Militia Larpers are here now

16  2020-07-05 by Amour_cok

78 comments

Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser.

Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.

Snapshots:

  1. Militia Larpers are here now - archive.org, archive.today

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Either snappy has become fully sentient or the mods are controlling him. Been too on point lately.

Oh shit. That's actually a lot of them.

More than I thought there would be interested to see how this turns out

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The fact that they got them all to stand in rows and be silent means they're the most organised leftist organisation to exist in the west since the 1940's.

Some ground rules and points of privilege:

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Thank you comrades!

more like podium girl can have the point of this dick 😏🤣🤣

too bad she’s a dsa retard tho, 2 wolves inside you about art hoes and all that 🤔😓🤭

And this ladies and gentlemen is what rich liberal college kids look like when they're LARPing as socialists.

at some point it ceases to be larping, and its probably around now

Seemingly conservatives are getting a little afraid that years of anti-government militia larping is being turned right back on them.

Settle down pizza.

Based.

What do you have in the gun safe, Pizza?

I've obtained 3 new ARs in the last year.

Based. Chambered in different calibers?

Armor piercing for rightoids (for the layers of fat) and subsonic for leftoids (so they don't get anxiety attacks from loud noises)

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The million Naruto avatar march

Everyone of these guys is trying to get a hug

Ngl I don't think Hitler said that.

What? You don't think he was in the smoke pit with all the privates and smokin and jokin around all day?

hitler was a hotep, he was actually trying to end systemic racism in America

Hot take. I want a snappy quote of this.

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When conspiracels point to Free Masons but don't acknowledge the Nazis had a literal Satanist in their upper echelon smh

a literal Satanist

Yeah but satan isn't real. He's a character that somebody made up. Now, the shapeshifting lizard aliens - that's who you need to be worried about.

Oh, how silly of me to forget! Thank you kindly for reminding me to stick to the true path, comrade. :3

gods jewels = jews

Holy.... I want more

Yeah, I'm thinking based

Wasn't stone mountain basically sacred ground for the KKK? Pretty based move tbh.

stone mountain the city is a basketball-american suburb

considering that the monument is 400 feet off the ground it's probably immune to vandalism/defacement, and the state government seems unlikely to vote for its removal

on the other hand, confederate monuments are cringe, so godspeed to these dudes

Couldn’t they just fire guns into it?

Sure we're a lot of rifles without even iron sights in that battlion...

Sights add unnecessary weight.

Or whoever bought those rifles didn't take into account that they were optics ready before handing them out.

They just gonna hold the guns sideways anyway.

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I’ve never known a racist proud boy tbh.

99% chance this goes nowhere and if other people show up they’ll just stare at each other for awhile cause nobody actually wants to be in a shootout.

1% chance for a little bit of boog😳 maybe just a little smidgin just a taste perhaps😳😳😳?

They better fuck around

Dance Party 2020

Unless they show up to one of those compounds the chances are nil.

There's a piece of my brain telling me I should not like the name Not Fucking Around Coalition but I do.

Eh, makes me thing they're just fucking around to be honest. Still a better name than Proud Boys.

Proud Boys just sounds extremely racist lol. Thats the main problem with it. If you find someone who has never heard of that organization I guarantee they will guess it is white people from the south.

Sounds extremely gay, lmao. Unironically if I heard about an organization called the proud boys before all of this, I would have assumed it was a bunch of people who were proud of how gay they are.

Well my mind jumps to racist rednecks and yours jumps to bussy lol. I can see your point though.

It's meant to sound gay, it's based off a broadway play song who Gavin thought was the gayest song ever. People forget that Proud boys was mostly started as a joke.

N-FAC just rolls right off the tongue

Not Fucking Around Coalition has big anti-fed energy

I'm guessing that this is another case where the Proud Boys and the other heavily armed White Folks don't believe in equity.

"I demand you fight for me, you inbred, backwards, hateful, privileged, limp-dicked, retards."

This is a bold tactic. Is there a name for it? Reverse-Machiavellian, perhaps.

Huh?

What?

How are you misreading this so badly?

so...literal terrorists?

Shut up mayo

Make me, mayo.

They commin' for ya

I don’t support any form of boogitry

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Neat

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we're in your house

stone mountain is black as fuck. They should go to Kennesaw if they really want to fight.

Muricans btw 🤭🤭

In any other country this would be considered insane and they'd all be arrested but muh freedoms i guess....

If you think this is insane no wonder our country has been able to become a super power

Rooting for China in WWIII at this point ngl

Yes! All will come to appreciate the warm embrace of papa Xi!

They look scary but I’m putting my money on the actual skin head, roided out neo nazi groups who don’t even use social media to take them all out, if they fought.

It's mostly toothless hicks now tbh.

If you're not putting your money on the side with the meth heads, you're basically throwing it away. Those hicks are more focused on killing black people than you've ever seen before!

It would be pure joy in my heart of both sides fought it out

You'll notice that they didn't actually go to any redneck and white neighborhoods lmao

They don't fuck around where castle doctrine applies in general.

Exactly

I guess a trailer park would make for a better setting than a whitoid monument park to racist wankers?

Estimates of the racial makeup of the city are 73% African-American/Black

why do they march in city that is 3/4 black if they want to fight whites?

LARP