I look forward to this show's *giggle* future high rati- *giggle* *snort* XD hahah no sorry, i can't

1  2020-07-09 by Eva_TryNotBeinRacist

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Black people are winning I live to see white people upset 😂😂😂

We may be discriminated against by police and mayos, we may have huge socioeconomic problems, but at least we have a black capeshit actor 😎 kings and queens stay winning 😎😎

This is literally woke twitter lmao

Nice tits. What are you complaining about? Don't you like tits?

This is why we need mayocide.

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♪ ♫ Well capeshit, capeshit, capeshit comes in all hues ♪♫

seethe more rightoid

she is stunning and beautiful

Which African or Caribbean countries have women that look like this?

Asking for my rightoid friend who desperately needs a gf like this.

It can be anywhere but there usually has to be a little cream in the coffee nawmsayin' dawg

Hollywood. That’s it lmao. Maybe some in Mozambique and a few other places the colonists fucked anything that moved

Jamaica and the Virgin islands are prime

Hey it's me your rightoid friend

she would look even better in an undercooked soup

Bat signal lights the sky, but all that echoes through the night is faint "That ain't my job, sir"

yessir

idc what race batwoman is. But the general rule is if they're making a big deal about 'omg they have X trait and they're on TV' rather than say the plot, then it's gonna be shit.

Plus it's literally capeshit garbage.

Capeshit is the lowest form of art, I’m not even joking

It can only be considered "art" by technicality, not on its own merits.

This is CBS sitcom erasure

Plus it's the CW

She’s supposed to be Batman’s cousin so she has to be a played by a mixed race lesbian with mental illness.

If Batman had living relatives he would have been raised by them rather by an elderly single man who was a 'friend of the family.'

The woman who was his legal guardian had specific instructions in the will to keep the Kane’s and Wayne’s from making a claim on Bruce. Iirc she sent him abroad for schooling with Alfred to help keep them away.

That’s how they explain why he only had Alfred.

Capeshitters OUT OUT OUT 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

It's batwoman, it's not that complicated. She wears a bat costume, fights people, and has tits. If you care about this at all in any way you're either a worthless capeshitter or a seething mayo.

The only thing that matter: Does she look good in that tight ass suit?

Hollywood doesn’t hire women with fat bootys, so don’t be shocked if she looks like a man.

No big booties is violence against black and latino. Hollywood are full of pedos.

I agree. Thick black girls need acting jobs.

Its CW, so everyone is likely to be way more attractive than even normal tv shows

Wasnt the other Batwoman crippled from doing a stunt on the show? Also didn't SJWs give her shit cause she wasnt Jewish or gsy enough to play Batwoman?

Old Batwoman was totally gay, lmao. This one is a """bisexual."""

And yeah, she broke her fucking neck lmao

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Ruby Rose got bullied by her own kind for a variety of reasons none of which make any sense. "She's not gay enough". "She's not femme enough". "She's not butch enough". "She's too attractive". "She's too tomboyish". Basically they felt threatened a traditional seeming lesbian might not jive with the current cult like ideas that are dominating the lgbt activism scene. Would she suck black troon pp?

“EXACTLYY now I'm gonna watch this show”

Yeah, I bet you aren’t.

And all the people who were gonna watch but say they now won't will watch it just to be outraged by it.

And the critics are going to love it. They're probably already writing their glowing reviews right now, so they only need to plug in a few plot references when the time comes

Now Batwoman gets the cops called on her without doing nothing

Didn’t Cops already hate Batman? Or is that Spider-Man?

Yeah but the good thing is that she now completely disappears in the dark

I think most/all superheroes get mixed response from authority. It's sort of like today's superheroes, jihadists.

Inshallah

Some do, usually the commissioner likes him

The execs do this on purpose, when this capeshit inevitably fails because no one gives a shit anymore they can just point to sideshow bob over here and say "MAYOS COULDNT HANDLE IT"

Articles headlines gonna be like

“GAMERS CANT HANDPE A MUSCLE WOMEN IN VIDEO GAMES AND IT SHOWS!!”

“FRAGILE CANT HANDLE STRONG FEMALE SUPERHEROS AND IT SHOWS!!”

and they wont be wrong

Wouldn’t execs prefer to have the show, you know, actually succeed?

they are hedging their bets

What is wrong with this girl hair? When was the last time she had it did? Like does her stylist even tell her about hair relaxers?

That hair is as natural as getting it conked.

She asked for it to look like that? Or did a lazy super cuts kid convince her that was her "natural look" and it's all good🤔

I’m surprised they actually allowed a black woman to play a thief, how progressive

You're thinking of Catwoman, Batwoman is a rich lesbian.

on one hand I’m mad about being inaccurate so my joke is now totally stupid.

on the other hand, I’m kind of proud I passed this capeshit test, so thanks for correcting me, loser. 😍

Which African or Caribbean countries have women that look like this?

I need a gf like this.

OP seriousposts in /r/anime and /r/codwarzome

Seething

I also CODWarzone post here, and anime post on ur momma's oppai, you literally who

Shut up weeb

I'd smash tbh

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How's her hair going to fit under the costume?

I don't really give a shit though, can't wait to see all the rightoids claim that she ruined DC as if it wasn't already terrible.

How's her hair going to fit under the costume?

Black girl magic

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Oooh nononono. For those not aware this isn't a new show, they already had a season but the actress left. So not only are they making a white character black but they're doing it to an already existing version of the character.

It's D.C., so they will just "Elseworlds" or "Earth-Whatever" it, like they have done since the Reagan administration.

I don't know why but lately it seems like redheads in particular are getting turned black.

So redheads are getting disproportionately blacked? I've noticed that too

Yes and I usually hate it but when it comes to bat woman the boring dyke, (((they))) can have her

It's been going on for awhile

P. sure there's a bigger compilation out there but that's all I could be bothered to find

Capeshits were already dying but somehow this flopping will be blamed on racism.

I drink to the death of capeshit.

WESTERNS SHALL RISE AGAIN!

that she isn't a trans lesbian of colour shows how bigoted and TERF oriented they are! #CancelTheCW!!!

image being an adult man and caring about this kind of thing

embarrassed for u OP

I only care about it as far as to make this thread to laugh at it with all of you, my dearest friends

I'd smash

I don't care about capeshit but damn she cute

you aight black girl

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capeshit drama

Yawn 🥱

This chick is unironically a knockout.

Still wont get me to watch capeshit though

I know nothing about Batwoman, and I pity anyone who does. I do have to ask one thing, however: is she hot?

Ya know how black girl hair is a big point of stress and drama? Using hella harsh chemicals and heat to straighten their hair vs going full natural for black qween?

I feel like every yogurt commercial black girl having this hair is even more fucked up than both. They wanna be woke by embracing natural black hair but very few black chicks have hair like this with out a lot of work or Mayoness

It’s like social media fitness bro’s use steroids and claim natty. Cmon man you’re beautiful but don’t lie to us

The issue with this show is the fact 3 people (that we know of) have been crippled on set.

gordons fucked