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There's also a British flag on the New Zealand flag but that doesn't give that antediluvian queen of yours any right to stick her spindly fingers into the affairs of of elves and hobbits.
you couldn't win against simple farmers in vietnam, or cave people in afghanistan. What makes you think you'd have an ounce of a chance against any (kind of) well developed country?
O wow a flag. Now show the inside of the moon that the zionists hollowed out for a base. They only even let the americans have it because the flag is part of their eruv.
This sub is like the inverse of r/europe -- yuropoors live in your heads rent free.
Hope everyone had a good 4th of July. No, really, I hope you had a good day, I know it's a big holiday for you guys. No idea why some of you are seething about Europe instead of just enjoying it.
I realize that as a Bong, English is probably not your native language, but the word you were looking for was gloating, not seething. We are gloating about how superior Burgerland is to Bongistan and your neighboring Europoor filth.
We are gloating about how superior Burgerland is to Bongistan and your neighboring Europoor filth.
Yeah, r/europe do that too, it's usually called smugposting though.
To be fair I shouldn't judge American dramatards too harshly. It's like how femoids shriek all day on social media when valentine's day rolls around. It's difficult to just enjoy the day when everyone else gets to spend it with loved ones, whilst you're on Reddit.
I actually feel kind of bad now. Don't worry, it's okay, I'll help. "Uh, have you got a loicense for that bicycle wheel, m8?" -- am I doing it right?
I can go harder, I think. Pretty sure I can write out this entire burger vs. bong argument on my own by now, with an entire section on WW2. I'll do it too. I have this flair for a reason.
In all seriousness I honestly don't get it. I regularly mock my own country, it's not exactly hard, but burgers on drama seem obsessed with Europe, all the while acting like everyone else is mad.
I guess when you're present is shit, and your future is even worse, all you've got left is indulging yourself in memories of when you were once relevant.
I'm reminded of how the Bongs love to cry over maps of their lost empire.
Broke: The US sending astronauts to the moon was the greatest achievement in human history. HOOOAHH MUHREENS!
Woke: The US spent billions of dollars creating some of the most sophisticated and advanced managerial and technical systems in human history to put some meatbags on Earth's largest natural satellite, an entirely pointless achievement that should've been just the first step in a decades-long expansion into space. Instead it was the last.
There was no economic outcome. No permanent base on the Moon that could be a stepping stone to greater things.
There was no scientific outcome. We learnt that the moon has rocks on it. We didn't even develop any useful technology from the Moon mission: all the useful technologies only required Low Earth orbit.
The outcome was solely political. The US showed that it had better German scientists and proved that Sputnik was a blip, not a trend. They weren't stupid, just lazy!
The Moon mission was supposed to be the beginnning of something grand. Set up a permanant base there, then Mars by 1980 and asteroid exploitation shortly after. Humanity would become an interplanetary species and the threat of nuclear annihalation would be mitigated. This is what von Braun and so on thought would happen. Why else would you spend billions on a space program other than to become a spacefaring civilization? Instead the US decided that it had shown the Soviet Union that it had a bigger benis and quit while they were ahead. NASA lost its drive and turned into a bureaucracy.
The Moon Mission is the greatest humiliation in US history. It shows how pathetic and retarded the US government is. They're like an autistic shounen MC who gets cucked by a chad and goes on a multi-season training arc to develop mystical powers and unearth lost techniques. Finally he returns and defeats his adversary in a legendary duel. Then he forgets everything he's learnt and goes back to normal, celebrating his past achievement instead of actually building on it.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-07-05
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1 MagicHoudini 2020-07-05
Decades of solar exposure transformed that flag into the French one.
1 ponypopper 2020-07-05
cope
1 Cockroach-Lord 2020-07-05
If only the actual French would go there😔
1 theworstever 2020-07-05
The French became irredeemable when de Gaulle died.
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1 Gosu-No-Pico 2020-07-05
am French and was gonna seethe at the arrogant amerimutts in this thread but this comment is true and blackpilling so imma let it fly for today.
happy 4th f-slurs (apparently swearing is not allowed in this sub ? lol trash)
1 ManBearFridge 2020-07-05
Le cigarettes
1 ponypopper 2020-07-05
god bless merica and no one else 😎😎😎 Roll motherfuckin Tide 😎😎😎
1 problematicUnpack 2020-07-05
Generally I say fuck bama. But on this blessed day we can all say roll tide. Only because it is not autumn.
1 ponypopper 2020-07-05
war damn eagle 😎
1 flexharder 2020-07-05
Damm too bad you cant type out Rick Flares.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-07-05
Whenever a europoor is getting uppity, gently remind them they are irrelevant until they put their flag on the moon
1 Infidel6 2020-07-05
Bongs are just mad because US was smart enough to get away from Europe before Germany decided to shit all over the place.
