Remember that Black Mirror episode where the honeybee drones got reprogrammed by that Uncle Ted-style guy to burrow into everyone’s brains who used a certain hashtag on Twitter? Can we do that, but like, with every person with an active Twitter account?

Based and Tedpilled

Stop, I can only get so erect.

every person with an active Twitter account?

I hope you just forgot to exclude blue checkmarks.

every person with an active twitter account

every person

I know I’m in arrrgh drama but even this is relatively retarded.

Did I fucking stutter?

Blue checkmarks aren't people

I've never watched Black Mirror but you gave me a solid reason to

A third person, who identified herself as a high school student, added, “I am so sorry for your loss but you didn’t have to use a racist hashtag.”

Glad that zoomers grow up the right way.

This is a confession by the United States that these apps can be used for spying, and that America is using these apps for spying worldwide. All nations should ban all American social media apps immediately to prevent their citizens from being spied on by the NSA and FBI. This is also an admission that China was (once again) correct to protect their citizens privacy by banning NSA infested American malware.

> All nations should ban all American social media apps immediately

This, but unironically

their citizens privacy national security interests

Aside from this unfortunate typo, when did Watermark get so techno-informed? I must have been gone too long.

Given enough time even a monkey with a typewriter could write shakespeare

All nations should ban all American social media

Yes

If you can't write your own website in static HTML like a '90s cyberchad then you shouldn't be on the internet.

Zoomers are gonna be the greatest generation for drama.

“Being a cop is a choice. Lmao and last time I checked, blue people don’t exist. Maybe educate yourself?” one person tweeted.

my goodness, how much dumber can a person get? And why does it seem the lowest of the low are the ones always saying "educate yourself"?

“Being a cop is a choice.

If we subbed cop with "hoodrat", or "wanna be gang banger" I wonder what levels of seething would occur 🤔

Also looked for the tweet and seems to be gone.

Being black is a choice, too.

There are trans-blacks and trans-mayos. You can choose your race.

trans-blacks

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das rite, yt boi

Wtf... stupid comparison

They wouldn't take that bait, I would try "Taking drugs is a choice"

Which is technically correct, but addiction is an entirely different issue that we handle by throwing people in jail, which is kinda shitty if I'm being honest.

On a society scale, yeah, it's a problem.

On an individual level - drug addicts are animals who are just chasing short-term gratification and have 0 self control

“Being a Troid is a choice. Lmao and last time I checked, troid people don’t exist. Maybe educate yourself?” one person tweeted.

based

They say those who cannot do teach.

What does that make those who cannot teach?🤔🤔🤔

They are teachers.

Gym teachers

Internet moderators.

According to the Mad Magazine issue I read back in 2006, they substitute teach.

Orange people exist but blue people don't? Colorist

Lmao and last time I checked, blue people don’t exist. Maybe educate yourself?

Smurflets BTFO

It never even began for James Cameroncels

I refuse to let this erasure stand

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

I’m blue dabadeedabadie

Bluelets seething rn

True. It should be #educateyourself. Some will never learn it.

unironically wanna punch twatters and tarditors when they say "Maybe educate yourself?”

Because you always get good grades when you educate yourself. As opposed to getting educated by a book.

is it really a choice though? this unironically got me to thinking that someone needs to smash people with billy clubs to stop things turning into mad max, since we dont have terminators - yet.

Being a cop is a choice. Lmao and last time I checked, blue people don’t exist. Maybe educate yourself?

This is the kind of vitriol I post on alt accounts when I'm trying to get a rise of out centrists and neolibs. I just can't comprehend a real person typing this lol.

I can only assume that you wouldn't send that directly to the daughter of a cop who just got murdered unless you meant it.

I'm fucked in the head but no, even that's too far for me. I contain my bullshit to popular subreddits.

I'm fucked in the head but no, even that's too far for me.

>letting your feels get in the way of drama

Normies, out, out out

Ah, yes. How dare someone show any sort of human decency for even a split second

This but unironically

The amount of seething hatred is on par with rightoid extremists

Horse shoe law proven again

I mean I hate cops just as much as any red blooded sjw but those replies are so fucking insensitive and horrible holy shit. Like this girl just lost her father and you're dogpiling her? Foh

"'All Cops Are Bastards' and every kid who didn't disown their cop-ish father is consenting to the systemic abuse of people who look different than other people. Sorry, sweaty."

Thaaat's the "woke revolution" for you.

they're all bastards, she's the daughter of a terrible person and should be glad to be rid of him

My father isn't a cop, but still a bastard. Sure he's a bad person, but I'd still be fucked up about it if he died, even more so if a whole bunch of people started bashing him after he was dead. Now I do think the blue lives matter hashtag was shitty, but grief makes people fo weird and sometimes shitty things. At the end of the day, someone lost her father and people are kicking her while she's down, and that's not cool

More importantly, she's fucking hot as shit.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/031/081/coomer.png

She is in high school, get back to ahs

She's 18, go back to SRD 🍆💦

In all fairness, if you're a twenty three year old or older and are hitting on high school girls there's a strong chance you're a fucking creep that shouldn't be allowed near schools

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"Maybe educate yourself?” one person tweeted.

