Qanon and FL(where else?) House Candidate comes up with power takes such as Beyoncé is Italian and AOC and K-Pop bands conspired on Tik-tok to manipulate US elections

1  2020-07-08 by colormebadorange

This guy has been going on a rant for the past week that would make dada himself blush. It started with this beautiful thread claiming that Beyoncé is actually mama mia bootylicious. He then proceeds to call out satanic Illuminati globalist puppet Patti LaBelle. The church of satan takes offense. He then puts degenerates on notice, also on notice: planned parenthood, your mom, the deep state, Drumpf, Harvard, pedophiles, RINOs, ball-less Prince Harry, a Patti LaBelle stan, Tiktok, Don Lemon, pronouns, future suicides, Pusha T and Big Sean, Ilhan Omar, 2 Chainz, Tariq, Arianna Grande, and finally K POP. Now that last one might seem a bit weird to put a whole genre of music on notice, but he explains later that AOC (🦶🤤) conspired with BTS(Big Time Socialists) and Junkook through Tiktok under the direction of Kim Jong Un to commit treason. This is still live, and it is anyone’s guess as to what new no sense this man will produce.

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3  Zero5urvivers 2020-07-08

BTS stands for “Big Time Socialists” Not “Born To Shit”

Why are Qoomers so damn stupid?

1  CommissarCletus 2020-07-08

BTS FTW

1  THE_CRUSTIEST 2020-07-08

Born To Shit, Fat Turds Win

2  SnapshillBot 2020-07-08

I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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2  professorshillphd 2020-07-08

The GOP is super lucky that local politics doesn't get much attention on the national stage.

That's all I'm going to say, this qanon loon is nothing.

1  colormebadorange 2020-07-08

As long as Trump gets air time I’m happy 😍

2  a4bs 2020-07-08

i feel like this has to be a troll and/or self-aware guy who's playing to a retarded Qoomer audience and a even more retarded media that will pick this up and propel it to a level of national discourse that is doesn't deserve.

it's pretty genius tbf, and i fully support it.

1  0write 2020-07-08

This guy kinda seems like the final boss of the r* slurred neocon schizo boomers that you can come across in the responses to literally every Trump tweet

1  ManBearFridge 2020-07-08

Wow, this dude is so redpilled the other mental patients are turning on him.

1  foureyednickfury 2020-07-08

At least this Quck was right about tiktok

1  Wewraw 2020-07-08

Barely farting drama when she was producing gale force winds.

Lost her touch.

1  questionablyrotten 2020-07-08

I’m receiving many reports that the KPOP agents are already interfering in Drümph’s New Hampshire rally coming on this weekend.

I am the President’s fighter so just be aware that you are ON NOTICE!

This is foreign interference and should be investigated.

Do you hear me?

seems like a very sane individual

1  devotedrat17 2020-07-08

?

If every qtard is like this then i regret never interacting with them

1  DannyLee90 2020-07-08

I wish they were still on reddit. The only other group you can rile up with so few words are 15yo commies.

1  Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-08

If you're in Florida (my condolences) and you don't vote for this man, you're not a true dramatard.

Consider yourself ON NOTICE.