White supremacist attack a helpless femoid while she is at home with a subway sandwich. People in the thread vow to stand up for sandwich attacks everywhere. Totally not made up.

1  2020-07-12 by Cosmosvicious

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Why do they always have to involve Subway?

It's the official sponsor of hate crime hoaxes.

It's some kind of dog whistle, I think. Probably a gaslighting dog whistle in bad faith, most likely.

Yikes, let's unpack this.

AAAAAAAAA

The real question is why they aren't eating one of Subway's new delicious spinach wraps, like the turkey, bacon, and guacamole. Eat fresh!

They think a pound of bread and some cold cuts is weight-loss food.

White nationalists wont even let people eat their grub hub in peace. I got cut off by a white nationalist in traffic the other day, was this close to calling the FBI

Went through the Taco Bell drive thru the other day and when I pulled up to the window I realized I left my wallet at home and couldn't pay for my food.

Fucking white nationalists.

There’s a group of neo Nazi skinheads who hang around outside my local jersey mikes. I usually cover my eyes with my fedora and try to ignore them but sometimes they’ll push me a little. I’ve learned if you just keep your head down they usually ignore you.

Fuck, anyone have that old copypasta about the redditor who encountered three guys in MAGA hats harassing an innocent Muslim, but then the redditor calmly tells the Nazis to cease 'before things get ugly,' only for the nazis to attack him while he narrates his super badass counterattack and how he swiftly defeats all three of them?

Reminded me of that.

Also someone went through his profile and found pics he posted of himself and he was like 5'1, no exaggeration.

My fave part is him grabbing a gun like it's a fucking Seagal movie.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/ejvayl/stunning_and_brave_alert_a_hero_on_his_way_to/fd1s05a/

Lol my favorite thing was the top comment being “glock 17s don’t have safeties.” Or the “i just want to play cards.” It’s always funny when these people talk about confrontations like they are in movie. Actual fights are fucking dirty and brutal. It’s like in letterkenny when he says “if you’ve ever been in a real fight you might not be so keen on another”

this is one of my favourite fight videos

The guy is bigger,stronger than all of them,

he goes into the empty space while they are enclosed in the lift,

he catches them by surprise,

And yet they still all stand back up within seconds which is definitely not enough time for police to arrive so idk how some random internet (social) justice fighter could do that.

Transitioning children is child abuse.

can someone translate this to english?

Schizo woman is convinced she has a "patriot stalker" (She thinks it might also be her ex boyfriend???????) There is a power outage in the area but she said nothing more about that so IDK if she thinks its relevant at all. Here's my attempt at a timeline. 15 y/o Daughter orders subway, it arrives she doesn't go pick it up immediately and some minutes later daughter hears a knock at the door and grabs rifle and hides in a spot, some more time later she hears a loud thump and then checks out side and sees a guy who she thinks is the "patriot stalker". Que texting mom and mom going schizo on twitter.

thanks a lot. :)

Truth be told I am actually like 90 percent sure this woman is literally schizophrenic and that there is no actual timeline for this. I feel bad for the daughter as I feel like she just got trapped in her moms schizophrenic delusions of gang stalkers. I also feel bad for whoever she ends up shooting thinking they are a CIA agent sent to steal her brain.

i agree. as much as i like to make fun selfdiagnosed online wokies being actually mentally ill sucks donkey balls

The glow-in-the-dark mayos are out to get her.

Bringing up the power outage was what really placed this womxn in the crazy pot for me. It had nothing to do with the rest of the story.

In the first bit she claims they cut power to her house. She is actually being more schizo and accusing said patriot stalker of literally cutting the power line to her house.

An asian white nationalist delivered MY package to my white neighbors, the foul feind.

Omg. It was a fucking raccoon. A raccoon ate her sandwich.

White nationalists training raccoons to attack women and colored people disgusting

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They can’t keep getting away with this.

For real haha I lived in the suburbs of Minnesota growing up. My little brother (like 6) found a turtle and we had an old aquarium so we kept it on the porch. One day a fucking raccoon got into it and just ripped the thing to shreds.

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Am I a schizo as well, or does it just seem like the grub hub driver got pissed this bitch never opened the door and chucked her shit at it?

The driver left the sandwich at her door and she never went to get it so an animal ended up getting into it.

That's all this is.

Since I am fluent in schizo here is what (I think) she is trying to say happened:

Schizo woman is convinced she has a "patriot stalker" (She thinks it might also be her ex boyfriend???????) There is a power outage in the area but she said nothing more about that so IDK if she thinks its relevant at all. Here's my attempt at a timeline. 15 y/o Daughter orders subway, it arrives she doesn't go pick it up immediately and some minutes later daughter hears a knock at the door and grabs rifle and hides in a spot, some more time later she hears a loud thump and then checks out side and sees a guy who she thinks is the "patriot stalker". Que texting mom and mom going schizo on twitter.

Somebody got a broken sandwich and their first response is the driver did it on purpose because they're racist? As opposed to the driver is lazy?

Who the hell orders subway on grubhub?

Who the hell orders subway?

The meatball sub is actually not bad. Better than some real Italian restaurants. But I would only get it on the run. No one should be ordering delivery of that peasant food.