The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
Please tell me you were only being ironically retarded.
>This is an entertainment website written to satirize news events, politics, and popular faces and ideas, and to provide commentary on social attitudes and trends.
Imagine thinking this possibility is shocking. Corona would be a super convenient way to suicide her. Not even just the people that want her ded, but witness protection. Also, imagine clicking fake news
Imagine evaluating the legitimacy of your news based solely on whether you like the headline. You swallowed that one faster than a crackwhore looking for her next fix.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-07-05
The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
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1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-07-05
Top-tier source, right there
1 cakejerry_B0T 2020-07-05
Tbf if this is real, at least they are getting creative. Suicides are
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1 VanillaReign 2020-07-05
>if
Please tell me you were only being ironically retarded.
>This is an entertainment website written to satirize news events, politics, and popular faces and ideas, and to provide commentary on social attitudes and trends.
1 cakejerry_B0T 2020-07-05
Imagine thinking this possibility is shocking. Corona would be a super convenient way to suicide her. Not even just the people that want her ded, but witness protection. Also, imagine clicking fake news
1 VanillaReign 2020-07-05
Imagine evaluating the legitimacy of your news based solely on whether you like the headline. You swallowed that one faster than a crackwhore looking for her next fix.
1 jubbergun 2020-07-05
Don't bring The New York Times into this, we're discussing a badly done satire site.
1 bumshecksagogo 2020-07-05
I myself enjoy observing brown valleys. Who needs lube when nature provides shit?
1 Aishas_9yo_Consent 2020-07-05
Thanks, I got to laugh today
1 respaaaaaj 2020-07-05
A second person accused of proving Tr*mp child hookers about to die in Barr's custody? Better blame the Clintons!
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-07-05
Oh this is rich. She just happens to be the 0.5% right? What luck.
1 Lysis10 2020-07-05
lol her ventilator will suddenly be non-functional and she will die as doctors just happened to not be on call or available that day.
1 JustAThrowaway4563 2020-07-05
https://brownvalleyobserver.com/disclaimer/
Falling for a bad satire site is the sign of being an NPC. OUT OUT OUT