1 Gilliex 2020-07-05
There is a British flag on the moon though
1 Infidel6 2020-07-05
There's also a British flag on the New Zealand flag but that doesn't give that antediluvian queen of yours any right to stick her spindly fingers into the affairs of of elves and hobbits.
1 Gilliex 2020-07-05
I mean the Queen is the Head of State of New Zealand
1 Infidel6 2020-07-05
I will concede that I am retarded, but now I hate the British Royals even more.
1 TellMeToStudyPls 2020-07-05
I hope you can find the solution to affordable medicare, education debt and school shootings up there! 🥺
1 TriniumSeven 2020-07-05
Better start learning Russian, europoor.
;) /s
1 TellMeToStudyPls 2020-07-05
you couldn't win against simple farmers in vietnam, or cave people in afghanistan. What makes you think you'd have an ounce of a chance against any (kind of) well developed country?
Seethe harder amerifat.
1 TriniumSeven 2020-07-05
Lol I like this response.
1 K_Higgins_227 2020-07-05
“Couldn’t win against simple farmers in Vietnam”
Well, we could’ve, it we wanted to eliminate their population. We just didn’t. They should thank us.
1 TellMeToStudyPls 2020-07-05
Keep telling yourself that.🤣
1 Zero5urvivers 2020-07-05
This is cope
1 failurehuman 2020-07-05
Man if u just posted better dead than red this comment wouldn't indicate massive seethe
1 K_Higgins_227 2020-07-05
Yeah yikes, kinda forgot what sub I was on
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-07-05
Europoors seething
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-07-05
Just have insurance
Stop going to private schools for meme degrees
Those meant to survive will survive
Read above
Anything else?
1 Zozbot 2020-07-05
zoz
1 Zozbot 2020-07-05
zle
1 Zozbot 2020-07-05
zozzle
1 TellMeToStudyPls 2020-07-05
are you one of the rich though? Because seems like you are sucking their cock, yet not gaining any of these benefits you speak of.
And if you are, then paypal me, sweaty.💋
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-07-05
Imagine being poor LMAO
1 TellMeToStudyPls 2020-07-05
I'm imagining it, now what?
1 -SaltineAmerican- 2020-07-05
Lmao, Americans broke enough to have the median income of any europoor nation do have free healthcare through medicade.
1 CommissarCletus 2020-07-05
Do you just seethe in every euro-related thread?
1 Gilliex 2020-07-05
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-nottinghamshire-47818315/why-is-there-a-union-jack-on-the-moon
Britain has a flag on the moon too. One that hasn't been washed out by radiation either.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-07-05
Some Angl* with a box of Crayolas doesn't count
1 10z20Luka 2020-07-05
Retardation aside, that's a really endearing clip/old dude.
1 MrWaterhead 2020-07-05
Lol NASA was built by Germans
1 kikidowndablocc 2020-07-05
Lol this is fake theres no wind on the moon bro whys it waving like that🤔😂 Kubrick ur busted pal!
1 onafriday 2020-07-05
o7 🇺🇸
1 Amour_cok 2020-07-05
They are so ready to bring up school shootings right now
1 Platycel 2020-07-05
I'm waiting for them to bring up school shootings so I can show off crime statistics for a combo
1 Wewraw 2020-07-05
Their economies would collapse if burgers didn’t visit in the first place.
1 Hixrabbit 2020-07-05
Their economy would collapse if Germany decided to stop cucking itself
1 bussy_queen 2020-07-05
Never met a burger in Europe. Must be the fact that burgers get 1 day off a year lmao
1 Platycel 2020-07-05
Oh my
1 waffen_waffle 2020-07-05
That's when you hit em with the Marshal Plan
1 SlimjobDopamine 2020-07-05
All countries matter lmao gotem
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2020-07-05
O wow a flag. Now show the inside of the moon that the zionists hollowed out for a base. They only even let the americans have it because the flag is part of their eruv.
1 ponypopper 2020-07-05
they only hollowed it out for the cheese
1 Wewraw 2020-07-05
Hummus.
1 Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-05
This sub is like the inverse of r/europe -- yuropoors live in your heads rent free.
Hope everyone had a good 4th of July. No, really, I hope you had a good day, I know it's a big holiday for you guys. No idea why some of you are seething about Europe instead of just enjoying it.
1 VanillaReign 2020-07-05
I realize that as a Bong, English is probably not your native language, but the word you were looking for was gloating, not seething. We are gloating about how superior Burgerland is to Bongistan and your neighboring Europoor filth.
1 Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-05
Yeah, r/europe do that too, it's usually called smugposting though.
To be fair I shouldn't judge American dramatards too harshly. It's like how femoids shriek all day on social media when valentine's day rolls around. It's difficult to just enjoy the day when everyone else gets to spend it with loved ones, whilst you're on Reddit.
