEWSPAPER, YOU ARE SENTENCING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO THEIR DEATHS! YOU ARE LITERALLY A MURDERER AND A NAZI!
SPEND YOUR WEEKEND DOING SOMETHING SAFE AND SAVING LIVES INSTEAD, LIKE STANDING SHOULDER-TO-SHOULDER WITH OTHERS PROTESTING AGAINST THE POLICE!
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-03
Lmao
1 RecallRethuglicans 2020-07-03
You mock but there’s been zero cases linked to the anti-racism protests.
1 PizzaShillsFather 2020-07-03
This is a good point. I think the entire world should protest police brutality for the next month to flatten the curve and end corona once and for all
1 88Phil 2020-07-03
Just put protests in the sidelines of the field and sports can reopen safely
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-03
protesting systemic racism grants you immunity to covid
1 YourBrainIsDumb 2020-07-03
If we all wear BLM shirts, the world can reopen immediately because we'll all be immune!
1 bbshock21 2020-07-03
Every day I am reminded how much I dislike New York
1 GreenBlueEyedDog 2020-07-03
NY is cool as shit. The “people” are the worst
1 Lysis10 2020-07-03
I've been enjoying poor New YAWWWKERS hate on the rich ones who spent their vacation time on Florida beaches and then came back positive. lol
1 fentanyl_peyotl 2020-07-03
Imagine locking yourself in your room and being miserable for three months so you don’t get the Big Rona, then the other people in your apartment come back from months of living it up and give it to you anyways lol.
1 Hoes_very_Mad 2020-07-03
Jesus Christ, how hard is it to use a pronoun every once in a while. It's unironically painful to read "my partner" 5 times in 4 sentences.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-03
its xer
1 Hoes_very_Mad 2020-07-03
I'd still prefer that over this train wreck of a comment
1 Genericshitusername 2020-07-03
how can one person seethe so much
1 cakejerry_B0T 2020-07-03
And another republican is born
1 iamjustaholesir 2020-07-03
My favorite exchange was the person mentioning fire island rentals and the prude gay with The Partner saying it’s mainly guys looking.
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2020-07-03
Eh, it’s like 2 ppl screeching in the thread, and one is just doing it multiple times
1 RoloJP 2020-07-03
Your think that's bad? Look at the cess pool that is r/Brooklyn. It's like moretankiechapo, they think the main city subreddit is overrun with white supremacists right now.
1 Kenilwort 2020-07-03
This has been a theme in all of the hipstercel cities, it's revenge of the nerds and hypochondriacs
1 MindlessPhilosopher0 2020-07-03
I suggest this person go on stay-cation and never return. Hopefully that keeps them at least ... 600 miles away from me at all times.
1 Mistr_MADness 2020-07-03
dramoids don't know how to act smh
1 Shubard75 2020-07-03
NY's rapid quarantine adherents are why NY is slowly recovering while cases in Florida and Texas are getting rapidly worse every day 🤷♂️🤷♂️
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-07-03
what?
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-07-03
MFW the poors think actual people care when they burn down their own neighborhoods.
1 waffen_waffle 2020-07-03
because some zoomers are virtue signaling on their Instagram stories and some millennials are commiting arson it's not ok to get some fresh air sweety
1 D_Legare 2020-07-03
This has been every other /r/chicago post since March. It’s constant screeching about seeing people outside, at bars, standing on their fucking patios, standing next to someone.
God I hate redditors.
1 Pepperglue 2020-07-03
Did cross his mind that the people they encouraged to stay home before were also thinking the same thing he's thinking now.
1 foureyednickfury 2020-07-03
There's a new tourist attraction in town, it's called CHAZ NY
1 Ttgxyolo 2020-07-03
Best part is, he keeps looking for some BBW action
1 My89thAccount 2020-07-03
I don't understand why they didn't preface with "coming to New York to protest/get free gibs from looting" so the dopes in the subreddit would welcome them with open arms lmao
1 East_Onion 2020-07-03
Think after the media was fine with the protest most people realized this whole thing was kinda a silly waste of time