Shut the fuck up. Fuck you, you absolute disgrace of a human being. Not even a human being, subhuman, a literal chunk of BABOON EXCREMENT. DISGRACE OF BABOON EXCREMENT, NOT WORTHY OF BEING BABOON EXCREMENT.
Fuck you. I hope you die slowly, painfully, I hope your anus prolapses and you succumb to your injuries sitting on an ant hill.
Everything you say is wrong. You sicken me. Please delete your account and never post here again.
In-n-Out and Whataburger are both miles better than the other major chains. At least they're food. Wendy's was great about 15 years ago and now their patties are twice as big, practically inedible, and can bounce off the floor. It's like Mondo Burger in real life.
No I've tried them all over the country and they're made of literal rubber. They put some kind of chemicals in the meat to induce a sympathetic herd-delusion making them seem like food. I woke up from my slumber by eating so many triple baconators that the chemicals reached a breaking point and drained out of my system.
I ate a ton of Baconators when I was in junior high (so about 15 years ago), they were fucking incredible then. I had one recently and it seemed like all of ingredients and flavors had been removed.
The Bacon King at BK is pretty comparable now to what the Baconator used to be. I have to throw away half the bun though, BK buns are somehow like 2000 calories of condensed carbs. Knocks me out for 2 days if I eat the whole thing.
When I was in highschool we always went there after football games. A lot of kids would crush up amphetamine pills and snort them in the parking lot. Good times.
In n out is the best thing to come out of California. A double double, animal fries and a shake is $11 and most times I can barely finish it all. Good shit.
There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.
That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.
And that's where it gets interesting: they're unironically probussycide, unironically antifemayocide. Truly, /r/drama has its antithesis.
Most of it is just an excuse to be able to have people with a day of training sell you as much bread and potatoes as possible under the guise of a nicer sounding product than bread and sugar water.
Granted, bread and water might be a step up from modern prison food despite its classic reputation.
As a leaf, I'd remind all americans to check their fast food privilege before sayings this like that.
I wish we had actual restaurants that were as good as chipotle's fast food. I only ate there twice but it made me understand why all of you guys are disgusting and fat. We have like 5 fast food chains and they are usually lame enough to never really crave them
I don’t really consider Chipotle fast food even though technically it is. The problem with Chipotle is the serving size. Those burritos are like half your daily calories.
It's not good but unless they've changed something in the last few years Whataburger is cheap. The cups are comedy sized so you can get a ton of something zero or low cal (unsweetened tea with a single splash of Hawaiian punch). I'd call the food plain and it fits in with the diner feel. Like people have said, good hours and good for drunk eating. One time a drunk passenger in the car ahead of me at the drive-through puked out his window which the blackout drunk chick in my car took as permission to puke our her window and nobody gave a shit. These restaurants fill a valuable need.
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3 ballrot 2020-07-10
Their food sucks but I like the look
2 Rimmmer93 2020-07-10
I heard it was akin to in-n-out and when I finally got around to it trying it, was super underwhelmed. I really don’t get the hype
3 tejanx 2020-07-10
it’s not about the burgers, you go at 4 a.m. for the full fucking variety of breakfast menu items after drinking all night with your college friends
e: oh and also where high schoolers go to talk shit after high school football games. the whataburger fight video is a classic genre
1 ExilesReturn 2020-07-10
You from west Texas too?
1 tejanx 2020-07-10
nah but i assume it’s like that almost everywhere in state
1 cfbWORKING 2020-07-10
It was like that in Houston. The burb out of loop Houston kids treated whata like mecca
1 muffler_kek 2020-07-10
Huh, In-n-out and Whataburger are more similar than I thought
2 Pepperglue 2020-07-10
Well In-n-Out also sucks so it checks out.
2 D_Legare 2020-07-10
Shut the fuck up. Fuck you, you absolute disgrace of a human being. Not even a human being, subhuman, a literal chunk of BABOON EXCREMENT. DISGRACE OF BABOON EXCREMENT, NOT WORTHY OF BEING BABOON EXCREMENT.
Fuck you. I hope you die slowly, painfully, I hope your anus prolapses and you succumb to your injuries sitting on an ant hill.
Everything you say is wrong. You sicken me. Please delete your account and never post here again.
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-07-10
The real saving grace of In n Out is that you can get a cheeseburger and fries for like $3.50.
1 ason 2020-07-10
In-n-Out and Whataburger are both miles better than the other major chains. At least they're food. Wendy's was great about 15 years ago and now their patties are twice as big, practically inedible, and can bounce off the floor. It's like Mondo Burger in real life.
