The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
Braxton, 7, had just gotten off a North Pontotoc school bus on Oct. 4, 2016 and was standing in her own driveway when she was hit by an SUV driven by Karen Michelle Carpenter of Saltillo.
Honestly any road over 25mph without pylons or a significant hill is a danger to having your family or yard ruined by a karen in an suv.
My neihbors front yard across the street is a tree farm and in the year I have lived here 3 different ladies driving suvs have rolled off the road. Dozens of trees killed because 50mph is too reasonable of a speed so they need to do 80.
Not one Billy Bob lifted monster truck has ended up in the tree farm but the fact that 3 different 3/4 ton 2016 or newer suvs have says all I need to know about who drives them.
There's nothing more satisfying than avoiding some gigantic SUV or truck while they're doing stupid shit, and then getting to pull alongside of them and see it's driven by a 5'4 mom who can barely see over the steering wheel.
They should let some of them on the edges grow into strong manly protector trees. It's probably not even illegal despite specifically aiming to kill people!
How easy it is to get away with killing people in burgerland and maybe tops get a few years if not instead get a party is hilarious. Like if they nab you selling some coke you're gone forever, mow down a child and we dont want to ruin someone just guz they killed a child 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The case was probably argued as she was trying to swerve to prevent hitting the back of the bus. It’s a legal loophole because hitting the back of the bus puts her at fault, but it’s not a criminal offense to attempt to avoid an accident in a reasonable manner.
My state got rid of grand juries decades ago. It goes to a panel of specialty judges in each district, all criminal complaints are state level. Works pretty well the.
Not necessarily. If you got cleared once, unless the new evidence actually changes anything, you're probably going to get cleared again. The family is just trying to get the woman in jail, so it's entirely possible that the new evidence wasn't particularly damning.
You don’t argue before a grand jury, they work for the state and only interact with prosecutors and witnesses. Defendants aren’t present, don’t get to present a case, and frequently aren’t even allowed to know the proceedings are happening.
A grand jury recommended not pressing charges, twice. I think there’s stuff we don’t know or those technicalities are stronger than they sound - prosecutors don’t just pass on what look like slam dunk cases like this unless they know they’ll lose.
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1 cfbWORKING 2020-07-03
These people have such a need to be right that they will argue over the most pointless shit
1 CumMilkshake 2020-07-03
No they won't, you're totally wrong.
1 cfbWORKING 2020-07-03
No you don't understand, we are making the exact some point and that's why you are completely fucking wrong.
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-07-03
Fuck you dumbass
1 ponypopper 2020-07-03
nukе isrаеl
1 Lysis10 2020-07-03
an actual Karen. Neat.
1 Naziwrecker 2020-07-03
Honestly any road over 25mph without pylons or a significant hill is a danger to having your family or yard ruined by a karen in an suv.
My neihbors front yard across the street is a tree farm and in the year I have lived here 3 different ladies driving suvs have rolled off the road. Dozens of trees killed because 50mph is too reasonable of a speed so they need to do 80.
Not one Billy Bob lifted monster truck has ended up in the tree farm but the fact that 3 different 3/4 ton 2016 or newer suvs have says all I need to know about who drives them.
1 Lysis10 2020-07-03
When I took my motorcycle class, the instructor said to stay away from women in SUVs. lol It's very true.
1 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2020-07-03
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
There's nothing more satisfying than avoiding some gigantic SUV or truck while they're doing stupid shit, and then getting to pull alongside of them and see it's driven by a 5'4 mom who can barely see over the steering wheel.
Stay safe out there.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-07-03
What kind of weakass trees that were that died by the dozens and didn't even absolutely wreck those karens back?
1 Naziwrecker 2020-07-03
Little adorable baby trees.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-07-03
They should let some of them on the edges grow into strong manly protector trees. It's probably not even illegal despite specifically aiming to kill people!
1 foureyednickfury 2020-07-03
Can't, the Karens got to them before they could grow
1 Chapocel 2020-07-03
Maybe a fence made of the big iron jax things on the beach from saving Private Ryan would be more efficient.
1 Pepperglue 2020-07-03
That's ridiculous.
1 -M-o-X- 2020-07-03
How easy it is to get away with killing people in burgerland and maybe tops get a few years if not instead get a party is hilarious. Like if they nab you selling some coke you're gone forever, mow down a child and we dont want to ruin someone just guz they killed a child 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
1 Lmaowuttw 2020-07-03
The case was probably argued as she was trying to swerve to prevent hitting the back of the bus. It’s a legal loophole because hitting the back of the bus puts her at fault, but it’s not a criminal offense to attempt to avoid an accident in a reasonable manner.
In other words, she has a really good lawyer
1 Rivea_ 2020-07-03
Really good lawyer?
I'm retarded and "sir I served to avoid the bus" woulda' been my first choice too.
1 Lmaowuttw 2020-07-03
But to convince a grand jury? It’d take a damn near perfect lawyer to get out of an indictment twice.
1 Return_Of_The_Onion 2020-07-03
Burger legal system is a meme.
1 RollUpMySpliff1 2020-07-03
That’s why we love it
1 Chapocel 2020-07-03
7 year olds HATE this on weird trick
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-07-03
My state got rid of grand juries decades ago. It goes to a panel of specialty judges in each district, all criminal complaints are state level. Works pretty well the.
1 Fancy-Assistant 2020-07-03
The words "jury of your peers" has always scared the shit out of me.
1 Mawawaw 2020-07-03
Not necessarily. If you got cleared once, unless the new evidence actually changes anything, you're probably going to get cleared again. The family is just trying to get the woman in jail, so it's entirely possible that the new evidence wasn't particularly damning.
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-07-03
You don’t argue before a grand jury, they work for the state and only interact with prosecutors and witnesses. Defendants aren’t present, don’t get to present a case, and frequently aren’t even allowed to know the proceedings are happening.
1 Lmaowuttw 2020-07-03
oh true
1 foureyednickfury 2020-07-03
Looks like a shitty prosecutor to me, they didn't even bother to tack on a count of reckless driving leading to death
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-07-03
A grand jury recommended not pressing charges, twice. I think there’s stuff we don’t know or those technicalities are stronger than they sound - prosecutors don’t just pass on what look like slam dunk cases like this unless they know they’ll lose.
1 -M-o-X- 2020-07-03
Means that law has zero teeth lmao
"you were passing"
"I wAs SwErViNg"
"fuck youre free to go"
1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-07-03
go back to twitter
1 ABaadPun 2020-07-03
mayocide now
1 ConnieP_XI 2020-07-03
This is why women shouldn’t be allowed to drive or go to school
1 Hoes_very_Mad 2020-07-03
Female privilege
1 Ravensthrowit 2020-07-03
TIL if it is a legit accident then you are allowed to murder black children in Mississippi.
1 Chapocel 2020-07-03
Today? This is Mississippi, practically state law