every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src

Snapshots:

1. Neville Longbottom turns to potion ... - archive.org, archive.today

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He claims that his potion worked, but he still isn't happy. Instead of telling him to "have sex," the witches are telling him to "dilate" instead.

Dilate might be good advice. Once you've got an eight inch dildo up your anus, you are fearless.

But not very mobile.

My dude out here scoring slash smelling like a salad.

A true king.

[Bitches love salad]

(https://duckduckgo.com/?q=women+smiling+at+salad&t=braveed&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F2eUm3U1jf9c%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg)[Hmmmm]

dudes rock

> I mixed dill with olive oil and charged it, and I've been smearing it on my skin in the morning. Women at work have been acting different

You're covered in oil and smell like dill retard

and chicks dig it

Maybe the large ones do

He should use ranch next

If you cover your dick in ranch a country girl will be drawn to you and will lick it off

charged it

Im curious about this bit.

\tfw your olive oil is uncharged

My life will never be complete

ah damn I always forget which part of the olive oil the red jumper cable goes on and which part the black jumper cable goes on.

On the bright side, your kitchen and garage aren't on fire.

black jumper cable

Racist piece of shit

I always thought it was racist that the white or red in electricity was considered positive and the black wire was considered negative.

doesn't even activate his almonds

Why yes my almonds are activated how could you tell? My olive oil? Charged of course.

Why it probably just means he casted a spell on it

he casted a spell on it

That's the part that I'm curious about.

Ever charge your JO crystal? Same method

He just cummed into it.

He blessed it and transferred intention

Imagine being a man in 2020 without charging your olive oil

Is it like activating your almonds?

Charge your JO oil dweeb

He forgot to activate it.

Dumbass used extra virgin olive oil

powerful breadbasket aura

I think maybe focus on more self love rituals and techniques :)

Subtle way of telling him to go fuck himself.

Anyone know any good spells to charge a fleshlight?

Like litteraly, telling him to m*sturbate.

Are Harry Potter references allowed in this sub?? Police! Police!!

confirmation bias and placebo effect make a hell of a cocktail

These are the same dingleberries that unironically post shit like "We are the daughters of the witches you burned" and it's hysterical

Oliver Cromwell did nothing wrong.

Hibernians tho he failed humanity there

potaton0ggers deserved it

I will give the Bongs this: at least they aren't Irish.

Counterargument. The bongs and us remain in a perfect symbiosis of killing eachother over some bullshit that happened 800 years ago. Without one the other would spread out of control.

We all saw what happened in the 19th century when Bongism spread out of control.

Imagine a world ruled by the Irish...

King James killed the witches dude.

Oliver Cromwell actually had the Witchfinder General killed.

Ayo Lebron dunked on those witches.

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High church Arminian crypto-papist cope.

Oliver Cromwell was Armenian? I thought he was from Cambridgeshire.

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That's the Armenia of the UK.

Excuse me, I think you'll find that is Northern Ireland.

I thought the Witchfinder General died of poor health. The crazy thing was that he was super young - he started in his mid-20s and died before the age of 30. He published a Q&A you can now read online, btw

Fuck knows. I thought he got axed to death by the guy who played The Saint after Roger Moore went off to do Bond films. Also; he looked a lot like Vincent Price.

I assumed he was going to use Flunitrazepam

He's using the wrong kind of potion. Use tren.

Imagine the size of his tits then.

Yup external validation does nothing when you can’t give it to yourself in the first place, I think maybe focus on more self love rituals and techniques

He just wants to get laid god damn. Why are w*men like this? They'll say this shit but then throw a hissy fit in they don't get their snatches vaporized for a week.

Women don’t know what it means to be lonely men don’t know what it means to be harassed

What a ~~bitch ~~ witch.

Yup external validation does nothing when you can’t give it to yourself in the first place, I think maybe focus on more self love rituals and techniques :)

So eating?

Man don’t compare my man Neville to this autist

Was he the ginger one?

I'm all for inclusivity and positive depictions of minorities but ginger people should be enslaved and sent down the salt mines like they were in Roman times.

Nah he was the one with the frog

Yeah reading the title at first I thought it was going to be an allegation that Matt Lewis (Neville actor) was drugging up girls in a night club or something. Which makes no sense considering he's pretty much a Chad now.

Read another book

Oi Harry you're a wizard.

You're a focaccia Harry!

Oi Harry you're a shitlord.

Jesus fuck that subreddit is cancer

What does "charge it" mean?

Hovering your hands over it while mumbling "Umm-Num-Shiva"?

Clearly he didn't learn from the wizard Tone Loc not to mess with that kind of magic.

Talk normal to girls, have a small trash bin in your bathroom (yes, women love this, it's an advice given by some women to me)

Lmao this has to be a troll. Like who gets wet by seeing a fucking trash can in your bathroom when that is pretty much standard in any house that isn't infested with roaches?

not really dramatic at all but i'll allow it for the sheer weirdness and how that sub apparently has 160k+ people on it.

The fuck did I just read? How do I unread it?

dill and olive oil

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