/r/nfl users turn on j*nnies when it turns out that they don't believe all lives matter

1  2020-07-09 by SlimjobDopamine

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Wtf did the jannies even do

Like it's absurd to cry censorship when the thread is nothing but crying censorship, is that were nuking the thread of any negative comments none of that would exist

Also FYI I just have to point out that we mayos were the burning down Minneapolis' Third too, it was literally the coolest thing we have ever done so I don't want us deprived of credit

I mean this situation first happened 2 days ago, and they were nuking all threads about it for a full day and banning anyone who posted about the situation until they made a mega-thread to contain it all, which is guaranteed to kill most discussion.

It's also about how they just got beaten over the head about racial injustice for a month when compared to how the mods treated this. I mean the mods closed the sub for a day to 'stand with George Floyd' and allowed any post calling Brees a white supremacist for not wanting to kneel for the flag.

Users there are pretty quick to yikes and ya'll so I don't feel too bad for them.

Jеws (and other semitic peoples) are white, this has been affirmed time and time again. No amount of "kosher" food, prayer nor inbreeding ethnic purity will change that

Screaming impotently like that only serves to illustrate mayonasian fragility 🙄🙄

Nooooooooo

Annoysthegoys ban this sisterfucker.

Sorry sis, the age of mаyos is over. Consider accepting this fact as the start of your overdue reparations

I guess I'm gonna have to call in my Sephardi cousins.

Weird, I was literally reading about Sephardic jews yesterday. Iirc, you guys don't have nearly as many Cohens and Levites among you (genetically speaking)

It must suck to lose the tip of your dick, yet not be one of the jews God prefers 😕

I am ashkenazi, but my cousins are Sephardi cause my uncle married a Greek Jew to get in on some of that good food.

You one of those pure-blood ones? If so, that's actually pretty cool

What's your religious outlook like?

I had a baconator the other day.

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It must suck to lose the tip of your dick, yet not be the one God prefers

So burgers? 😭

Iirc, you guys don't have nearly as many Cohens and Levites among you (genetically speaking) as the Ashkenazis do*

It's because Askenazis all descend from the same group of 200 Jews who went to Europe 1000 years ago. Hence why they are also super prone to genetic disorders and other physical and mental disabilities from the inbreeding. This is not even a pol tier conspiracy, Ashkenazi Jewish Genetic Panel is a thing and widely accepted in the medical community

Blacks are the true Hebrews of the Bible, but the Jews area actually the true Aryans and the mayo master race

See, therein lies the problem with using the word "black" to describe a set of so many ethnicities. An Ethiopian and a Bantu African are very different genetically, yet both fall under "black" when viewed through the mayo perspective

I'm pretty sure native south Africans aren't the ones who've come from the promised land neither

Nah I'm pretty sure they're all the Israelites in the Bible.

The vast majority of Africa is actually Bantu ethnically. They are fairly genetically diverse, so I would assume this came through a process of gradual assimilation. The Bantu were the first to invent the agricultural methods necessary for central Africa, around 2000 years ago, they gradually took over pretty much all of sub Sharan Africa because other groups were limited to hunter gatherer lifestyles.

There's also the nilo saharan languages (mostly in the sahel) and the hunter gatherer Khoisan remnants in South Africa. South Africa was just the one place the Bantu has yet to finish migrating to when they ran into the Dutch and they started bitch slapping each other. Which probably saved them.

Africa does have weird minorities though. Like pygmys, who may be another pre Bantu remnant. They speak their own languages which are usually unrelated to Bantu or to other Pygmy languages - a sign is really ancient separation. In some tribes the blacksmiths speak an entirely different language as well due to social traditions that required people be kept separate from them.

The Bantu of course are not really a unified ethnic group... tbh saying that would be like claiming Indians and Irish are the similar ethnic groups.

Besides that, in Madagascar they speak Austronesian languages otherwise only spoken in Oceania and Polynesia. And in Ethiopia, they speak Semitic languages that are a pretty far branch of the language family, distantly related to Arab and Hebrew. Ethiopia really is the oldest part of sub Sharan Africa to form settled civilizations.

Also like in consideration of them you can talk about black Israelites without joking, because it was in fact discovered that there was a remote tribe in Ethiopia that practiced Judaism. They nearly all live in Israel now. It sounds bizarre, and there are theories that this was in fact descended from Christians who came to reject the new testament. However during the time of scattering after Rome destroyed Judea, the Jews went all over the place, in those times they also were also more of an active converting religion. There are also records of a tribe of Jews who ruled the Khazar kingdom in Central Asia. And even an extremely remote group of Jews that came to and integrated into Chinese society. Unfortunately in the 19th century their last rabbi who knew Hebrew died and they quickly forgot their traditions just a few generations before that came into contact with Westerners.

Anyway, it's fully possible that the Ethiopian jews are just one of these offshoots that happened to survive.

what the amphetaminefuck

Everyone in /r/nfl hates the jannies every single day. This isn't new or special.

They religiously try to keep politics out of there when NFL and politics cross, and it always, always goes the same way.

Were they like this when Drew Brees said the dumdum statement?

They limit it initially and then the munchkins freak out and they allow a bit and then they allow some more and then it's like they never did anything in the first place cuz theyre jannies.

nah literally every tweet from a player condemning him was submitted and highly upvoted.

And because the user base is comprised of ledditors, they insist on making everything a reason to virtue signal. Someone will lay down a sick hit, the entire football world will just go “lmao badass” and then /r/nfl will have 5 threads explaining how the guy that hit someone needs to be banned for life, and start lamenting how they’re “totally football fans” but can’t go on supporting such a violent sport.

Reddit poisons everything. r/NFL generally has the most skewed ratio of post quality to comment quality. It's the best place to go for football news and analysis and the worst place for redditisms, karma-hungry quips, the same comments being repeated ad nauseam, wokeness crusading, and smug self-importance

redditisms, karma-hungry quips, the same comments being repeated ad nauseam, wokeness crusading, and smug self-importance

🤢🤮

Except for when they locked down the sub for BLM and made a giant post where they gave their support to r/AHS

/r/nfl peaked in 2014

The existence of a highly upvoted whiny comment complaining about how your being silenced is pretty good evidence that you are not in fact being silenced

The right always does this, play victim and use it as an excuse to attack black people

With the highminded resurgence of caring for free speech I am glad to announce that all BDS laws have been repealed and academics and government contractors are again free to advocate boycotting

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Lmao I always find it funny when sheltered Mayos discover that most black people are socially right-wing as fuck on everything except race lmao

Same reason why AB was able to call his gm a cracker and have literally zero repercussions

In complete fairness, anyone who gets offended by "cracker" is literally retarded. In addition, Brown followed up his NFL drama with his stratospherically based #nomorewhitewoman2020 campaign

zero repercussions

That person is a tard. Mike MAYO-ck fined him for "conduct detrimental to the team" and then used that fine as an excuse to void every last dime of AB's guaranteed money.

"Literally zero repercussions" was actually a hit of 29 million dollars.

I don't know or care what he's talking about, but r/nfl does have some of the most retarded jannies on the entire site.