Don't want to spend your entire life working at Wal Mary because there are no good jobs anywhere? That's Sexist. Check your privilege.
Don't just want to sit back and watch finance parasites consume our entire economy without ever being held accountable? That is literally the most ANTISEMITIC thing I've ever heard.
Wish that Healthcare and housing were not luxuries and you could afford them on a normal salary. Dude, I don't know about your gut it sure smells like RACIST in here.
Do you just keep a document full of this random Chapo shit somewhere or do you actually type this out yourself? Also, maybe keep your shitposting topical.
One of the best things I ever found on the internet was this huge website made by some guy who was absolutely livid at AA. His goal was to prove that it was a cult, so he had hundreds of pages about various cults, what cults have in common, and how AA is like that. But somehow over the years I lost the bookmark to it and now I can't find it anymore because there's so much other crap on the internet arguing about whether or not AA is a cult.
Anyway, I dunno about AA but Synanon sure got into some fucking wacky territory before they got shut down.
Yeah, I've seen Scientology leaflets promising that they'll help you get "clean". It's only after you join that you realize they mean getting clean of alien ghosts. 😒
Alcohol is the shittiest drug to get addicted to, it doesn't even feel good to get drunk really, at least not in comparison to any real drugs. Get a debilitating coke habit like a man.
Coke is a dogshit drug lmfao, you pay out the ass for a garbage high that lasts 10 minutes. If you're gonna do stims, be a fucking man and smoke some meth, and if you just wanna show off how rich you are, start sipping lean
It's cheap, can be used for fun or for work, can even get them legally and for free with insurance like an upstanding citizen instead of a degen illegal drug user. It also doesn't make you smell like shit and be universally seen as a huge, huge loser like weed does. Literally only valid drug tbh
As the only actual qualified radical centrist and drug expert I would say a steady diet of dextroamphetamines, Valium, and oxymorphone is a true patrician of drugs choice. There’s a reason rich people only really do prescription drugs.
My key is to go be to bar and quickly down 2 vodka soda doubles, maybe do a shot with friends. Then switch between vodka sodas and soda water all night.
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Eh it feels great for a couple hours and is completely legal, socially acceptable/glorified, and cheap as shit. Unfortunately when you're an alcoholic that fun level of drunk requires a liter of liquor and a hangover that can literally kill you
At first I was going to seriouspost about how with any kind of addiction, tapering usually is the far healthier option, that cold turkey attempts really can kill you, and that from what I've seen AA relies way too heavily on religion rather than fucking medicine but then I saw this shit;
They are baby alkies!
I'm not convinced that people who brag about being such hardcore alcoholics are all that committed to getting clean. One of these 200 IQ ethanol brains actually uses the word 'gnarly' to describe his past benders.
A couple of these dudes talk about fucked up shit as if if they were frat bros partying, rather than ruining their fucking lives.
Guess the question is whether I let sleeping dogs lie or have one more bloody mary and bullycide him about what a raging softass pussy and hypocritical useless fuck he is. More than 10 upvotes on this post and he gets the treatment.
I want to break the rule so bad and upvote him but even by my standards it's probably pretty fucked up to egg on someone this far gone with alcohol.
I know, it's difficult but I managed to do that for 6 months now almost. I decided to dedicate 3 days for a bender in the future, which may or may not happen.
I'm not convinced that people who brag about being such hardcore alcoholics are all that committed to getting clean.
/r/cripplingalcoholism isn't for people who want to get clean. It's just a place for alcoholics to chat. Fuck, just read the start of the sidebar:
Crippling Alcoholism is a group for people who accept their lifestyle choice and don't want to be interrupted by underage, weekend-warriors posting about puking at the beer pong tournament they had when Ricky C's parents went to Aruba last summer.
It's legitimately sad. They've deluded themselves so much the only way to break them out is to let them go almost over the edge and see what they've done to themselves.
The problem is, in my experience, that they usually just die.
Most of the people I know in aa are drug addicts, so by default they’ve been through way worse shit than alcoholics go though. It’s pretty common to hear about people overdosing multiple times in a week, or ending up on a ventilator and then having their dope dealer in the emergency room.
Aa isn’t a religious program, Churchgoing members are actually a minority here
Does alcoholism make you too stupid to realize that the things you boast about actually disgrace you or do you just have to be that ret-rded to become an alcoholic?
FYI, those people aren't boasting. You're viewing their community from the outside. There's a shared understanding between all of them about the torment of addiction and they know that what they're up against is an absolute beast. It's why they think the AA people are so silly because AA claims that all you have to do is accept jesus into your life and then you'll be cured.
