zoomer apocalypse 🤔

7  2020-07-09 by bazzokaguy

61 comments

#tiktokdown can we all manifest tiktok staying & not actually getting banned it’s literally my only source of entertainment left alongside w twitter </3

The industrial revolution and its consequences

While #tiktokdown is trending can i remind everyone that there are more pressing issues in the world right now!Naya Rivera is missing, BLM is still happening,we’re still in the midst of a pandemic and the philippines still has the anti-terror bill in place.Use ur voice correctly.

dont forget to virtue signal yall

but actually i learned way more about other people’s cultures and black history on tiktok than i ever did anywhere else

Holy fucking shit. Mods can I have an r-slur pass just this once? PLEASE?

I think you can say retarded again.

retarded

ahhhh man that feels nice. Now if we could only get f-bombs back, arrdrama would feel like home again.

fuck

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ahh, ok

good to know

Allah is good. Ted converted to Islam in prison and agrees that only the strictest Sharia can destroy the tech society

Ya Ali we will see this work of shaitan brought down after spreading the true word of Allah upon the world.

Inshallah brother

ya ali

Shites arent muslims

Inshallah when the fatwa is given I will go on a righteous Jihad against blasphemers such as you who would dare speak disgusting lies like that!

This is not a controversial issue with actual muslims. Individuals who change the religion are kaffir, pure and simple. Ascribing divinity to anyone other than allah is haram, and allah will not forgive those who die in a state of shirk.

Ok Literalist

Butlerian jihad and walk without rhythm. Also drink recycled sweat and ride sandworms.

We need to put these people into slave camps.

There were r*tarded people before the Atari, too

Can we all manifest heroin legality and not actually getting banned it's literally my only source of dopamine left alongside w meth </3

I wish Reddit was down forever

wtf is with TikTok its just vine why is it a fucking cult?

You want a serious answer?

You and many millennials are getting more and more older by the year. And you can't keep up with the exponential growth of internet cultures.

So, no. Its not a "cult." You are simply out of touch with the youth who are historically known for being dumb as rocks, and now you suddenly notice that teenagers are dumb.

Eleven years ago, facebook used to be the hotspot for millennials. I remember how I spent hours at a time in college browsing that site.

also tiktok is not just vine. Its one of the major social media apps that fully took advantage of cutting edge AI research to its full potential. (the big social media sites like Facebook, Youtube, etc only played catch up on this subfield only later)

So because of this, tiktok became an instantly addictive app.

Shut the fuck up zoomer

Damn you have piss poor reading comprehension, don't you coomer?

Suck my unwashed cock whitey

more older

Bitch, we survived fourloko. We know kids are dumb.

SHow bob n vagene plz plz

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So, no. Its not a "cult." You are simply out of touch with the youth who are historically known for being dumb as rocks, and now you suddenly notice that teenagers are dumb.

you are simply a fat stinky poop 😎

god shut the fuck up 😭😭😭

Because Zoomzoomers don't know how to use their words or communicate face to face

Younger kids now use the internet the way their parents and the goog teach them to instead of discovering unadulterated autism on their own through gamefaqs, irc, linksharing, hongfire, etc. so tiktok is the first thing they get access to that isn't incredibly manufactured because they're too dumb to sort youtube by new.

And younow got shut down so free attention from peds.

but actually i learned way more about other people’s cultures and black history on tiktok than i ever did anywhere else

Ah yes, one of my favourite tiktoks is that one where the teenage girl lip syncs to a Malcolm X speech whilst dressed as a minstrel.

I hope it gets banned. Think of all the crying zoomers

If I hear one more retarded ass zoomer talk about being TikTok famous I'm going to pull a fucking Woolf.

I can't wait til we ban: clothing, electronics (routers, microcontrollers, network switches), metals, etc. that we get out of China.

It's so odd that all this kneejerk reaction focuses solely on some zoomer shit while the hardware hacking they could ackchyually be using for passive network espionage is literally more relevant and more problematic.

But gawd I wouldn't want to see burgers lose their shit when they can't stand in line for iPhoones.

I can't wait til we ban: clothing, electronics (routers, microcontrollers, network switches), metals, etc. that we get out of China.

the industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for society

the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the environment

Yikes! There's a lot of mistakes to unpack here.

FTFY sweaty 💅

No it is society you’re right about “its” though

Have any of you ever actually read it? It’s the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Are you trying to tell us to "Read a book"?

Go back to /r/GenderCritical swe...oh wait.

Yeah I've read it I was making a joke. Kaczynski dick sucking gets annoying and ISAIF isn't even his best work.

mashallah

Don't use social media for personal stuff and was late in the tiktok game but every time I try to check it's either cringy not funny zoomers or people pining over a girl of questionable age doing something inappropriate for her age.

Some girl from the school I graduated from got mildly famous on tiktok. Doin twerking and shit. She's 15 and got old ass men lusting after her in her comments section.

Even if it wasn't spyware I'd still support its removal.

i only use it to look at cute girls doing anime cosplays

Pedo out

legal in japan 🥴

Isn't there a first amendment issue in banning an app?

Maybe? The government can definitely shut down an app for national security reasons (e.g. an app showing the locations of nuclear missle silos), but it's unclear whether TikTok actually poses a genuine threat. Well, aside from the threat of being a safe haven for pedophiles. It's indisputably that.

In any case, the United States doesn't have the infrastructure to ban an app at the network level, the way India and China do. And if the government tried that, it'd almost certainly be illegal. So the most they can really do is force ByteDance to sell off Musical.ly and restructure in a way that separates their Chinese interests from their American interests. And if ByteDance refuses, the government could potentially force Google and Apple to remove any and all ByteDance apps from their stores. But you'd still be able to download the .apk or .ipa directly, so it's not really a ban. That said, the average Zoomer doesn't know jack shit about finding programs that aren't on Google Play or the App Store, so it would effectively kill TikTok in America.

National security Trump's personal freedoms.

Tiktok is spyware. It's also not even funny.

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