I'm not really sure if that really counts as "creepy". Cringe af for sure but trying to put the moves on some 20yo ASU coed isn't that creepy in and of itself. Hell, there's a chance some vapid poly-sci girl is into that uwu shit. He shot his shot. Definitely not the route I would have gone though.
You expect some quantum computing autist to be smooth with the ladies or something? It's sadcringe as all hell but the only reason it's "creepy" is because she isn't into it. If she was 15 then yeah it would be really creepy.
It's funny but I have an issue with the semantics. I wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be a full-on male feminist but I don't see evidence of it here.
I feel like socially awkward men are ripe for a cancelling because they mostly try to hit on socially anxious wahmen who feel threatened anytime a guy approaches them 🤔
The serious answer is that they've been trained to think of "normal" flirting as aggressive and misogynistic, so they flirt in the most passive way possible in hopes that the foid will make the first move
No I went to high school with this guy and he was legitimately an idiot from the start, especially with girls from a grade under him (which was my grade). Here's some examples:
-He once started a conversation with a girl from my grade in the library who he didnt know for a straight hour while she turned away from him and completely ignored him as he talked alone for the second 30 mins half.
-He was accused of stalking by a girl from my grade and his college options were greatly limited from that. He had a restraining order filed against him from this.
-He once walked into a room where there were basically 3 other girls from my grade and a few other people and loudly said "half the girls from X grade are in love with me actually" to one of the other guys.
He was socially awkward as hell and couldnt read social cues at all.
Main thing I'm worried about is if someone spreads it and he sees it, and realizes it came from our fb message history, it might add drama to my own life. Not that I'm worried about his opinion of me, but I'd like to avoid it if he gets angry and tries saying something as retaliation.
I guess it might be fine on this sub but please don't post it on Twitter or anywhere more public.
I don't know anything about this guy and I'm not on Twitter.... but this is so fucking hilarious. The way he's trying to flirt seems like those geeky anime kids when I was in high school in like 2002 and they had, at some point, gotten it in their head that if they display how "smart" they are and act "cute" like a fictional geeky anime guy certain girls will like them or I guess SHOULD like them because of that.
I guess what I'm trying to say is he flirts like a 14-year-old high school boy who watches Sailor Moon.
I went to high school with this guy and he was legitimately an idiot from the start, especially with girls from a grade under him (which was my grade). Here's some examples:
-He once started a conversation with a girl from my grade in the library who he didnt know for a straight hour while she turned away from him and completely ignored him as he talked alone for the second 30 mins half.
-He was accused of stalking by a girl from my grade and his college options were greatly limited from that. He had a restraining order filed against him from this.
-He once walked into a room where there were basically 3 other girls from my grade and a few other people and loudly said "half the girls from X grade are in love with me actually" to one of the other guys.
He was socially awkward as hell and couldnt read social cues at all.
I guess what I'm trying to say is he flirts like a 14-year-old high school boy who watches Sailor Moon.
in high school in like 2002
And these millennial losers never grew out of that. Remember before this shit got really bad the most cringe shit these dudes were about was MLP? Like, its still a thing but it was WAY worse then? Yeah, that's him. They're still stuck as kids because the idea of growing up and being an adult when the economy is tough is fucking horrifying to them.
Guys holy fucking shit I went to high school with this guy. He was accused of stalking by this girl and was creepy as hell towards the girls in my grade (1 year below him) too. He even helped me with homework sometimes before I found out how wacked he was. What the actual fuck.
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19 kevindurantalt 2020-07-13
You should just tweet people you find them attractive and that you want to have sex and it will be less creepy then internet hugs
6 professorshillphd 2020-07-13
Tbf I've picked up 3 women on the internet by purely throwing verbal abuse at them.
11 kevindurantalt 2020-07-13
I once picked up partially ripped five dollar bill on the subway, and that's kinda the same thing.
2 professorshillphd 2020-07-13
I will never date a normie again. I vet foids by insulting them. If they can handle it and don't sperg out/whine, you know they're keepers.
6 kevindurantalt 2020-07-13
Why not just buy a dog if that's what you're looking for
4 megafaggotron1986 2020-07-13
Pizza's trying to avoid women, not become one
2 professorshillphd 2020-07-13
Why would you ever date a normie woman.
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-07-13
Cause they dont have a mental illness fetish
1 iWasMolestedByElmo 2020-07-13
It’s not considered an illness until it renders you unable to function in society sweaty, until then it’s just a personality trait.
3 CitrusDelicious 2020-07-13
Would you say you are "negging" them?
2 professorshillphd 2020-07-13
idk not really.
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-07-13
Sounds like a great way to meet trailer trash from Ocala.
1 professorshillphd 2020-07-13
Well, considering they're all highly educated, seems you might be wrong.
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-07-13
So you're saying being insulting to a trailer park girl in Ocala won't work? Seems you might be wrong.
1 professorshillphd 2020-07-13
Insulting a trailer park girl is asking to get your ass beat.