I actually feel kind of bad now. Don't worry, it's okay, I'll help. "Uh, have you got a loicense for that bicycle wheel, m8?" -- am I doing it right?
1 VanillaReign 2020-07-05
😘
1 RollUpMySpliff1 2020-07-05
This is the hardest seethe I’ve seen in days
1 Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-05
I can go harder, I think. Pretty sure I can write out this entire burger vs. bong argument on my own by now, with an entire section on WW2. I'll do it too. I have this flair for a reason.
In all seriousness I honestly don't get it. I regularly mock my own country, it's not exactly hard, but burgers on drama seem obsessed with Europe, all the while acting like everyone else is mad.
1 I_Must_Bust 2020-07-05
USA baby time for europoors, africucks, asi*ns (second best tbh you guys are okay), etc to neck themselves
1 alakavat 2020-07-05
https://imgur.com/EEi0tuk
1 Shawn_666 2020-07-05
That is the flag I want draped over my casket
1 rm6290 2020-07-05
I could make a photo of a fake flag on a fake moon.but why would I stoop to your level. The moon landing was a scam people
1 t0pcheeze 2020-07-05
No
1 chocolarity 2020-07-05
Landing on stupid shit like Moons is for dumbasses, the real pros land on fast moving astroids 🇪🇺
1 redrocketfapper 2020-07-05
We still lost the space race to Russia
1 jannitalia 2020-07-05
No problem, I took it from Iron Sky
1 DaySee 2020-07-05
Great movie, too bad the sequel was so fucking awful.
1 problematicUnpack 2020-07-05
I apologize for the serious post... But fuck I'm glad we went to the Moon. We have our share of problems... But damn, an American was on the moon.
1 likemike2348 2020-07-05
I think it's interesting when a europoor comments about America. We don't think or care about any of you at all but you have so much to say about us.
1 bumshecksagogo 2020-07-05
I found this pic of the American flag planted in a movie studio: https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=R265GIre&id=536F8F7DA55C5EF81169B76122FA25A96831A096&thid=OIP.R265GIreWo_MgIB-xKt6EwHaE6&mediaurl=http%3a%2f%2fwww.collectspace.com%2fimages%2fnews-081614c-lg.jpg&exph=848&expw=1280&q=american+flag+on+moon&simid=607986327517071348&ck=7C05249210F3BC9DF9BDAF1EC87E5F42&selectedIndex=0&PC=U316&ajaxhist=0
Looks fake as fuck. Planet where Kirk fought the Gorn was ten times more realistic.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2020-07-05
this is what americucks actualy believe
1 shitpersonality 2020-07-05
https://imgur.com/a/zhcyiD9
1 emc1014 2020-07-05
Right now our country has been sold to Russia, so not sure what to fly anymore
1 fernguts 2020-07-05
I guess when you're present is shit, and your future is even worse, all you've got left is indulging yourself in memories of when you were once relevant.
I'm reminded of how the Bongs love to cry over maps of their lost empire.
1 MoreFromIsAnnoying 2020-07-05
Cope
1 InconspicuousWolf 2020-07-05
https://imgur.com/AYMT0N9
Kazakh #1
1 bumshecksagogo 2020-07-05
https://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/c/cn_moon.jpg
1 alphanumericsprawl 2020-07-05
Broke: The US sending astronauts to the moon was the greatest achievement in human history. HOOOAHH MUHREENS!
Woke: The US spent billions of dollars creating some of the most sophisticated and advanced managerial and technical systems in human history to put some meatbags on Earth's largest natural satellite, an entirely pointless achievement that should've been just the first step in a decades-long expansion into space. Instead it was the last.
There was no economic outcome. No permanent base on the Moon that could be a stepping stone to greater things.
There was no scientific outcome. We learnt that the moon has rocks on it. We didn't even develop any useful technology from the Moon mission: all the useful technologies only required Low Earth orbit.
The outcome was solely political. The US showed that it had better German scientists and proved that Sputnik was a blip, not a trend. They weren't stupid, just lazy!
The Moon mission was supposed to be the beginnning of something grand. Set up a permanant base there, then Mars by 1980 and asteroid exploitation shortly after. Humanity would become an interplanetary species and the threat of nuclear annihalation would be mitigated. This is what von Braun and so on thought would happen. Why else would you spend billions on a space program other than to become a spacefaring civilization? Instead the US decided that it had shown the Soviet Union that it had a bigger benis and quit while they were ahead. NASA lost its drive and turned into a bureaucracy.
The Moon Mission is the greatest humiliation in US history. It shows how pathetic and retarded the US government is. They're like an autistic shounen MC who gets cucked by a chad and goes on a multi-season training arc to develop mystical powers and unearth lost techniques. Finally he returns and defeats his adversary in a legendary duel. Then he forgets everything he's learnt and goes back to normal, celebrating his past achievement instead of actually building on it.
TLDR: America bad