Wasnt asking you, cretin.

Let me speak in your language of Cretin Retardian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.

Ok...ahem

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For people who arent Cretin Retardians, that translates to:

Go fuck your Dad's dick hole like the good little sperm you are

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M2K is super autistic. I’m not surprised he did this because he genuinely struggles in most social situations. Him being good at smash I’d because he was a savant that would play bots and pretend that they were reacting how he would react in situations

I didn’t watch the video honestly. #MeTooing M2K is literally just bullying a retard though. He isn’t capable of properly defending himself

but he literally did defend himself completely. do you got a vendetta against the guy or something 🤔

Probably

He is mildly autistic (which is very impactful on his quality of life) and is very talented but he isn't a savant, that's a misconception of what autistic savants are

mildly

He has a caretaker lmao

Do you think this is an example of the more severe types of autism? Because if you do you're really dumb

There is a middle ground between severe and mild

What he has would often be considered "mild" even though it is significantly impactful

No, anone so retarded they cant take care of themselves is far from mildly retarded. Thats pretty severe.

He is not retarded; he doesn't have an intellectual disability as that is not the kind of autism he has

I just typed this and realised I am not talking in a place for normal people so you are not going to look beyond your preconceptions

Don't tell him about this: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4530408/

You hate to see it. When a man can't bust a fat one, is he even a man?

It's so sad and ironic.

He's a smash player but he can't smash irl 😢😭

I mean most smash players probably aren’t gonna be smashing irl anyways

I'd rather be a virgin than a pedo or predator like a good amount of the top players/commentators are turning out to be.

More for the rest of us 👨‍👧

not legally

Why is everyone just taking his word that he can't nut. That's a coomer hairline if I've ever seen one.

Well if you were about to be canceled it seems like the perfect lie since no one's even asked him to prove it.

1. No woman ever has watched anything about streaming so they wouldn't know.

2. Imagine unironically admitting to liking gussy.

Dude, out of all the defenses against sexual assault allegations, telling the world that I can't bust a nut isn't even on the list.

Why would anyone admit they can't sweat if they could?

He wrote about it in his book 2 years ago.

Why'd he have to put the video out if all the people who read his book already knew?

Because people are retarded

people who read his book

Lol who would ever read that book though...

evidently, nobody, because he had to make this video and explain things a second time!

Lol cooming doesn’t make you bald, genetics does

Any proof or are you just going to throw around wild theories?

Its not a theory 😐

If you’re going to go bald not cooming isn’t gonna help. The g*ymer this thread is about can’t jerk off and he’s completely bald at 31.

Cope

Baldcells that think nofap will bring their hair back are the real copers

post hairline, folliclecel

Better yet, just never nut again, after the fourth week some people even begin to imagine they have magic powers.

You can alter your genes by cooming, it's called epigenetics

for follically challenged bros, I recommend nioxin shampoo and eating fish regularly. You may be fucked on the genetics roll, but that's no reason to go down without a fight.

Trying to stop one’s genetic predisposition to balding is the ultimate cope. Just either let it happen naturally or shave it.

If you're a hairlet then either get a finasteride script or give up and shave

Because he is literally autistic, and people feel bad for him. He also can’t lie, so there’s that going for him.

Are you volunteering to blow him so we can all find out?

hold it babe, I'm watching a 20min video about a dude talking about his dick problems

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/562/649/6f0.jpg

😂

It seems I need to retract a previous statement I made. It turns out not all g*mers are pedophiles.

Some are eunuchs.

Dammnnn. I grew up playing smash brothers when melee was a big deal. Hanging out on gamefaqs and smashboards as a kid, sharing smash vids on AIM, visiting each others angelfire sites and shit. M2K is one of the OG's. He was always fun to root for since he was autistic and we liked to think of him as a smash savant.

When all this #metoo shit happened with the smash brothers community I heard about it and I was kinda relieved to see I didn't recognize any of the names on the list.

Then this shit pops up. I haven't seen this M2K dude on video in forever. He's looking old! We are all old farts now. Anyway shit sucks about his penor man I can't imagine. Circumcising is such a weird, barbaric thing to do.

TLDW?

But why can't he coom?

I'm not watching a 23-minute video on M2K's dick.

masterlawlz hentai

link pls

botched circumcision made it nearly imposible for him to coom

Botched Jewish pemis cutting ritual

Smash player

pp don't werk

It’s time to Swat the smash community

Wait, are you saying the allegation from a twitter random about a story he heard as a rumour from a friend who knew a Smash player that told him this happened to some girl wasn't actually true?

No, really, that's the chain here. A friend of a friend of a smash player who said it happened to someone else. The accusing random hasn't spoken to that Smash player in the last 5 years, he now admits.

https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sracdd

Imagine going outside and interacting with femoids in 2020. It's like you want to be cancelled.

Imagine going outside and interacting with femoids in 2020. It's like you want to be cancelled.

This one of the reason behind why we need homofascism. Fight back western man.

There is so real drama in their debating the old peepee snip if you sort by controversial

Unfortunately for him his physical appearance is against him. You look at him and think "guilty" tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAeauGC6R4U&feature=youtu.be&t=228