Programmerxels realize their jobs are gonna be automated even sooner than journalists’

72  2020-07-14 by 2cimarafa

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Making a web interface isn't real coding. 😎

[Impressive automation though, ngl.]

Feel sorry for all the girls that are gonna be redundant now, though.

Hardislife on suicide watch.

Literally who?

i miss her

I liked that bitch too.

yeah we didnt deserve her

Extinction cope. This is just a first step. In 10 to 15 years baristas will have higher job security than code monkeys.

I work for a company that designs and builds autonomous harvesters. I always laugh when farmers show up when we test prototypes. Always the same comments like "I will be long dead before these will replace me". Dude, the only way you die before these will make you unemployed is if you overdose on fent. Otherwise your kids will be still in school when you lose your job.

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Can't wait for the farmer movement that burns down cell towers to secure their jobs, because most autonomous harvesters rely on an internet connection.

Satellite out of the question?

No, we can do that. But satellite bandwidth is expensive. Might change with space daddy's starlink network.

Based and correct.

I am already planning to go full transracial to get that sweet delicious free government awarded tender money.

Anyway I agreed like 1 min before you posted: "Being a CIA spook is the only job with any security left."

I am already planning to go full transracial

Move to Canada. We are already half way there to implement UBI and if you have dark hair or can get a tan in summer, you can easily identify as First Nation member.

Unironically, Canada is already on the list of possible places to flee to eventually.

That's all good until Cyber-Trudeau II decides to build their wall, in order to keep UBI leeches out of the Greater Leaf Economic Zone

In a world with few jobs, decent UBI would be a scarce and coveted resource; with every new UBI recipient representing a decrease in payments to those already receiving it

Imagine not getting a cushy intelligence agency job to protect yourself from the codecels automating you out of existence.

Creating web controls in Facebook's zoomer language is nothing to be worried about and code gen has been around for decades cause programmers are lazy. This will just stop vaporware companies from outsourcing UI jobs to Indians and Pakistanis.

Won't be laughing when your defective autoharvesters get jailbroken by opensource Chads, proprietary-cel.

Programmers have had frameworks to pump out shit like this for a decade.

not to mention "just type what you want" is literally the entire point of programming

Farmers are already obsolete. That's why the government has to give them money to continue their little LARPs. That also means that your years of hard work will be for naught when the government raises farm subsidies by $3 billion.

In 10 to 15 years, we will have automatic coffee service

a coffee machine? now thats just unrealistic.

Nah robots gonna beep boop all over the place

80% of most farmers' jobs at this point is hooking up an irrigation rig to a tractor and driving back and forth twice a day. They'd be total retards to not realize how soon their day is coming. Then they plant shit and harvest with tractors (or Mexicans) too.

They make scion "landlords" and "daytraders" look overworked.

At least we get to make fun of them for living lives glued to their parents geographically by work obligation.

This. A programmer costs a lot to employ. You get minimal gains from replacing someone at $7 an hour compared to someone who costs hundred thousand per year.

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They’re literally drawing pictures with words... how do these 16 year olds get paid at all for this.

Yeah it’s pretty cool, could save a lot of time with GUIs

Anyone that knows a programming language worth a damn isn't going to be worried about this. (like me.)

programming language worth a damn

Any examples?

The C's like C++, C# for steady jobs that may or may not be shit. If you want job security in government but also hate yourself and never move forward...Fortran and C/F. Python for testing engineers, and that's the only 'baby programming language' I'd recommend. People that like Ruby n shit are obnoxious n have too much shit stickers on their laptop instead of having a personality.

What’s going on behind the scenes is actually rather shocking in scope.

In the end, coding is the most trivial part of development, and tools based on this tech seem like they keep taking bigger and bigger dents out of boilerplate.

Learn to code? More like learn to write 2000 word articles on how you realized you were poly only after your wife told you she was cheating.

everyone knows web dev is just a gateway to becoming a blogger on Medium

Javascript

They weren't programmers in the first place tbh

Everyone knows web devs already got shipped to india for $10/hour. Dime a dozen.

Only web browsers can tolerate code of that quality.

webshits btfo

It doesnt even generate actual javascript code, its just some basic program that detects pre-determined keywords and turns it into HTML and basic CSS. So when you write "circle" it searches to see if the keyword is in the code and what it's supposed to do. In this case it will just create a square with equal width and height and add a 50% border radious to create a circle.

Its literally faster and you also type fewer letters by just write the code yourself than to search what you want in that search bar lmao. You also still need to know CSS to actually place it where you want the circle to be and add various properties and also take into account many other things like resolution scaling. Tbh it's literally useless and normies wont even know how to use html and css to begin with let alone what to do with the Jsx code it generates.

tl:dr words words words and words.

He 👏 started 👏 a 👏 conversation 👏

Typescript master race

This is pretty scary, ngl. My fear a country like China will surpass us in AI tech , meanwhile US starts doing stupid stuff concentrating on topics such as "hey is AI problematic?"

Anyway, what jobs are safe, do you think.

Anyway, what jobs are safe, do you think.

Being a CIA spook is the only job with any security left.

Literally can be outsourced to ai spying on all emails and sending gists/daily reports every day

Yeah, but someone needs to read those AI generated reports.

