Fragile Texans declare fatwah against brave Chicagoan capitalists for desecrating their greatest tradition: overpriced cheeseburgers

1  2020-07-10 by xX69Sixty-Nine69Xx

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Their food sucks but I like the look

I heard it was akin to in-n-out and when I finally got around to it trying it, was super underwhelmed. I really don’t get the hype

it’s not about the burgers, you go at 4 a.m. for the full fucking variety of breakfast menu items after drinking all night with your college friends

e: oh and also where high schoolers go to talk shit after high school football games. the whataburger fight video is a classic genre

You from west Texas too?

nah but i assume it’s like that almost everywhere in state

It was like that in Houston. The burb out of loop Houston kids treated whata like mecca

oh and also where high schoolers go to talk shit after high school football games.

Huh, In-n-out and Whataburger are more similar than I thought

Well In-n-Out also sucks so it checks out.

Shut the fuck up. Fuck you, you absolute disgrace of a human being. Not even a human being, subhuman, a literal chunk of BABOON EXCREMENT. DISGRACE OF BABOON EXCREMENT, NOT WORTHY OF BEING BABOON EXCREMENT.

Fuck you. I hope you die slowly, painfully, I hope your anus prolapses and you succumb to your injuries sitting on an ant hill.

Everything you say is wrong. You sicken me. Please delete your account and never post here again.

The real saving grace of In n Out is that you can get a cheeseburger and fries for like $3.50.

In-n-Out and Whataburger are both miles better than the other major chains. At least they're food. Wendy's was great about 15 years ago and now their patties are twice as big, practically inedible, and can bounce off the floor. It's like Mondo Burger in real life.

Yeah, I think Chik-fil-a is good, and the chicken sandwich from Popeyes is amazing.

Guess I'm lucky. The Wendy's close to my house is still pretty good.

No I've tried them all over the country and they're made of literal rubber. They put some kind of chemicals in the meat to induce a sympathetic herd-delusion making them seem like food. I woke up from my slumber by eating so many triple baconators that the chemicals reached a breaking point and drained out of my system.

I guess I just don't eat at Wendy's enough to remember enough, then.

I ate a ton of Baconators when I was in junior high (so about 15 years ago), they were fucking incredible then. I had one recently and it seemed like all of ingredients and flavors had been removed.

The Bacon King at BK is pretty comparable now to what the Baconator used to be. I have to throw away half the bun though, BK buns are somehow like 2000 calories of condensed carbs. Knocks me out for 2 days if I eat the whole thing.

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When I was in highschool we always went there after football games. A lot of kids would crush up amphetamine pills and snort them in the parking lot. Good times.

In n out is the best thing to come out of California. A double double, animal fries and a shake is $11 and most times I can barely finish it all. Good shit.

Not a fan of animal fries TBH. I think their fries suck. But their burgers and shakes are fantastic for the price

np.

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These corporate fatcats will get their comeuppance the next time there's a blizzard in Houston and the accumulated snow caves in the roof.

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They look presentable and safe now

Unbased.

All fast food is gross. Change my mind.

i'd cut my dick off and put popeyes in my gash if that was the only way god let me consume popeyes

god imagine if we could have popeyes food with chick fil as customer service.

God damn I could use a spicy chicken deluxe...

Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich is one of the most delicious thing I've ever tasted. Cajun fries too. Orgasmic.😋

Popeye's isn't fast food. I can smoke a brisket faster than can get some fresh spicy dark meat out

Most of it is just an excuse to be able to have people with a day of training sell you as much bread and potatoes as possible under the guise of a nicer sounding product than bread and sugar water.

Granted, bread and water might be a step up from modern prison food despite its classic reputation.

As a leaf, I'd remind all americans to check their fast food privilege before sayings this like that.

I wish we had actual restaurants that were as good as chipotle's fast food. I only ate there twice but it made me understand why all of you guys are disgusting and fat. We have like 5 fast food chains and they are usually lame enough to never really crave them

I don’t really consider Chipotle fast food even though technically it is. The problem with Chipotle is the serving size. Those burritos are like half your daily calories.

chick fil a has been blessed by allah

It’s all greasy, nasty and looks the same

It's not good but unless they've changed something in the last few years Whataburger is cheap. The cups are comedy sized so you can get a ton of something zero or low cal (unsweetened tea with a single splash of Hawaiian punch). I'd call the food plain and it fits in with the diner feel. Like people have said, good hours and good for drunk eating. One time a drunk passenger in the car ahead of me at the drive-through puked out his window which the blackout drunk chick in my car took as permission to puke our her window and nobody gave a shit. These restaurants fill a valuable need.

Arguing over different brands of drive thru fried shit has to be the most Amerimutt thing on the internet.

Ayatollah is right about S*ppos

Lawlz is from Texas, when can we expect the whatasticky?

He's eating healthily or so he says. 0% chance