Hence the "baby alkies" are cured by AA because alcohol wasn't the crux of their problem. Whereas the people who are physically dependent on booze and have used it as a major crutch in life may need more than going to church to get over their problem.
Trust me, the cripplings are full of shame, self loathing, confusion... they're happy/envious for anyone that can escape that lifestyle. What you see as boasting is really just them joking with each other.
No worries dramatard, I assume you're being disrespectful in the spirit of this sub. I hope your naive innocent little mind never truly understands what those people are going through. Hollywood might make alcoholism look glamorous yet real life is a different story.
Lol, it really is cute how innocent your comment is. Stick to getting drunk occasionally and thinking that you have any idea about dealing with heavy alcoholism.
So you’ve had a hangover before? Nice, you have an inkling of how sick it makes them. Of course a wide swath of people must all be simply retarded for damaging themselves.
AA is great for hard drug users because when they want to relapse, they have a network of people who know where to find hard drugs. Many such cases. Whereas if you just shut the fuck up about it and stopped hanging out with a cult of recently drug-addled degenerates, you could maybe move on with your life.
In this guide to vomiting blood the crippling alcoholic recommends that if you don't want to see a doctor you should stick to drinking beer. "Do not drink soda nor coffee nor juice, etc."
I too prefer getting shanked in the spleen and then robbed of the $40 in my wallet by a heroin junkie sneaking out of the alley than to have to have a conversation with an alcoholic.
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1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-07-10
I'll take the guilty degenerates over the disturbingly proud ones any day.
1 Thereal14words 2020-07-10
the shame that your doing something wrong is most of the fun anyways
1 jewdanksdad 2020-07-10
True, my bf abuses my backdoor often
1 Matthew94 2020-07-10
you're
1 watermark1917 2020-07-10
Don't want to spend your entire life working at Wal Mary because there are no good jobs anywhere? That's Sexist. Check your privilege.
Don't just want to sit back and watch finance parasites consume our entire economy without ever being held accountable? That is literally the most ANTISEMITIC thing I've ever heard.
Wish that Healthcare and housing were not luxuries and you could afford them on a normal salary. Dude, I don't know about your gut it sure smells like RACIST in here.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2020-07-10
Do you just keep a document full of this random Chapo shit somewhere or do you actually type this out yourself? Also, maybe keep your shitposting topical.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2020-07-10
Do you just keep a document full of this random Chapo shit somewhere or do you actually type this out yourself?
1 throwaway_at_ 2020-07-10
Your comment smells like poor, gross.
1 Redactor0 2020-07-10
One of the best things I ever found on the internet was this huge website made by some guy who was absolutely livid at AA. His goal was to prove that it was a cult, so he had hundreds of pages about various cults, what cults have in common, and how AA is like that. But somehow over the years I lost the bookmark to it and now I can't find it anymore because there's so much other crap on the internet arguing about whether or not AA is a cult.
Anyway, I dunno about AA but Synanon sure got into some fucking wacky territory before they got shut down.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-07-10
Narconon is run by the Church of Scientology. It's a great way to recruit vulnerable people into your cult.
1 Redactor0 2020-07-10
Yeah, I've seen Scientology leaflets promising that they'll help you get "clean". It's only after you join that you realize they mean getting clean of alien ghosts. 😒
1 Matthew94 2020-07-10
A worthy cause.
1 crabsmoker75 2020-07-10
http://web.archive.org/web/20161202185738/https://www.orange-papers.org/ This it?
2 Redactor0 2020-07-10
I believe it is. I knew the dramanauts could help me. 🤗🤗🤗
1 Luvavu 2020-07-10
Alcohol is the shittiest drug to get addicted to, it doesn't even feel good to get drunk really, at least not in comparison to any real drugs. Get a debilitating coke habit like a man.
1 DayyyTripper 2020-07-10
Did it ever truly begin for poorcels?
2 I_Must_Bust 2020-07-10
If you have a salary under 100k per household earner you should be hanged
1 Prince-Klonopin 2020-07-10
Coke is a dogshit drug lmfao, you pay out the ass for a garbage high that lasts 10 minutes. If you're gonna do stims, be a fucking man and smoke some meth, and if you just wanna show off how rich you are, start sipping lean
1 Hoes_very_Mad 2020-07-10
You don't do coke for the high. You do it to show off that you can afford it.