Every single time.

This is peak journalism in 2020 huh? I can go pick some comments (which 80% are trolling for the attention anyways) on social media and write an article about how someone was mean to someone else and get Pulitzers?

Um... Yes?

Just make sure you publish it in the correct paper for confirmation bias.

It's a tabloid, you child.

All journalism is hecking valid

#WriteLivesMatter

The New York Times and CNN do this shit too

Cry more about it you fairy

get Pulitzers

The 1619 Project got a Pullitzer so I'm pretty sure you don't even have to try that hard.

How come "journalist's" treat Twitter comments as a news worthy thing? No one gives YouTube comments the time of day, but somehow Twitter became the go to place for journalists to gather commentary on the state of the world.

Because it's easy

Exactly. And there are comments from evey view point (support to hatred) so it's easy to pull some Tweets that fit the narrative of the article you're writing.

Because journos are terminally online and mostly on Twitter and it’s easy to use for click bait

Because they can earn that prized Checkmark.

It's all they have.

whines about journos

its the New York post

After trump loses, normal people are going to turn their mockery and ire at wokies and far lefties and it's going to be hilarious

The wocques are already building a "Trump and his supporters won't peacefully accept a loss" narrative (despite them spamming #notmypresiserp for the past 4 years). Expect them to use that narrative as an excuse to pass laws to crack down on any wrongthink if Trump does lose.

Normies are only putting up with them because they don't like Trump. Once Biden becomes the face of the government and they're STILL yelling about how everyone who doesn't agree with them is an immoral bigot, expect the "fuck off, moron" sentiments to become much more widespread.

Woke Culture and canceling has been a thing since before Trump did a career change into politics. Sure it wasn't as bad back then but they were still sizeable, and they're not going to suddenly pick up a hobby after the election.

As much as I love the Landking Biden memes, he's been bending the knee for them way too much both literally and metaphorically. I sincerely hope all the "Biden will pick a Bi POC woman as his VP and must step down after he wins" aren't actually true.

Sure, they'll still exist. Just saying normal liberals/Democrats won't placate them as much when there's no Trump to rail against

I'm pretty over them now tbqh

Samesies

After Hitler got the Sudetenland he was satisfied after all.

When Obama was in the White House, he at best failed to resolve the controversy and at worst inflamed it for his own purposes. I don't think this is going away.

Yeah, it's in the water supply at this point

pass laws to crack down on any wrongthink

Who exactly is going to enforce these laws? The cops they openly hate and are intent on defunding?

Internet janitors 😂

No, they'd send militia. After they disband police, "community organisations" are going up.

how will the emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?

Psykers. idk I heard bussy was a good alternative.

Trump and his supporters won't peacefully accept a loss

I still remember the "Obama won't accept Trump's win and will impose martial law" take rightoids had before the election in 2016.

And leftoids said the same about Bush.

This happens every presidency.

martial law

Member jade helm?

If the Jade Helm exercise would happen today, we would have rightoid twitter thinking that it's an operation to get rid of the deep state.

Nah they won’t

Yes we will!

I doubt it, plus you are a poweruser of rdrama which hardly makes you "normal people" lmfao tbqhwyf

You’re right

After trump loses

The DNC wants him to win, that's the only explanation for choosing Biden

That would've been if they chose Bernie.

/ u /ReasonWhyTrumpWillWin

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The kpop twatter replies kill me

kpopfans will be the next suicide bombers

we're going to look back at jihadis and right wing lone wolves and ask how we had it so good

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Reddit exists in 2040

Jfc

How many kpop fans are engineers?

how many incel engineers can kpopfans wrap around their fingers

Link the fucking tweet

link it u coward

ok

Oh

They're wining hearts and minds with their rhetoric

Honk Honk

You care about your dead father?

RASKISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!! Bbbbbb b

I love when white supremacist teenage Mexican girls get put in their place

I unironically want all twitter users arrested and forcefully volunteered into mandatory 12 months of community service in high crime neighbourhoods

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Twitter is a great reminder on why people are capable of evil

Twitter is the shittiest fucking place on the Internet. I cannot fathom why it’s still so relevant.

Because powerful corporations and (in)famous celebrities tout it as the "place to be" and "baby's first social media". That''s how the massive user-base has kept expanding for so many years.

Not posting a response on Twitter is also an option.

What the fuck is wrong with us

Wtf, they killed cops and they are so shameless about it? Not all cops are bad and they are people who have families too omg