Bong Appreciation
1 2020-07-06 by Bucking_Fastard
Now that all you ๐s have sobered up (after consuming your piss water weak ass beer) its about time you all thanked the people who made this all possible.
Thats right lardo, without the bongs you fat fucks would have no reason to celebrate, consume your own body weight in shitty processed garbage food and detonating cheap Chinese explosives.
We bongs understand that you tubby cunts think you're all special, but feel you ought to take a moment to thank us for that time we took a day off from ruling the world and let the porkers have their own country. Without us, none of this would have been possible.
So hoist your gargantuan gut out of bed, wipe the grease from your chins (yes all of them you fucking gluttonous reprobate) and give a heartfelt thank you to all of the proud brits (not the Irish, potato scum can get to fuck) or arr slash drama.
47 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2020-07-06
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1 deliciousbrap 2020-07-06
You posting this implies you think anyone wants to know what a bong thinks or feels, but that's just not true though, sorry.
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
Strange way of saying thank you but you're welcome nonetheless.
1 aonome 2020-07-06
Keep talking English yank
1 N0ahface 2020-07-06
How does it feel when you're switching your 13 year old daughter's phone from Urdu back to English and you have to hit a button that says ๐บ๐ฒEnglish?
1 aonome 2020-07-06
I don't even know what UM English means
edit: the flag didn't show up, we don't have american flags on language selection in Europe, yank. It's the union jack always
1 deliciousbrap 2020-07-06
I'm Australian you bong. Go eat some black pudding or some shit and kys
1 fuckedupridiculant 2020-07-06
Army advertisements in the US still feature scenes of people shooting red coats during the 1700s. Who would have thought that butthurt would last 300 years?
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
How ungrateful. If it weren't for us they'd still be worshipping tortoises and trying to figure out how to say "Bussy" in smoke signals.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-07-06
Better than being a filthy bong
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
Now now tubbs, no need to be rude. You're just cranky because you can't afford your insulin aren't you.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-07-06
I don't need insulin because I actually eat right and am fairly active. Quit projecting you buck toothed malignant loafer
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
Of course you do flabby. We believe you.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-07-06
The only flabby things here are your limp wrists as you furiously type away
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
There no fury here my rotund friend. I'm perfectly relaxed and thoroughly enjoying myself.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-07-06
Good! I am too. Let's point and laugh at the poorcel countries together
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
Jolly good! May I suggest ee start with the Irish. They truly are a barbarous people.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-07-06
Legend has it that had they not been introduced to whiskey they'd be an advanced country with flying cars and all
1 CommyMomyIlluminati 2020-07-06
Lmao the Protestant British are just Irish who were too poor to pay for indulgences
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1 TayloTayloBookito 2020-07-06
Listen here, snaggleteeth. Weโve got a preemptive drone strike with your name on it if you donโt shut your mutton pie hole.
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
You yanks and your offbeat humour. You're welcome chubs ๐
1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-07-06
Bongs are not people
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
You're welcome ๐ xxx
1 pepperouchau 2020-07-06
The fact that we're so fat and lazy and yet still more relevant than the UK makes it that much more embarrassing for you
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
You're welcome paunchy โค
1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-07-06
Bongs make posts like this after every disgusting meal. If you're a fan of different shades of gruel and calling things with common names your own unique and stupid name like lorry, then britbongistan is for you.
1 respaaaaaj 2020-07-06
Yeah thank you for being so fucking incompetent you lost control of your only relevant western hemisphere colony to a bunch of frogs and "fat fucks who consume their own body weight in shitty garbage food".
Also imagine being a bong and talking shit about food when your best food is knock off Indian food from Scotland. It never even began for perfidious albion.
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
You're welcome Mr Piggy Tits ๐
1 respaaaaaj 2020-07-06
Enjoy your beans on toast and cultural pedophilia bong.
1 -SaltineAmerican- 2020-07-06
I digress, but bong food really is disgusting. Lots of boiled flesh and organ meat. That breakfast of beans and toast they are so proud of is revolting. What even is the point of the halved tomato? Just more fluids to run together and congeal? I understand why they think fried fish and potatoes are special with that sort of cuisine.
1 wizdumb337 2020-07-06
This post offended me. I have notified the bong law enforcement and they informed me they will investigate your ISP. I hope you have a loicense .
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
My shitpost loicense is fully up to date I'll have you know.
1 Mrtheliger 2020-07-06
I'm confused, are crumpets so obsessed with us that they think we would ever even consider them as someone to thank? Is that genuinely what you think? Rent free doesn't even begin to describe it
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
Without us you'd still be living in tents and shitting in the woods. You're welcome chunk ๐
1 Mrtheliger 2020-07-06
I'm confused
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
๐s default state
1 GeminiRocket 2020-07-06
Fuck anglos ""people" ". The few only good ones are living in Scotland, like uncle scrooge ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
1 Bucking_Fastard 2020-07-06
The Scots truly are the finest of people.
1 Bummunism 2020-07-06
Let me tell you about my boy Hume
1 Redactor0 2020-07-06
The only foreigner Americans owe anything to.
2 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-07-06
Based frog.
3 Redactor0 2020-07-06
I was exaggerating, there's a hell of a lot of Poles who also should be on that list as well as well as people who were born in Britain but were our kind of people.
3 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-07-06
Well yeah. Von Steuban deserves a nod for example.
Lafayette was a true bro though, he really does deserve a lot of recognition.
2 Bummunism 2020-07-06
We owe our Republic to Locke and Rousseau.
1 heirofflint 2020-07-06
The sun set on the British Empire a long time ago. All that's left is an endless night for you. Have fun.
1 Homofascism 2020-07-06
Anglos are the reason napoleon lost. And I will never forgive them for it.