r/drama: Imagine if reddit implemented something where reddit gold gave the commenter like $1 of the 5$ and then it got used for money laundering and jeffrey epstein types were laundering $$$ by commenting about how drumpf wants to stack the supreme court with 9 conservatives

Imagine if reddit implemented something where reddit gold gave the commenter like $1 of the 5$ and then it got used for money laundering and jeffrey epstein types were laundering $$$ by commenting about how drumpf wants to stack the supreme court with 9 conservatives

2 2020-07-04 by InnocuousBystander

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9 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2020-07-04

This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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1 aduketsavar 2020-07-04

That's rarted.

You're rarted.

1 ramen_poodle_soup 2020-07-04

Are you implying that this money laundering operation would only save 20% of the money they spend on it? Because if so, it’d be the world’s shittiest money laundering operation.

1 InnocuousBystander 2020-07-04

They would all have stock in conde nast retard

1 ramen_poodle_soup 2020-07-04

Condé Nast isn’t publicly traded

1 InnocuousBystander 2020-07-04

they're multi-million dollar elites who rape children and you think they can't get hold of some conde nast stock?

1 ramen_poodle_soup 2020-07-04

Yeah fair enough

1 CRYSTAL_HYPOTHESIS 2020-07-04

I wonder if spez ever took acid and flew on the lolita express

1 AOC_Gynecologist 2020-07-04

If the main heroes are uber woke jannies, you easily could get published by a major publisher (unironically not even YA).

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