I wonder if Melania ever looks out over Washington. She takes a sip of her wine and wonders how different her life could have been. She might not have been famous or rich, she may not have been the first lady. But she might have been happy. She might have been loved.

6  2020-07-06 by ienjoystartingfights

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8  ienjoystartingfights 2020-07-06

writing melania slash fic to pass the time, lemme know if u want a copy!

6  classyfahgotte 2020-07-06

Write something about Melania cheating on Daddy with Hillary

8  VanillaReign 2020-07-06

Don't be ridiculous. Hilldawg would not never cheat on her bae Huma.

4  Pomodorodorodoro 2020-07-06

tfw you accidentally marry Donald Trump.

2  GeminiRocket 2020-07-06

Remind me of this niche movie, Forrest Gump but it's the female version.

tfw you became the first lady on a green card, doing some stripper stuff 💅

4  BoomersForYang2024 2020-07-06

This sounds like the title of a Lawlz sticky

3  EarlCampbellsMeat 2020-07-06

Melania should be made permanent first lady. We cannot risk something like michael defiling our white house again.

1  ienjoystartingfights 2020-07-06

transvestigation when

1  SnapshillBot 2020-07-06

I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

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1  ramen_poodle_soup 2020-07-06

Lol melania is getting bank from daddy to just sit still and look pretty all day. I don’t feel bad for her in the slightest, and she doesn’t want anyone’s pity anyways.

1  professorshillphd 2020-07-06

I doubt she signed up for this. She wanted to marry an old guy that would die and leave her lots of money, she ended up being swept into first lady and is now has everything she does under a spotlight.

2  bacowza 2020-07-06

now has everything she does under a spotlight.

Does she? It seems like nobody gives a shit about her. Michelle Obama was in the news all the time but no one ever talks about Melania

1  professorshillphd 2020-07-06

Because Melania is not serving the traditional first lady role.

Ivanka is. She's keeping a low profile because she wants nothing to do with this shit.

But she's still being watched and her actions will still be used against Trump if she does do anything.

1  KetchupStewedFries 2020-07-06

No

1  runmeupmate 2020-07-06

her tits are fake.

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1  IraqiLobster 2020-07-06

Writing Melania fan fiction to own the chuds