Automated all the way up baby, then trump just gets a letter saying /u/ GhostOfAFart jacks off to sonic porn.

Daddy jacks off to Chris Chan videos, so he would probably just promote me.

Based

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Anyway, what jobs are safe, do you think

The unemployment business is booming lately 😈

The type of jobs foids do where you have to be able to analyze humans.

It will be 2037 when a Man sounds the call to throw down his oppressors.

Isn't that what advertising technology is doing already? Where is that Snappy quote about porn recommendations?

Despite what humans like to think, they are not unique snowflakes. In fact, their lives follow a number of easily recognizable patterns. Teach a robot those patterns and you're all set.

Like how a person acts when they deny they are in pain but really are? To tell the difference between a person laughing nervously and one making a joke? It’s easier to program a code monkey than a nurse.

Like how a person acts when they deny they are in pain but really are? To tell the difference between a person laughing nervously and one making a joke?

Are you cyberbullying me?

Anyway, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotion_recognition#Automatic

That’s interesting. But computers and robots don’t care who is interacting with them. Humans do. It’s possible talents and jobs not much currently valued in society may be the last things seen as something only people can do. Not saying something only women can do.

Having humans there can be both positive and negative, depending on the situation.

For example being embarassed to tell something to your doctor can be a barrier to getting the healthcare you need. Such a barrier doesn't exist with robots.

Sure, people's relationship with technology is interesting. There is probably no question that people can attribute human like qualities to robots such that they can see the robot comprehending their information but not judging them. I also think it depends on the sex of the human. It would be interesting to have a combination of factors, such as a robot like tool where patients check in and respond to assessments helping a human do their job.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

A human-robot relationship could be powerful. This was a primitive coding project that had the coders talking to it like their psychiatrist! The lead guy shut it down because of his fear, his ludditism, but it's an interesting way the field could go.

One thing I found when I worked with people is that they just want what is in their minds out in the world. Be it a person, a computer, or an animal. I had a teen age boy tell me why he tried to kill himself. I had an ear infection, and he was crying and talking low and I couldn't understand a single word he said. I only gave infrequent brief answers because, after all, what would be appropriate to say. The next time I came back to work I found out he had told all the other patients that if they need someone to talk to, to talk to Protista, because a person can tell her anything. People are fascinating and the addition of technology just makes it even more interesting and opens new ways of looking at and doing things.

Sometimes saying nothing will them confront their demons head-on.

That’s a cool way to look at it I’d never thought of.

You did.

U have to go into politics

Anyway, what jobs are safe, do you think.

Actual programming

There’ll always be need for Internet janitors

How much does it pay?

Pay?

AI is a meme

I trust the CIA is ignoring that ethical debate

You'd have to vote in another two idiots to get in such a state. The real issue for American relevance is if Oceania is going to form a new power bloc in response to the inaction of the western world.

That'll probably happen regardless so I wouldn't worry about it too much. So the real question is do we get another great Maverick appearing and cause any real shit.

As for jobs with mass unemployment from AI automation imminent the security sector is going to be booming, gotta suppress those filthy poors somehow.

Research and devellopment.

If that get automated we are living in an utopia anyway.

Remember how people used to be so gungho about automation because they thought only icky poor people would be consigned to the scrapheap? It was fun watching the penny drop. Turns out you need advanced and expensive robots to do even the most menial blue collar jobs, but white collar jobs can be done by software alone lol

It’s true. Complicated tasks like a chess game are easy to automate whereas changing a lightbulb seems almost insurmountable.

Changing a lightbulb would be trivial if the lightbulbs and light fixtures were designed with robotic maintenance in mind. It's the human-oriented lightbulbs that are the issue.

Retrofitting existing infrastructure probably isn't going to happen (much), but new stuff can gradually add more and more automation-friendly features.

Your car doesn't have to perfectly drive around road construction based on visual input alone, when the construction company can just set up a beacon that will give passing cars the information they need with 100% accuracy.

But today's oppressive systems set robots up to fail. With a bit of effort, the whole world could look like an Amazon warehouse some day.

Tfw all you did was invent a new layout description language. Show it working in an actual project, not a toy demo - then I may be impressed.

Even today, all everyone does for web UI is pick a template and fill in the blanks. Most products in a category are basically the same - someone already did it for you, you just slap your logo on a prefabricated website.

Just look at all those shitty Wix ads that YouTube was being spammed with some time ago. Any monkey could already do this stuff decades ago. How do you think people on fiverr can crank out 20 designs for $10 in under an hour?

https://tiffzhang.com/startup/

Look at me type words and then the words show up with the blink and bold tag. AUTOMATION

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These are programmers in the same sense as Twitercells are journalists.

The only type left?

The only jobs in the future will be toilet scrubber and reddit j@nnie

eh if anyone has seen the code created by any of the site generators out there, they know they have nothing to worry about.

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GUI design

Programming

One requires an art degree, the other requires autism.

Vernor Vinge already did it

This is why you join the CIA as a glow-in-the-dark

Programmer

Jabbascripting

By allah, you will taste my shoe.

Sounds like programmers need to #LearnToWrite

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Most webshit has already been made obsolete by squarespace, and that’s a good thing.

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Well guess I dont have to learn to code anymore

Yang I'm going to need that money now.

This is like a 25 year old skill.

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