my spirit animal

1  2020-07-11 by Corporal-Hicks

50 comments

"You guys have no life, you live your life in a computer'

Dramacels on suicide watch 😂😭

I'm triggered and I like it! 🤷🏿‍♂️

The foid going 'its a cellphone' is peak reddit.

Dude the foid calling someone a monkey and screeching Darwinism made me reeee because that insult is reserved for us blacks. Peak fucking horshoe.

Also the Boomer basically saying he dials numbers in his phone and friends answer had me on life support 😂

Edit: before anyone gets uppity I am not saying we call ourselves that. But in her rage she leapt from burning crossed to calling a dude a monkey. Like are racial slurs not sacred anymore? Can't have shit in drama. I mean Detroit 😤🤡

Yeah, and she made a pretty big mental leap to go from not wearing a mask to cross burning.

Wait until they see the study that showed most anti-vaxxers lean left.

My mom is a hardcore Canadian liberal and thinks the Corona vaccines are a conspiracy.

Now you know what us Jews feel like when some goycel calls another goycel greedy.

That's our word.

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yeah, how can this be corporal-hicks' spirit animal when he pretty much spends all of his free time getting mad at his computer screen? 🤔

Later that day, Bill went home, finished mowing his grass and cooked on the Weber charcoal grill in his dad shoes.

What a legend.

Damn, an actually good twitter reply.

I'm honestly starting to wonder if doctors are over prescribing to middle aged women. I mean, I know they can be battle axes, but Jesus.

Under prescribing, Prozac is a human right.

Hell no that’s all they need is Prozac. That shit can make a person crazy.

you have accosted me in this store

no you have accosted me


you're like monkeys falling out of a tree

no you're the monkey


you people are fucking idiots man

no you're the idiot


you're unbelievable

no you're unbelievable

Good lord this foid is fucking creative.

no u

no you're fucking creative

So instead of inform this guy he should be wearing a mask politely or even just dropping a comment to the store staff about it these cunts pull out phones to make a video for social media.

40 somethings have regressed into 14 year old children.

God I hate the mask mafia, the smugness reminds me of srdines

My theory is that's there's few things that a normal person can be 100% in the right about and be something that people will argue against.

It's like why everyone looks down on smokers.

Combine that with Karens and you get this video

They finally have something they can make a big screaming public scene about without looking like complete lunatics (or so they think)

I wish I loved anything as much as white women love tattling

Dude sounds like a bootleg Dr Phil.

Dr Full

Most American video I've seen all day.

Absolutely based boomer dabbing on the narcissistic twittercels

In a unique display of overlapping territorial language the Dad marks against the Karens. Usually, territories are disregarded by other species but now the matriarch and the pride male express their hostility with unmistakable actions.

This new matriarch is confident and defiant marking where he marks and harassing the much larger Dad. Her calls and fluffed up tail posture attracts support from other clan members.

If you think I made this it up...

Beautiful :')

A spitting image of our dramalord moderators— we have been blessed 😭🙏🏼

If this guy were a mod here, this would be most popular sub but the guy said it, he is not on the Internet.

White solidity at work.

Intra race war when?

Why not just politely offer him a mask?

Nobody in this video deserves respect.

God bless the scythe.

You people are like monkeys

This is the line that will get him cancelled, sadly.

I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.

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Based and rhetoric pilled.

Ngl I may be sick in the head but lately you've been sentient as fuck and I wanna hookup with you Snappy. Slide into my DM (no homo).

Why does your spirit animal screech at fat old guys?

My spirit animal is the old fat guy

B A S E D

Can we share

He's fat enough for two.

Thats peak boomer fitness

Cope more fatty.

He got you good lmao

The last of a dying breed

dying

literally, that dude doesnt look like he'll handle the ventilator well

He'll just take a couple shots of whiskey and walk it off. No need for a ventilator.

z🤢omer hicks just aren’t the same

Now imagine he dropped a c-bomb

I wanted to watch the whole thing but the camera bussy's screeding voice was too much.