5 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-07-13
I'm not really sure if that really counts as "creepy". Cringe af for sure but trying to put the moves on some 20yo ASU coed isn't that creepy in and of itself. Hell, there's a chance some vapid poly-sci girl is into that uwu shit. He shot his shot. Definitely not the route I would have gone though.
6 sheepgobaaaaaaaaa 2020-07-13
bruh look at this shit and say it isnt creepy lmao
10 mrmarfanman 2020-07-13
Arrested for being too much of an autist with women
/tv/ was right, No Singles Allowed is here
10 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-07-13
You expect some quantum computing autist to be smooth with the ladies or something? It's sadcringe as all hell but the only reason it's "creepy" is because she isn't into it. If she was 15 then yeah it would be really creepy.
8 sheepgobaaaaaaaaa 2020-07-13
yeah but the sperg calls out dementia daddy for being a hair sniffer whenever possible, that's what makes this funny
4 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-07-13
It's funny but I have an issue with the semantics. I wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be a full-on male feminist but I don't see evidence of it here.
*gives you an uncomfortably long hug
4 sheepgobaaaaaaaaa 2020-07-13
Well still, it's clearly enough to get the twittercels heated. Sit back and watch leftoids do what they do best, infight
1 SnapagatorReborn 2020-07-13
I feel like socially awkward men are ripe for a cancelling because they mostly try to hit on socially anxious wahmen who feel threatened anytime a guy approaches them 🤔
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1 chansee 2020-07-13
Men's lib strikes again
1 mqL49J 2020-07-13
Can you get coat titty when you internet hug?
9 Lord_Sticky 2020-07-13
Why are male feminists always so creepy?
6 megafaggotron1986 2020-07-13
The serious answer is that they've been trained to think of "normal" flirting as aggressive and misogynistic, so they flirt in the most passive way possible in hopes that the foid will make the first move
2 MemerovDankh 2020-07-13
No I went to high school with this guy and he was legitimately an idiot from the start, especially with girls from a grade under him (which was my grade). Here's some examples:
-He once started a conversation with a girl from my grade in the library who he didnt know for a straight hour while she turned away from him and completely ignored him as he talked alone for the second 30 mins half.
-He was accused of stalking by a girl from my grade and his college options were greatly limited from that. He had a restraining order filed against him from this.
-He once walked into a room where there were basically 3 other girls from my grade and a few other people and loudly said "half the girls from X grade are in love with me actually" to one of the other guys.
He was socially awkward as hell and couldnt read social cues at all.
1 Canadapoli 2020-07-13
Can you post some proof? Yearbook photo?
1 MemerovDankh 2020-07-13
I can post some of my fb message history with him in a bit. Would that work?
1 Canadapoli 2020-07-13
Yes. Give me it all. mmmmmm yummy yummy feed the beast
1 MemerovDankh 2020-07-13
(Deleted since the requester confirmed it was real)
1 Canadapoli 2020-07-13
Thanks I got em
1 Canadapoli 2020-07-13
https://imgur.com/a/E735Rre
Here's the proof that guy posted
1 MemerovDankh 2020-07-13
Main thing I'm worried about is if someone spreads it and he sees it, and realizes it came from our fb message history, it might add drama to my own life. Not that I'm worried about his opinion of me, but I'd like to avoid it if he gets angry and tries saying something as retaliation.
I guess it might be fine on this sub but please don't post it on Twitter or anywhere more public.
1 Canadapoli 2020-07-13
Way too late for that, let go and ride the dramawave
1 MemerovDankh 2020-07-13
Fine whatever. If he rages at anyone he has more important people than me on his case anyways.
1 MemerovDankh 2020-07-13
Please delete now?
Its been a day so I think everyone who wanted to see it did. At this point it just adds unnecessary risk for me.
2 gunfell 2020-07-13
Welcome to r/drama
1 MemerovDankh 2020-07-13
Mistakes were made.
1 [deleted] 2020-07-13
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1 Msmit71 2020-07-13
I was with you until the very last bit
2 MrRightIsWhite 2020-07-13
If women weren't stupid, they wouldn't keep falling for the male feminist bit.
1 Vegan_doggodiddler 2020-07-13
Based and Rohypnol-pilled.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-13
This
1 Fortizen 2020-07-13
Sweetie you just triggered ptsd of when I was like this in my late teens.
4 bertli 2020-07-13
You know the answer already
3 RyPzoR 2020-07-13
https://ibb.co/X7k9GPT
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-13
stonetoss is a nazi
1 Qwagsoir 2020-07-13
Thanks for the heads-up hicks
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-07-13
Just so you know before you go spreading his nazi propoganda
1 RyPzoR 2020-07-13
ok
1 NextTimeonDBZ 2020-07-13
Based stonetoss.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-07-13
Compensation.
(This has multiple interpretations. They're all correct.)
7 hackfraud199930 2020-07-13
I always say it: WOLVES DRESSED AS LAMBS
1 GaysianSupremacist 2020-07-13
Wolves are cool, male föïdminists aren't.
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-07-13
He's pathetic, weak, and toothless, even by sheep standards. He looks rams look like deathclaws from Fallout.