0 The_Lolcow_whisperer 2020-07-10
Most 'coke' poorfags do these days has almost no coke in it and yet these retards still pay hundreds for it 😂
1 Infidel6 2020-07-10
As the radical centrist in this situation, I'm gonna say that regular amphetamines are the true patrician's choice.
2 currentlyin-your-mom 2020-07-10
Regular amphetamines are for pussies, just shoot meth like a real man
1 ATissu 2020-07-10
It's cheap, can be used for fun or for work, can even get them legally and for free with insurance like an upstanding citizen instead of a degen illegal drug user. It also doesn't make you smell like shit and be universally seen as a huge, huge loser like weed does. Literally only valid drug tbh
1 cakejerry_B0T 2020-07-10
As the only actual qualified radical centrist and drug expert I would say a steady diet of dextroamphetamines, Valium, and oxymorphone is a true patrician of drugs choice. There’s a reason rich people only really do prescription drugs.
1 Infidel6 2020-07-10
Are you the new kat_bot alt?
1 cakejerry_B0T 2020-07-10
Cakejerry_bot *
1 rxpirate 2020-07-10
This guy does not schedule II
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0 The_Lolcow_whisperer 2020-07-10
Stop being poor and get proper coke
1 Matthew94 2020-07-10
The first few drinks are the best but then you try to sustain that perfect buzz and everything turns to shit.
1 atmpls 2020-07-10
My key is to go be to bar and quickly down 2 vodka soda doubles, maybe do a shot with friends. Then switch between vodka sodas and soda water all night.
1 idio3 2020-07-10
That's classist, bro. Not everyone has your privilege to be able to both acquire and afford a debilitating coke habit!
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1 correct_the_econ 2020-07-10
Hard drugs like meth, crack or opiods like fent and heroin are worse health wise, but I agree, Alch and cigs have the worst high to misery ratio.
1 HumanBread 2020-07-10
Eh it feels great for a couple hours and is completely legal, socially acceptable/glorified, and cheap as shit. Unfortunately when you're an alcoholic that fun level of drunk requires a liter of liquor and a hangover that can literally kill you
1 correct_the_econ 2020-07-10
Getting shitfaced at parties in college or tailgates were my best drunk memories.
Drinking alone sucks ass
1 I_Must_Bust 2020-07-10
b-but I'm drinking while talking to my friends over xbox live!
1 waffen_waffle 2020-07-10
Getting buzzed is only fun with friends. Getting drunk just isn't fun ever imo
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2020-07-10
Fuck that, get a lsd/xanax/coke cocktail you plebe.
1 I_Must_Bust 2020-07-10
lsd/mdma is the patrician combo
1 Cucker_Dog 2020-07-10
Its all about your brain chemistry. Alcohol euphoria hits me better than opiates when I hit the sweet spot.
1 Thereal14words 2020-07-10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n86JKqA8o4w
1 Crook_and_Crank 2020-07-10
At first I was going to seriouspost about how with any kind of addiction, tapering usually is the far healthier option, that cold turkey attempts really can kill you, and that from what I've seen AA relies way too heavily on religion rather than fucking medicine but then I saw this shit;
I'm not convinced that people who brag about being such hardcore alcoholics are all that committed to getting clean. One of these 200 IQ ethanol brains actually uses the word 'gnarly' to describe his past benders.
A couple of these dudes talk about fucked up shit as if if they were frat bros partying, rather than ruining their fucking lives.
I want to break the rule so bad and upvote him but even by my standards it's probably pretty fucked up to egg on someone this far gone with alcohol.
1 tHeSiD 2020-07-10
Holy fuck that thread brings up some bad memories.
1 diggity_md 2020-07-10
just don't drink moron
1 tHeSiD 2020-07-10
I know, it's difficult but I managed to do that for 6 months now almost. I decided to dedicate 3 days for a bender in the future, which may or may not happen.
1 Platycel 2020-07-10
I thought people saying dramatards are retarded were exagarating.
1 tHeSiD 2020-07-10
Nah, it's like a thing I wish I could do, but I keep postponing it and has worked so far. Before I couldn't go a day without drinking
2 Roachravageronly 2020-07-10
Why not this week? You might actually not make it to next week......life is short have some fun 🍻
2 tHeSiD 2020-07-10
BEGONE WITCH!
1 Bummunism 2020-07-10
Cope
1 tHeSiD 2020-07-10
🤷♂️🍺☠☠
1 Bummunism 2020-07-10
No really, you're coping
1 WithoutAComma 2020-07-10
I've never seen that approach work but I (sincerely) hope it does for you. Good luck
1 tHeSiD 2020-07-10
Thanks Debbie downer!
