Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
One of the very few good things about Reddit is that I can always come here and within a few minutes of browsing r/all I can be reminded that my parents whooping my ass when I was a kid was a good thing and I should always be thankful they didn't want me to end up being like these pathetic wastes of oxygen.
Remember in the early 1900's where everyone wore hats and shit? I feel like future Zoomers and thier cumspawns are going to wear masks as a fashion accessory and have no real idea why.
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2 SnapshillBot 2020-07-08
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 MichaelSkott201 2020-07-08
Need masks for anuses then
2 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-07-08
One of the very few good things about Reddit is that I can always come here and within a few minutes of browsing r/all I can be reminded that my parents whooping my ass when I was a kid was a good thing and I should always be thankful they didn't want me to end up being like these pathetic wastes of oxygen.
1 Cynwit_2 2020-07-08
Idk you sound kinda r-slurred
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-07-08
Nothing kinda about it, this retard literally thinks dramanauts are well adjusted.
1 watermark1917 2020-07-08
My parents whipped me as a kid and I turned out to be terrible
Praise Xi down with Israel communism will win
2 throwaway_at_ 2020-07-08
Lmao
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1 Dysiak 2020-07-08
Remember in the early 1900's where everyone wore hats and shit? I feel like future Zoomers and thier cumspawns are going to wear masks as a fashion accessory and have no real idea why.
2 CZ_Wears_PRODa 2020-07-08
I'll be honest, I dont remember the early 1900s because I'm not part of the lost generation.
Why'd everyone wear hats grandpa?
1 waffen_waffle 2020-07-08
They looked cool? Idk dude
1 petitsgrelots 2020-07-08
tbf masks as a fashion accessory have been a thing for quite awhile in east asia
3 Suns0ut 2020-07-08
Yeah but that has a known function of blocking out the smell from india
1 watermark1917 2020-07-08
The trans from 100 Gecs always wore a mask as part of her uniform
Way before her time
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2020-07-08
it's an assault on my very well being to see ugly fuckers in the line up for smokes
1 TellMeToStudyPls 2020-07-08
Yep, I really hope you Americans fight the good fight.
Please, please cough and sneeze at each others faces, show the world who's strong. 😎
1 Your_Freud 2020-07-08
I can fucking smell the autism
1 watermark1917 2020-07-08
Seethe
1 MemeAnalzyer 2020-07-08
the rise of severe "scial anxety" is caused by too much internet use, too little social interaction and parents who wait on them hand over fist