1 zoldknight 2020-07-13
Did you really just out yourself as a g*mer? Disgraceful.
1 AlphaMale3625 2020-07-13
If you know what it is then you did too 🧐
7 sheepgobaaaaaaaaa 2020-07-13
!UPDATE!
David makes a super duper official response with a fancy graphic and everything, how professional
He admits he has autism (shocker) and is taking a break from twitter.
2 IramDei 2020-07-13
Yeah blame it on fucking autism...
2 godsrmay 2020-07-13
Why does he italicize random words? What a complete autist. I literally stopped reading because of that
1 tHeSiD 2020-07-13
Wait you can apologise and everything will be OK?
1 SamManilla 2020-07-13
lol, stupid fuck, now he's done for. You never apologize to the mob unless you want to get lynched.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2020-07-13
no kink-shaming 😡
1 SamManilla 2020-07-13
Is this the Twitter equivalent of wearing a leash in public?
3 AHoomanBeanz 2020-07-13
I don't know anything about this guy and I'm not on Twitter.... but this is so fucking hilarious. The way he's trying to flirt seems like those geeky anime kids when I was in high school in like 2002 and they had, at some point, gotten it in their head that if they display how "smart" they are and act "cute" like a fictional geeky anime guy certain girls will like them or I guess SHOULD like them because of that.
I guess what I'm trying to say is he flirts like a 14-year-old high school boy who watches Sailor Moon.
1 MemerovDankh 2020-07-13
Mentioned this one another comment but:
I went to high school with this guy and he was legitimately an idiot from the start, especially with girls from a grade under him (which was my grade). Here's some examples:
-He once started a conversation with a girl from my grade in the library who he didnt know for a straight hour while she turned away from him and completely ignored him as he talked alone for the second 30 mins half.
-He was accused of stalking by a girl from my grade and his college options were greatly limited from that. He had a restraining order filed against him from this.
-He once walked into a room where there were basically 3 other girls from my grade and a few other people and loudly said "half the girls from X grade are in love with me actually" to one of the other guys.
He was socially awkward as hell and couldnt read social cues at all.
2 RollUpMySpliff1 2020-07-13
Literally know so many people like this who all ended up being unbearable libs too
1 Spysix 2020-07-13
And these millennial losers never grew out of that. Remember before this shit got really bad the most cringe shit these dudes were about was MLP? Like, its still a thing but it was WAY worse then? Yeah, that's him. They're still stuck as kids because the idea of growing up and being an adult when the economy is tough is fucking horrifying to them.
2 Arigatatat 2020-07-13
How did men become so pathetic with wom*n?
2 godsrmay 2020-07-13
Unironically the internet
1 BroughtToYouBySprite 2020-07-13
1 Arigatatat 2020-07-13
Say what you want about boomers but they never groveled at the feet of women for one crumb of attention
1 Spysix 2020-07-13
Need more shows like Married with Children.
1 Shubard75 2020-07-13
Trying to have sex with wmn is always pathetic
2 hnnghahhHHH 2020-07-13
This is funny, but not as hilarious as the progressive politician who got me too’d and instantly killed himself.
1 godsrmay 2020-07-13
Who??
1 hnnghahhHHH 2020-07-13
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Park_Won-soon#Death
It was from South Korea. Read the last line of the personal life section.
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1 cuntservative-Kathy 2020-07-13
If you’re gonna slide into a girl’s dm’s and be weird, at least make sure she’s cute first 😩
1 chanbr 2020-07-13
Another day another moment of stoneyeet being proven right again lmao
1 SnapagatorReborn 2020-07-13
More drama: https://twitter.com/DavidAgStone/status/1282547909343318016
Apparently he was messaging a 17 year old girl with his hug-attacks.
1 hamgeezer 2020-07-13
Imagine being a "famed twitter leftist" how absolutely gay
1 bc12392 2020-07-13
No surprise that a terminally online Twitter user likes to flirt with teens
1 Dizzy732 2020-07-13
Honestly the best reply for this should just be:
"I shot my shot, I got rejected , I respected it. Never said I was smooth. I just respect consent".
Half these dudes are only being called out for having no game, no harassment, but than they apologize like a sex offender.
1 statesucks 2020-07-13
All right look, you can flirt like a sex offender, you just can’t apologize like one.
1 Dizzy732 2020-07-13
One man's sex offender line is another girl with Daddy issues kink.
1 MemerovDankh 2020-07-13
Guys holy fucking shit I went to high school with this guy. He was accused of stalking by this girl and was creepy as hell towards the girls in my grade (1 year below him) too. He even helped me with homework sometimes before I found out how wacked he was. What the actual fuck.
1 [deleted] 2020-07-13
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1 godsrmay 2020-07-13
Wow this was completely unexpected! Who woulda thunk wokies constantly shaming others are retards trying to deflect from their own degeneracy
https://twitter.com/drwalterfreeman/status/1282506708548349954?s=19
Holy shit what a fucking autist
1 Spysix 2020-07-13
These are the tards that harp about standing up to men and firing #metoo torpedos the most.
1 Spysix 2020-07-13
Literally who? lol