2 Rimmmer93 2020-07-10
Yeah, I think Chik-fil-a is good, and the chicken sandwich from Popeyes is amazing.
1 Pepperglue 2020-07-10
Guess I'm lucky. The Wendy's close to my house is still pretty good.
2 ason 2020-07-10
No I've tried them all over the country and they're made of literal rubber. They put some kind of chemicals in the meat to induce a sympathetic herd-delusion making them seem like food. I woke up from my slumber by eating so many triple baconators that the chemicals reached a breaking point and drained out of my system.
2 Pepperglue 2020-07-10
I guess I just don't eat at Wendy's enough to remember enough, then.
2 D_Legare 2020-07-10
I ate a ton of Baconators when I was in junior high (so about 15 years ago), they were fucking incredible then. I had one recently and it seemed like all of ingredients and flavors had been removed.
The Bacon King at BK is pretty comparable now to what the Baconator used to be. I have to throw away half the bun though, BK buns are somehow like 2000 calories of condensed carbs. Knocks me out for 2 days if I eat the whole thing.
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1 chansee 2020-07-10
When I was in highschool we always went there after football games. A lot of kids would crush up amphetamine pills and snort them in the parking lot. Good times.
1 waffen_waffle 2020-07-10
In n out is the best thing to come out of California. A double double, animal fries and a shake is $11 and most times I can barely finish it all. Good shit.
1 Rimmmer93 2020-07-10
Not a fan of animal fries TBH. I think their fries suck. But their burgers and shakes are fantastic for the price
2 Bummunism 2020-07-10
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-07-10
🤮
2 Redactor0 2020-07-10
These corporate fatcats will get their comeuppance the next time there's a blizzard in Houston and the accumulated snow caves in the roof.
2 CRYSTAL_HYPOTHESIS 2020-07-10
The preferred demonym is chicongolese
1 SnapshillBot 2020-07-10
There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.
That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.
And that's where it gets interesting: they're unironically probussycide, unironically antifemayocide. Truly, /r/drama has its antithesis.
And believe me: it is dangerous.
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1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-07-10
They look presentable and safe now
1 heretobefriends 2020-07-10
Unbased.
1 IncelReadingHour 2020-07-10
All fast food is gross. Change my mind.
2 WholesomeDrama 2020-07-10
i'd cut my dick off and put popeyes in my gash if that was the only way god let me consume popeyes
2 Coonass_alt 2020-07-10
god imagine if we could have popeyes food with chick fil as customer service.
1 waffen_waffle 2020-07-10
God damn I could use a spicy chicken deluxe...
1 chansee 2020-07-10
Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich is one of the most delicious thing I've ever tasted. Cajun fries too. Orgasmic.😋
1 cfbWORKING 2020-07-10
Popeye's isn't fast food. I can smoke a brisket faster than can get some fresh spicy dark meat out
1 cute-and-funny 2020-07-10
Most of it is just an excuse to be able to have people with a day of training sell you as much bread and potatoes as possible under the guise of a nicer sounding product than bread and sugar water.
Granted, bread and water might be a step up from modern prison food despite its classic reputation.
1 ATissu 2020-07-10
As a leaf, I'd remind all americans to check their fast food privilege before sayings this like that.
I wish we had actual restaurants that were as good as chipotle's fast food. I only ate there twice but it made me understand why all of you guys are disgusting and fat. We have like 5 fast food chains and they are usually lame enough to never really crave them
1 IncelReadingHour 2020-07-10
I don’t really consider Chipotle fast food even though technically it is. The problem with Chipotle is the serving size. Those burritos are like half your daily calories.
1 gurkmcdirt 2020-07-10
chick fil a has been blessed by allah
1 LR_Vegito_Blue 2020-07-10
It’s all greasy, nasty and looks the same
1 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2020-07-10
It's not good but unless they've changed something in the last few years Whataburger is cheap. The cups are comedy sized so you can get a ton of something zero or low cal (unsweetened tea with a single splash of Hawaiian punch). I'd call the food plain and it fits in with the diner feel. Like people have said, good hours and good for drunk eating. One time a drunk passenger in the car ahead of me at the drive-through puked out his window which the blackout drunk chick in my car took as permission to puke our her window and nobody gave a shit. These restaurants fill a valuable need.
1 DayyyTripper 2020-07-10
Arguing over different brands of drive thru fried shit has to be the most Amerimutt thing on the internet.
Ayatollah is right about S*ppos
1 FuckYouDramaModsREEE 2020-07-10
Lawlz is from Texas, when can we expect the whatasticky?
1 Bummunism 2020-07-10
He's eating healthily or so he says. 0% chance
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-07-10
> fast food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncdru5ygdbg