The jokes write themselves 🤪🤪🤪

1  2020-07-07 by Al_ButteredToast

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I didn't realize that not letting your gf/wife fuck other men made you an incel nowadays.

She may fuck other guys but at the end of the day who does she kiss goodnight? That's right incels, have sex.

Plus it's such a turn-on when I can smell another man's cum on her breath 😘

Ugh, girls can ejaculate semen too. Trans women are women. 🙄

Better than women

Trappy come home😭😭😭

I'll need to use this line the next time I see the above comment on a default sub.

Bro fucking means nothing because at the end of the day she says she loves me!!!!!

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Have sex is actually an invitation for the incels to join his heckin cute n valid polycule

lol, she kisses the other guy to night.

I don’t even know why they’re so obsessed with that cucking/polyamory thing😒😒😒

They WANT to have a failed relationship. I have never seen a single relationship of this sort last long-term

Wouldn’t the intel be the person in a one-sided polyamorous relationship anyways?

tbf it's only heavily implied that this is about this guy actually doing that as opposed to knowing the difference

Incels see relationships in terms of ownership. Polyamory does not fit into that logic.

All relationships are built on some kind of power dynamic tho. Incels might talk a lot of bollocks, but at least they understand that part. Polyamory isn't just a shift towards equality, but a shift of power. Some benefit from it, some lose out.

imagine being a polycel. all the cuckoldry without any of the fun

Very rarely it can be based. Like that one time a woman posted about how she wanted to open up her marriage and the husband reluctantly went along with it and then he instantly started bringing traps home. The wife was so distraught she never looked for a partner, just weeks of listening to him him destroy bussy lol. I know it was likely fake but i dont care, its too good

People were saying in the comments saying he must be buying them as prostitutes because there's no way he could be getting that much bussy, pure seethe lmao

One time I downloaded tinder all I got was trans bussy being thrown at me. I just wanted to see statistically who were more interested in a fine Chad like me. Mostly fat girls and trans women. Point is I think that story has some base in reality

I just wanted to see statistically who were more interested in a fine Chad like me. Mostly fat girls and trans women.

This is true of probably 90%+ of guys. Dating apps lay bare the economics of sexuality.

Yeah dating apps are literally cancer. I have much better luck when talking to girls in my college classes or at parties lol

Because they're still men underneath and men are all 24/7 horny cunts.

🙏 king shit what a story it was

Do you have a link to that post?

No unfortunately. It was pretty popular so I'm sure someone has it, or a backup

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Here's something similar. Woman isn't able to do much and ends up cock-blocking the guy a couple times to stop him from blasting bussy.

God that chick is nasty. A rare instance of the dude being way out of her league.

Link to that thread?

Maybe the real Chad move was all the bussies we busted along the way

Some grade A C0pe right there

G I G A C O P E

Y'all need Jesus 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌

Why has Allah forsaken us?

You're a literal child. Chill out and wait till you've grown up and actually lived some before making an ass of yourself like this

Grow up and watch your girlfriend get railed, bigot.

Only adults can understand the pure joy of watching their partner get fucked by someone else

Then why is it that every "poly" relationship is literally some chick getting railed by 50 black dudes, but the guy isn't allowed to get another woman?

I love how not accepting your degenerate fetish somehow makes us immature. I am not in the mood to take that from the guys who collect Funko Pops and watch the latest superhero movie.

Lmao, have sex incel

How many poly people do you know?

Every poly relationship is the girl seeing that that guy is ugly and shit in bed but the only guy she can bring to her peers and not them immediately be concerned for her safety

My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!

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Loyalty is misogynistic, right?

yes because in favoring loyalty you are abhorring disloyalty, which is misogyny, as disloyalty is an essential characteristic of the foid

You ever hear something so based your arm hair stands on end?

"Polyamory": Both people in the relationships are free to have multiple partners.

By this they mean "some poor beta got sucked into a relationship with a woman that randomly decided they were now poly."

Every "poly" guy I've ever met has been some unwilling retard that got dragged into it.

Obviously not all are, but I'd be shocked if the vast majority of "poly relationships" weren't initiated by women.

it seems to be divided into two camps: the beta cuck coper and the sociopathic cult leader's harem

This tbhizzle, they like to pretend it's all healthy and equal but there's always a massive difference in the power dynamic.

Also, I've literally never seen a polyamourous group that didn't eventually end up in violent drama/abuse

It works just fine when the the dude is good looking and popular.

In a world where some 80% of men are considered below average, I suspect not many fall into that zone.

20% is a lot.

Based and polygynypilled

Hey, my ex wanted to try it so i just started going on dates where we agreed to keep eachother in the loop. She didn't get any dates so within the first 2 weeks she became insanely jealous and we wound up breaking up.

If you don’t upvote that post, you’re a cuck.

They're two sorts of retards, but they're two sorts of very different retards.

WindamEarle is an excellent name for a sockpuppet account, btw. Very inspired. Kudos!