1 WithoutAComma 2020-07-10
Lol my b :D
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1 Matthew94 2020-07-10
/r/cripplingalcoholism isn't for people who want to get clean. It's just a place for alcoholics to chat. Fuck, just read the start of the sidebar:
3 megafaggotron1986 2020-07-10
Why's that guy texting his sponsor for support if he doesn't care
1 -KneesToTheBreeze 2020-07-10
Right?
Of course drama retards in here are acting like these people are supposed to give a shit.
1 waffen_waffle 2020-07-10
It's legitimately sad. They've deluded themselves so much the only way to break them out is to let them go almost over the edge and see what they've done to themselves.
The problem is, in my experience, that they usually just die.
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1 currentlyin-your-mom 2020-07-10
Most of the people I know in aa are drug addicts, so by default they’ve been through way worse shit than alcoholics go though. It’s pretty common to hear about people overdosing multiple times in a week, or ending up on a ventilator and then having their dope dealer in the emergency room. Aa isn’t a religious program, Churchgoing members are actually a minority here
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1 herbalmethtea 2020-07-10
are alcoholicoids even people
1 -SaltineAmerican- 2020-07-10
Does alcoholism make you too stupid to realize that the things you boast about actually disgrace you or do you just have to be that ret-rded to become an alcoholic?
1 AnotherDayNotherName 2020-07-10
FYI, those people aren't boasting. You're viewing their community from the outside. There's a shared understanding between all of them about the torment of addiction and they know that what they're up against is an absolute beast. It's why they think the AA people are so silly because AA claims that all you have to do is accept jesus into your life and then you'll be cured.
Hence the "baby alkies" are cured by AA because alcohol wasn't the crux of their problem. Whereas the people who are physically dependent on booze and have used it as a major crutch in life may need more than going to church to get over their problem.
Trust me, the cripplings are full of shame, self loathing, confusion... they're happy/envious for anyone that can escape that lifestyle. What you see as boasting is really just them joking with each other.
1 RetroSpud 2020-07-10
That’s a lot of words for “sub full of retards”
1 AnotherDayNotherName 2020-07-10
No worries dramatard, I assume you're being disrespectful in the spirit of this sub. I hope your naive innocent little mind never truly understands what those people are going through. Hollywood might make alcoholism look glamorous yet real life is a different story.
2 RetroSpud 2020-07-10
I’ve been white girl wasted before so I think I know a little about drinking buddy
1 AnotherDayNotherName 2020-07-10
Lol, it really is cute how innocent your comment is. Stick to getting drunk occasionally and thinking that you have any idea about dealing with heavy alcoholism.
So you’ve had a hangover before? Nice, you have an inkling of how sick it makes them. Of course a wide swath of people must all be simply retarded for damaging themselves.
1 AngstyToast 2020-07-10
What a god awful font.
1 ason 2020-07-10
AA is great for hard drug users because when they want to relapse, they have a network of people who know where to find hard drugs. Many such cases. Whereas if you just shut the fuck up about it and stopped hanging out with a cult of recently drug-addled degenerates, you could maybe move on with your life.
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2020-07-10
Doesn't matter whether you join AA or how you stop being a pathetic alcoholic as long as you learn some goddamn self control.
These people never will.
1 BlessThisBussy 2020-07-10
That thread is insanely interesting, I’ve never done AA but reading about it through these people is fascinating. I always knew it was a scammy cult.
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1 always_horny_guy 2020-07-10
In this guide to vomiting blood the crippling alcoholic recommends that if you don't want to see a doctor you should stick to drinking beer. "Do not drink soda nor coffee nor juice, etc."
Thanks CA!
1 swislock 2020-07-10
Alcoholics are probably the worst drug users on the planet.
They are always so insufferable, BuT mY DeMoNs ect.
I would rather run into funny ass tweakers or see you in a gutter nodding on heroine than talk Talk single alcoholic for any amount of time.
Time of the rope when?
1 AnotherDayNotherName 2020-07-10
I too prefer getting shanked in the spleen and then robbed of the $40 in my wallet by a heroin junkie sneaking out of the alley than to have to have a conversation with an alcoholic.
1 Redactor0 2020-07-10
There's no comparison to stoners. I've never heard an alcoholic claim that alcohol could cure cancer in children.
1 godsrmay 2020-07-10
What is a sponsor in this context?